/britfeel/

Freshly baked edition
keep it comfy

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first for autumn

niggers pakis nonces

Reposting bc new thread
>tinder slowing down
>put my workplace as GlaxoSmithKline since I started there a few weeks ago
>suddenly a big jump in matches
>more 25+ women too
I mean I don't want a gold digger, but it's nice knowing I have the option

good evening tbqh lods

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Guy who ex was messaging him and playing overwatch. She didn't message me today, guess she got bored. That was nice while it lasted

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why are you attracted to hambeasts?

is it me or is she definitely a dwarf

i don't know lad, its just what i'm in to

fair enough. at least you spoiler them.

Why was his Facebook page disabled?

It's interesting to watch his videos over the course of time to see how his daily routine grows and evolves, how he assimilates new habits into it gradually. Lately when he goes outside he makes a remark about a "big red bus" and then says the country is full of morons or something to that effect.

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eating sweets lads haha

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She prob seeing if youll message her lad

helIo lad

Fair play lod. Just wish landwhales would stop carping on about "muh big tits."

Having big tits cos you're obese is like having a fast car cos it's dropping off a cliff. Most of them would have completely normal tits if they lost weight, not disgusting floppy pancake udders.

giz sum lad

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Orpington tesco checkout girls edition

I agree about the new additions, like the "skylight blind which helps regulate light and temperature"

I don't you if you followed him back in April/may but the first attempt at fitting a skylight blind failed and was mentioned 9 times a day for a month.

Big red bus has been a long term thing since at least march but has become more commen lately.

On an 11 hour shift today so can't wait to get back and check the backlog. At one point I was watching all 9 videos in full each day

Because it wasn't his. It was a troll. A few of us in the Tim Council got it taken down.

big girls with small boobs are a sad sight

Whales with pancake tits are even sadder tbqhwyl.

why does he mention it in his videos and video descriptions then?

Small girls with massive boobs

Cor fuckin blimey get yer knockers out

I-I was just in there lad. Probably saw you... what were you wearing?

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>At one point I was watching all 9 videos in full each day
I am keen Timmy enthusiast but even that goes beyond my attention span. I usually skip through the video to see if anything irregular happens then I go to the last 4 minutes after he's done singing as that is where you're most likely to find some gold.

The big red bus seems to amuse and irritate him at the same time.

A tesco uniform tee hee ~

I know there's a troll page but he has an actual page that he runs which was disabled. He used to show it in his videos.

I wasnt in today lad any nice babes on the tills tonight

I also now just watch the final 4 mins of the videos with 24 minutes in. I didn't used to watch guitar songs setup 1 before the bakes beans incident, didn't realise he said stuff at the end of that video.

I agree lod not all boobs are nice tbqh even though i love them

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>the bakes beans incident
What happened? Not familiar with that.

Did you see Lauren Tomlin, lad?

Should I? My gut tells me no

Just cut the grass lads and order a pizza.

Someone posted him baked beans in a jiffy bag about a week ago. He didn't mention it in a tweet, only in his guitar songs setup 1 video

i dont care if DM or Andy nonced HC. shes mentally ill and probably sent anything and everything without encouragement anyway.

>GlaxoSmithKline
5 shekels have been added to your account

Is it just me or is booze from a can tasting worst than from a bottle? Does the metal change the taste?

Unfortunately not lad

angela white came out of fucking nowhere
she was a nobody who did some really softcore amateur photos for a few sites ages ago, disappeared for years and years, and then comes back doing insane hardcore shit like a fucking demon possessed and becomes one of the biggest names in the entire industry practically overnight - anal, dp, ir, swallows, gangbangs, blowbangs, femdom she does it fucking all
don't know what we did to deserve that whore

Whoa this feels really good bros, now I know why guys enjoy edging, I was wanking for a good 45 minutes with a light grip, enjoyed an entire porno like it was a good movie

Never going back to vaseline

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If you fancy some sexy time with her then yeah go for it

Fucking hell you've got a good memory lad

zeus what do you think of the jews?

