I'm 22 and never had a job...

i'm 22 and never had a job, my mom is forcing me to get a job this week i'm scared of the responsibility that comes with a job what do i do

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Intentionally blow the interviews. Give them answers you know they won't like so they won't hire you.

Go be homeless and stop being a burden on mom.

So just tell the truth then?

That hardly solves anything, just prolonges my current situation.

i was thinking of suicide actually

how do i cope with this shit
gimme some tips and tricks

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go right ahed then LOL idc

You go in, get the job, and go home.
Go to work the next morning, do your job for like 6 hours, then clock out.

It's literally like school except no homework and less friends.

>forcing you to get a job
I wish that was possible

>tfw 26 and never had a job
>mom stopped bothering me because I just say I'm not a slave to society

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Most jobs have almost no responsibility

but what if you fuck up
even if a work at domino's and fuck up a pizza i get scared of the thought of it

make cv and application

There is no responsibility with a job. Just do it. Get money. Enjoy money. Repeat process. Us still living at home so u can spend most of the cash on yourself. Get clothes, shoes, go to a movie, buy a new computer or monitor, save up for your dream car or whatever.

Do your best please :)

If you fuck up they'll critize you. Worst case scenario is losing your job.

Honestly once you start working it becomes routine, and you'll realize you were worrying about nothing.

Man i used to work night shift to get money for college and i fucked up quite a lot and was fairly slow. After six months they just fired me and that was that, luckily i had to quit anyway for my internship...

I wouldn't work a job if I were you. On the first day, break your leg or something and sue them.

Get a deadbeat office job and slack off 30% of the time. Make sure to be an "experienced user", but on 4 chin you probably ar.e

nah i'm actually retarded without being one

Tell your mom you need to be mentally healthy to get a job. Depression is the reason I quit my old job, I started getting a shitton of intrusive thoughts and thoughts about killing myself. If I had rent and food to pay, I would've kept it though

my mom doesnt care about my mental health, i wouldnt confide in her about that shit anyway

I mean, they literally hold your hand for the first 7-10 days and show you exactly what to do
Minimum wage jobs are literally tailored for autists. you'll be fine

you be fine. most ded end minimal wage jobs are just super boring routines that make you want to kys rather being difficult. t.bartender for nearly 5 years.

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>tfw i got job at 19 years
>had to migrate from POLack to GERmoni
>only 100 euroshekels in my pocket
>lived in hotel for 9 months
>only ate refrigerated pizza
and here i am , 23 , with new job , apartment, and i do pizza myself from scratch

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If you never had a job it is unlikely that you get one with responsibilities. Using the Domino's pizza example, you'll quickly find out that all the others hate working there just as much as you, are as unskilled and lazy as you are and want nothing more for their shift to end as soon as possible. It won't take much not to stick out negatively and your first paycheck will feel pretty good to be honest. You are scared of it because it is a totally unknown situation for you, which is normal and fine. I remember my first day of work and I was insanely anxious about it. If it really sucks and you hate it, you can always return to your current life.

Send an email and we'll discuss how you are going to make it
Listen to what I have to say and you'll make it

[email protected]

are there any other Aryan chicks in Iraq 2.0?
I want to fuck a Aryan bitch who has a boyfriend

in offenbach am main , AKA turkistan, you wont find a "legit" german... and that is near frankfurt ...yea, the situation in iraq 2.0 looks very bright for a halfling like me, half polack, half nazi

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Honestly just tell the interviewer that you have a hard time in social settings but you'd like the opportunity to learn how to be part of the work force. Most corporations have roster requirements and they need to maintain a headcount so if they don't have a lot of applicants then they'll hire someone with little to no experience if they are completely transparent during the interview. They'll hire with the expectation that you'll be slower than the other workers and they will spend more time building you up.