>wakes up
>hates life
>goes back to bed
I can't do this for much longer
Wakes up
Jeremiah Bennett
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Angel Bennett
lol same op
24/7 suicidal depression no matter what
kinda bored of it
Ryan Hughes
change retard
Luke Carter
beautiful. rare. amazing.
who is that 2d girl?
Daniel Mitchell
sure you can, original poster
Ian Carter
You fucking piece of shit, stop posting under my name.
Matthew Green
Zdes tak krasivo fioletovaya vata
Andrew Bennett
Feel free to stop doing it then.
Luke Reyes
Uh ty, forchan. Ahuenna/
William Myers
start loving life.
read the stoics.
Robert Foster
That chick in that photo kinda looks like my friend Jerry. Jerry is a real cool dude! Look how smug he is!
Hunter Johnson
Fucking retard namefags, ruining this board even more.
Adrian Green
Little war machine
William Bell
As long as you have secure financial backup, trust me, you can do it for much longer...which is kinda shit, because you are trapped in this world and reality.
Parker Sullivan
lying on the asphalt, lil peep blacked out. fucking with the coatway let my mad max ou
Alexander Flores
>wake up
>still haven't committed sudoku
I wish guns were easier to get. Maybe I'll make nitrocellulose to blow myself up one day. Quite the conundrum, isn't it? Hating life because you're too lazy to make anything out of it, but failing to end it because of the same reason.
Daniel Bailey
Man, Jerry sure is popular. I guess its how smug he is.
Oliver Smith
It's gotta be hard being Jerry, he is just toooooo smug! I wonder what anime he is watching today, and what flavor Doritos he is eating while watching it. What a cool dude!
Colton Ramirez
How many times a week do you reckon Jerry rewatches Paul Blart Mall Cop (That one movie about the chubby middle aged white dude whos a mall cop, that teaches about friendship, racism, karate techniques, cheating partners, and wacky cats)? It's really a masterpiece.
Cooper Watson
I reckon at least one, maybe even twice a day. God, Paul Blart was such a great movie! It really is one of the great master pieces of cinematography in the last 100 years. I remember that one seen where he is eating nachos with a morbidly obese African American man, and then accidentally gets drunk drinking margaritas he thought was lemonade. God, some days I get really depressed, even sad....but then I just put Paul Blart on, and all my troubles fade away!
Nathaniel Roberts
Jerry has fetal alcohol syndrome.
Nathan Ramirez
God, it was really funny, that one scene where he was eating with a slightly overweight African American man and he got drunk (BY ACCIDENT) from drinking beverages he did not realize were alcoholic. Man, that guy has the weirdest life! He gets into the wackiest adventures! They sure do provide for good entertainment. Thank you, Paul Blart from Paul Blart Mall Cop.
No! Jerry is just super smug
Jayden Reyes
I'm not gonna lie Avery. After the whole "Bootleg Jerry" incident my opinion of you wasn't very high, but after conversing with you these last few days I almost feel as though you are a kindred spirit. Only people with real taste, can enjoy the master piece that is Paul Blart. I have never met one in real life, but I'm glad to find one online.
Jerry's parents didn't drink when he was born. You may just be mistaken his smugness, and amazing handsomeness for this though. It really is a common mistake. Some people get mad, even envious of the smug combined with the handsomeness, and this ends up happening.
Jaxson Hughes
Ever notice how quick people are to get envious and immediately jump to insults once they lie eyes upon Jerrys smugness? God, people get jealous of Jerrys smugness so easily. I hope Jerry won't eat a poisoned burrito from someone who wishes to learn his secrets of smugness.
Well, Paul Blart Mall Cop sure is a film that brings people together, whether in the film or outside of the film - An example of inside of the film being the scene where Paul Blart (from Paul Blart Mall Cop) got drunk with an African American man, entirely by mistake. But he had a good time anyway.. I learned a lot from that film. And apply it to my life on the daily.
Daniel Hernandez
Jerry's smugness must really be a curse the more that I think about it. Imagine what a huge burden it is to walk around that smug all day every day 24/7. I'm not a religious man, but every day I say a prayer for Jerry.
I'm not gonna lie. When i'm 45 I wanna live my life as if I myself was Paul Blart. It would be pretty comfy to be a mall cop, and eat nachos and get drunk with my fat African American friend. I mean, look how cool and calm he is in this situation (a confrontation between two women in Victoria's Secret). In the end, Paul is forced to fight to defend himself, but still walks away looking handsome and awesome. God.....I wanna be Paul Blart.
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