Pizza, dough balls and beer for dinner tonight lads. Lovely. Putting the suicide bid on hold for a few days

I remember all kinds of pointless shit like that
I dont have much of a life either

Na lad, not interested, I'll give it a pass

comfy lad, where you at? can I join in? I'll bring a six pack and some ribs and we can play vidya

Fairsies fren

Why did andy meet up with her? dont give me that shite that she was a poster, everyone wanted her off the thread except for the nonces. Meeting up with her just encouraged her to post more. She is unironically the worst thing that has ever happened to this thread. And anyone that spoke to her with the knowledge of her being underage is a disgusting nonce.

simple as.

Do you have a link to that one?

TRAFFIC REPORT
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M6 southbound all clear through the 16-19 roadworks

Is that actually her, or someone who looks like her?

Real wagie hours atm and will take a while to find, will post it at 11:30pm, look out for it lad

Wimbledon m8
Also check em

yeah that's her, she used a different name back then

ouchie made the back of my ball sack bleed, caught it with the electric shaver

>see my stacked up tesco clubcard vouchers online
>38quid worth
>oh nice, now I can get 160quid worth of laser removals for my moustache and bear/neck...
>they removed every good partner
>only thing left is stupid shit like cinema tickets and complete dogshit chain restaurants like pizza express, zizi, bella itala

oh wow , fucking wow lads, just what I wanted, complete dogshit fake money that cant be used on anything worthwhile.

The shit I pick up from the trash near the paki kebab house tastes better and has more nutrition than these chav "italian" restaurants

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Do you live in Cheshire as well, that stretch is a complete fucking mess at the moment.

you gotta pull the skin taught you mong

>he doesn't have a foreskin
Not a true brit if you're cut desu

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>laser removals
Ponce.

Nah, Oxfordshire just come up this way a lot. At least it'll be finished soon. The roadworks in Staffordshire go on until march 2022

>implying you wouldn't be one of my customers for handies or blowies

You can still use lube when you have foreskin you numpty. Only difference is that cut guys NEED lube, it's optional for uncut guys

Why on earth would I pay for a handie or blowie from some hairy bloke?

I could get the same from a better looking guy for free, and I'm not even gay to begin with

my hand slipped

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Ah ok lad, can't see how its going to make any difference.

One of the worst stretches of motorway in the country.

Wycombe Wanderers are currently 23rd out of 24 teams in League 1.

Tim will NOT be happy

>i-i wouldnt want t-t-o get sucked off b-by you anyway faggot! m-my supermodel gf w-will do it

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It'll make a difference when the 50mph everyone has become used to is finally lifted. The smart motorway won't make much difference at all

Looks like Simon from Inbetweeners.

hahhaah fucking Pubes

Speaking of, which one are you lads?

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Why do you have this pic of some young boy off discord? a bit werid

one on the right who got so obsessed with the one girl that he literally didnt stop talking to her to another girl who was interested in him, thats exactly what i did when i was 20

Probably the most like simon, with a bit of jay thrown in there.

Mix of Jay and Neil

Having a lot of fun with this lads

You deano cunt

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alreet zeus you cunt, tell us one of your deepest, darkest secrets

>The world is full of Kings and Queens
>Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
>It's Heaven and Hell, oh well

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There's been a stabbing in Peckham, lads. Apparently Walworth Road has scored a point

One time when I was 14 my willy got hard when I looked at Mens Health

maybe a fallen deano

never watched this normie show

all the normie popular boys at school watched it.

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arent stabbings a literally daily occurence down that way anyway? not talking about murders just stabs

Not in Peckham specifically but in the boroughs of Southwark/Lewisham and Lambeth, yes

I've never been to London
I'm feeling like that's a good thing

still cant get over zeus doxxing his own trip, second thickest user behind SCEA

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forgot he was dying

rip

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Who are the Peckham gang at war with?

gives him attention, gives her attention. before that andrew was basically just some random guy in the thread who met dm and crona, and now hes an alleged nonce. what a legacy to have, but the entertainment must be great for him regardless of whether or not he nonced HC

Show us this infamous Lauren

>still cant get over zeus doxxing his own trip
What happened?

Long story short, he doxxed his own trip. Zeus that is.

I know I was right thick when I did that

Unrelated but do any other straight lads sometimes think about kissing boys?

poor lad, horrible way to go

Tell me how he doxxed his trip.