Tips on pussy eating brahs. Never done before (or anything else). Wanna blow her mind when I finally find the one

Man, I'm not some incel dickhead that doesn't know women bleed and shit, but I do know one thing, a woman's pussy smells odd when she's on. Why the fuck you gonna be like 'KIDS GET IN HERE AND PUT YOUR FACES NEAR MY PUSSY FOR THIS PHOTO' for your shitty instagram.

OP I know you've asked for advice but fucking hell don't do this shit. Particularly the number 8 rubbish. She'll be bored as hell with you making the same shit pattern over and over again. Same with the alphabet shit. How the fuck are you going to enjoy it yourself if you're there thinking A, B, C, D in your head. This is not the way to eat pussy.

Just go down on her, start kissing gently and go from there. Enjoy it and just try different things. In the moment you'll be able to tell what she is enjoying and what she isn't. You've gone through millions of years of evolution to know naturally when a woman is into something, stop over thinking it.

Anyone who tells you to recite the ABC's or do math with your tongue is a fucking idiot and gives shit head.

Thumb up her arse, two fingers in her minge (think bowling ball grip), tongue on the clit. When your tongue gets knackered use the inside of your top lip.

This disgusting moldilocks should have her kids taken away

>enjoying sex

>he isn't top concentrated on making his partner have the best sex possible so she'll tell her friends and thus increasing his social position

sex is work user, and like work the best feeling you'll get is from finishing that job the best you can

don't do it user
a lot a studies say that eating pussy makes you gay.. if this is what you want go ahead

because i shitpost and fap all day long

i guess this is the sexual health thread so ill ask here
can't get it up during sex anymore recently. any tips on boosting libido?

stop logging hogs and get a girl that you're actually attracted to

eating pussy is a waste of time if your dick works

I unironically did this, to me it's more fun seeing, hearing and feeling how the partner enjoys it. I also always try to try Something new. Its fun

This and don't be afraid to ask what if there's a way she prefers or likes the best

Watch the Nina Hartley tutorial on eating pussy. It really good and its better to see it than to read about it. After that, just like everything else, you just have to practice and have a big enough repertoire to accommodate different girls and their preferences in speed, pressure, etc.

Don’t forget a good headbutt once in a while. Drives them crazy.

Most women can't orgasm from fucking alone. If you don't eat pussy you'll always be absolutely shit at sex. No exceptions. No woman has ever sincerely boasted about your sex because you're fucking shit, this I know 100%.

Here's a tip for you gay boy, if you ever actually have sex with a woman go down on her first and make her orgasm. Then fuck her. She will be way more into it, more into you, and will give you much better sex.

If you genuinely believe what you said your sex will always be garbage and you'll be missing out on what you could have.

>Use the inside of your top lip

What? How? Like this?

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Make sure to scoop any residual semen that may have become caught in her labial folds from other men. She'll appreciate the effort and the pleasure she gets at the same time makes you a real man.

>Tips on pussy eating brahs.
Practice.
>Wanna blow her mind when I finally find the one.
Oh... Well, that's not gonna happen.

how is this related to fitness?

Yeah dude, i too love chowing down on a girl and receiving her gift from other men!

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Regardless of what people say, all human activity, including being Jow Forums, is ultimately done for two reasons: to eat and to fuck. Since this isn't about food I'd say it's fitness related.

Most women orgasm during rape. Do you think rapists are licking their clitoris?

Being subservient is unattractive.

Never eat pussy. It's almost as much of a turn off as telling women you like being fucked in the ass.

>studies show that heterosexual sex renders men homosexual

let's see what the janitors will think about your weak reasoning

Having your head pushed down as you service a girl receiving nothing back is not heterosexual. I know a few girls who would literally boast and laugh about how they'd bring a guy back and he'd go down on them and they'd just go to sleep afterwards.

>using your mouth to pleasure a malformed penis is "heterosexual" "sex"

>Most women orgasm during rape.
I'd love to read the study in which they raped a bunch of women and figured out how to verify orgasms.
>Being subservient is unattractive.
That's why you don't do what she tells you. Doesn't mean you can't lick her clitoris when you decide she deserves it.

