tfw no strong ogre gf to bash me in the head

> tfw no strong ogre gf to bash me in the head

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>Tanisha's mortal strike crits you for 1,089!

Don' t fuck with her

taxpayer money well spent imo

i dont think thats a gf user

That's a single mother's daughter.

imagine being a white dude and going to high school for 4 years of this shit

>Tanisha's Mortal Strike crits you for 1,089!
>Tanisha hits you for 534 damage
>You take 42 damage from Tanisha's deep wounds
>Tanisha's Execute crits you for 1,659 points of damage!

LAND OF FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Will someone edit in Horde and Alliance symbols? ha ha xD

that is a weak ass mortal strike crit. 2000 MS crits were normal. in epic pvp or aq gear you could one shot clothies.

not for Vanilla. 800 damage mortal strike crits with an arcanite reaper was yuge

>You are stunned by Tanisha's The Unstoppable Force

no. not really. you can crit 2k in blue pvp gear

nope, it must be a private server thing. "blue" pvp gear is just the Icey Barbed Spear and the lieutenant commander pvp set.

>ice barbed spear
fucking lol. try arcanite reaper. 2k crits are normal.

Icey Barbed Spear was basically a free Arcanite reaper. Same damage, almost identical stats (agility vs crit, and agility gave crit anyway), strength vs AP, 3.6 speed vs 3.8 speed.

Reaper was just an expensive weapon that looked cool. Icey barbed spear into pig hammer was free. 2k crits with execute maybe, not mortal strike.

whatever dude i own you

just like your crystallized recollections

At least he got to touch the cute girl legs next to him

Imagine being the skinny black guy who got bullied by her. At least I can laugh everytime I see a fat black woman in McDonald's.

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i unironically wish that was me. being beaten over the head like a little bitch in front of all those people, my dick would have been so hard. i wouldve said thank you and kissed her feet afterward

That's a female dire troll punishing an unproven drudge

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And then 4 more years of it in college.

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I wanna know how the dustpan didn't break on his head? It's only plastic and she's hitting him with some force. Must be very well made.

And then when you graduate.

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And then in your twilight years as you count down the days till retirement from driving a bus for the city.

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Until you finally meet your end.

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old roastie got what was coming to her desu

YAAASSSS QUEEN SLAY!

absam

this is why we need hitler to come back

You should have beat the shit out of her
>black guy vs sheboon = well they grew up in a tough neighborhood but its still wrong to hit a woman
>white guy vs sheboon = racist sexist hate crime

>It hit 3 times!