:( make it stop

>heterosexual sex is not heterosexual
>a man using his mouth to perfom oral sex on a woman is not heterosexual sex
This site gets more ridiculous each day.

> "haha *slurp* guess i really got her good mmmmrrrmphhh *removes pube from teeth* oh i see you queefed a little there dear *swallows it in because she didn't say to do so* got you again my love"

You only need two tips.

1. Don't go directly for the clitoris. Avoid it for as long as possible, until she's basically humping your face to get you to go near it.

2. Persistence. Once on the clit, watch and see what she responds to. When you find something that works, KEEP DOING THAT; don't go faster or slower, don't feel the need to get inventive - keep doing what you're doing.

Keep your tongue soft - none of this porno shit. And keep a small degree of suction involved.

But the first two are key.

t. 36yo

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put your tongue on her clit with a fair amount of pressure and suck while finger her. Do that then flick it with your tongue for a bit, just keep going back and forth.

>draw the alphabet
Which script you are drawing. Д щ ж ю are hard to draw.

>sex with women is gross
Imagine being this much of a faggot.

vice.com/en_us/article/jmgq3b/guide-eating-pussy-100-guides

Ignore that it’s Vice, this is from 20 years ago when they were actually great and not the utter tragedy they are today.

This should be required reading for all men.

> the only sex is putting your mouth on a vagina
Nope, i have penetrative sex and received oral.

Seems like they were fostering bitch men even back then.

Question - i was going down on a girl a couple of weeks ago and at some point noticed something stringy that could either have been mucus or old semen. I stopped and just used my fingers for a second to flick it aside but the girl sort of lost interest in the interim and we never got back into it despite trying. What do you guys do?

You know vaginas get wet when aroused, right?

Women enjoy giving blowjobs more than having their clitoris licked.

Women want to be dominated. There's nothing less dominant than putting your face in a woman's crotch.

Amazing how many mentally and physically weak soiboys post on Jow Forums. Listen to them only if you want to be a beta bucks provider. I'm sure after riding the cock carousel some old used up slut will be really impressed by your gentle nature and dog-like desire to please her.

You're still a big 'ol homo, user. If you led with "it's gross", that'd be one thing. But we all know your mindset stems from fear of women seeing you as subservient, which is ironically subservient of you.

>Women want to be dominated.
Well you better give them what they want like a good boy. I want to taste that pussy and I'm not a good boy so I'mma get what I want.

>Not being subservient is subservient
Yeah, you gotta get women to peg you in the ass to show true dominance.

Also feel free to cry. Being manly is what's really unmanly. Cry as many tears as possible to show your true manliness.

No it was white and cord-like. I didn't destroy the flow, i kept stroking her leg and making noises but just pulled it out and threw it to the side. I guess you'd normally swallow it but is that safe if it's someone's semen? I really didn't think so, but at the same time i hardly stopped for 10 seconds.

Lol what are you insecure? A secure man would let his son dress in dresses and experiment. A secure man wouldn't need his girlfriend to not get hammered and coked up in clubs. A secure man knows his girl loves him without sex all the time. So on and so forth. Enjoy being a secure man!

Somebody should throw a bunch of dust in her face and tell her: "From dust you came, and to dust you shall return"

Yeah what a based champ. "I want to work that clitoris and nothings going yo stop me, god im such a menace to women!"

it's all about contrast and a gradual buildup, but here are a couple pointers
>don't neglect the rest of her - massage her tits if you're going hands free, or put in two fingers while you're eating
>focus on the clit but try to cover the whole area around it as well
and when she's warmed up and you're trying to make her cum
>physically suck the clit in between your lips, and either clamp it there and then lick really fast, or just kind of suck it in and out of your mouth as fast as possible
happy munching

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> putting this much work into a cuckpost

why did I google search the original image? why???

>Not being subservient is subservient
You're missing out on having pussy in your face just to better present yourself to women. This is what subservience looks like. It looks like your crybaby pegged strawman too. There's more than one way to skin a cat.

Nice strawman.

How is this fitness related?

>god im such a menace to women!"
You jest, but if not licking pussy is what women really expect from alpha men then I really am a bastard.

Not really. The argument of "if you don't do emmasculating things you are not certain of your masculinity" is lazy and not how women think.

>t. Virgin

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Ask her what she enjoys and learn from her response. You wont learn how to be good in bed on Jow Forums.

Pics or it didn’t happen you prancing lala homo man

My argument is that it's not inherently emasculate. You're choosing to misrepresent it because you know you're full of shit.

Why would they be traumatized? She is propably their mom. They came out of her vagina. Fucking americans.

Where the fuck is the abuse? They are just hugging their mom.

Eating pussy is beta as fuck, no woman will respect you after that.

Don't be that guy user.

Just blindfold her and get a dog/cat to do it

This is actually good advice.

I get it, it would be too hard to imagine having sex with a boy with a pussy in your face.

Even better is get a a bull to step in for the penetrative sex when you are finished. It means you devote more energy to the cunnilingus and really please her that way. She'll be thinking of you the entire time then other guy is fucking her, lol what a cuck. If you do this repeatedly you can shed the unnecessary muscles in your core, arms or legs used for sex and build a strong, powerful tongue. Girls on the street will see that and become wet instantly, you'll get so many offers.

Fuck off sweden

eating pussy is the gayest thing man can do, women enjoy being dominated by a poweful alpha male, there is noting more beta and subbmisive in sex than eat a woman pussy, is worse than being fucking in the ass by other man

Go slow and very very light. Don’t touch hard. And tease her a lot. Ease into it. Stop for a couple moments here or there to kiss her thighs or just build anticipation.

Mistake most guys make is going down on her the way you’d like her to go down on you. Clit is very sensitive and women usually need more time to get fully aroused. Beyond that act confident and cocky and obsessed woth her body. Make it clear you really like going down on her and that she’s so sexy and that after you get your turn eating her out you’re gonna give her the dick.

In movies now it's far more common to see a man coming up from below the covers or being pushed down than the other way around. That should tell you all you need to know.

I don't think it's necessary fellow virgin. Prostate stimulation feels mindbreaking, supposedly, but it's gay as fuck.

HahahahahahahahHa oh dear

hey guys can you tell me how is this fitness related?

That's not even true, I've had prostate exams and given them. Which whilst different to a "massage" is not pleasurable for anyone. It's immediately painful. Gays are just ill degenerates who enjoy the perverse and want to spread it.

>female hole
>not wanting to stick your tongue up it

Low t, not going to make it

Do you also have the urge to stick your tongue into used fleshlights you find in an alley?

Tongue gains lad

you find used fleshlights in alleys?

Eating pussy is gayer than sucking cock

you put your dick and fuck her there not your tongue, imagine being this faggot

You got me, that totally appropriate and in no way retarded analogy has turned me away from birds sitting on my face. Thnx.

Does the prostate feel painful or just the asshole? Gays use lube so I dunno.

Its the manliest thing you can do, when a bird is gripping you by the hair, and her legs are shaking like a shitting dog, you are her master, son.

Make out with her pussy. Dont go straight for the clit, gently tongue around it while maybe barely brushing against it with your tongue or lip until it seems like shes about to bust then swirl your tongue around it, add in a small amount of suction. But yeah to start with just kid of make out with the whole thing and work your way up. If shes into the asshole play make sure she showered and make sure you dont go back to the puss after tonguing the asshole

That's what women are user.

Yeah it's almost as manly as licking her lover's cum off her feet while wearing a chastity cage, Chad brofist

So i take it rimming is right out?

>Thumb up her arse, two fingers in her minge
>(think bowling ball grip)
Don't do this, a woman's pussy and ass are not made of the same material as a bowling ball, she'll not enjoy that grip.

>Most women orgasm during rape.
Found Elliot Rodgers.

t. Gay

fitness dick in your ass...goooteeeem