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keep it comfy
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>tinder slowing down
>put my workplace as GlaxoSmithKline since I started there a few weeks ago
>suddenly a big jump in matches
>more 25+ women too
I mean I don't want a gold digger, but it's nice knowing I have the option
good evening tbqh lods
Guy who ex was messaging him and playing overwatch. She didn't message me today, guess she got bored. That was nice while it lasted
why are you attracted to hambeasts?
is it me or is she definitely a dwarf
i don't know lad, its just what i'm in to
fair enough. at least you spoiler them.
Why was his Facebook page disabled?
It's interesting to watch his videos over the course of time to see how his daily routine grows and evolves, how he assimilates new habits into it gradually. Lately when he goes outside he makes a remark about a "big red bus" and then says the country is full of morons or something to that effect.
eating sweets lads haha
She prob seeing if youll message her lad
helIo lad
Fair play lod. Just wish landwhales would stop carping on about "muh big tits."
Having big tits cos you're obese is like having a fast car cos it's dropping off a cliff. Most of them would have completely normal tits if they lost weight, not disgusting floppy pancake udders.
giz sum lad
Orpington tesco checkout girls edition
I agree about the new additions, like the "skylight blind which helps regulate light and temperature"
I don't you if you followed him back in April/may but the first attempt at fitting a skylight blind failed and was mentioned 9 times a day for a month.
Big red bus has been a long term thing since at least march but has become more commen lately.
On an 11 hour shift today so can't wait to get back and check the backlog. At one point I was watching all 9 videos in full each day
Because it wasn't his. It was a troll. A few of us in the Tim Council got it taken down.
big girls with small boobs are a sad sight
Whales with pancake tits are even sadder tbqhwyl.
why does he mention it in his videos and video descriptions then?
Small girls with massive boobs
Cor fuckin blimey get yer knockers out
I-I was just in there lad. Probably saw you... what were you wearing?
>At one point I was watching all 9 videos in full each day
I am keen Timmy enthusiast but even that goes beyond my attention span. I usually skip through the video to see if anything irregular happens then I go to the last 4 minutes after he's done singing as that is where you're most likely to find some gold.
The big red bus seems to amuse and irritate him at the same time.
A tesco uniform tee hee ~
I know there's a troll page but he has an actual page that he runs which was disabled. He used to show it in his videos.
I wasnt in today lad any nice babes on the tills tonight
I also now just watch the final 4 mins of the videos with 24 minutes in. I didn't used to watch guitar songs setup 1 before the bakes beans incident, didn't realise he said stuff at the end of that video.
I agree lod not all boobs are nice tbqh even though i love them
>the bakes beans incident
What happened? Not familiar with that.
Did you see Lauren Tomlin, lad?
Should I? My gut tells me no
Just cut the grass lads and order a pizza.
Someone posted him baked beans in a jiffy bag about a week ago. He didn't mention it in a tweet, only in his guitar songs setup 1 video
i dont care if DM or Andy nonced HC. shes mentally ill and probably sent anything and everything without encouragement anyway.
>GlaxoSmithKline
5 shekels have been added to your account
Is it just me or is booze from a can tasting worst than from a bottle? Does the metal change the taste?
Unfortunately not lad
angela white came out of fucking nowhere
she was a nobody who did some really softcore amateur photos for a few sites ages ago, disappeared for years and years, and then comes back doing insane hardcore shit like a fucking demon possessed and becomes one of the biggest names in the entire industry practically overnight - anal, dp, ir, swallows, gangbangs, blowbangs, femdom she does it fucking all
don't know what we did to deserve that whore
Whoa this feels really good bros, now I know why guys enjoy edging, I was wanking for a good 45 minutes with a light grip, enjoyed an entire porno like it was a good movie
Never going back to vaseline
If you fancy some sexy time with her then yeah go for it
Fucking hell you've got a good memory lad
zeus what do you think of the jews?
Pizza, dough balls and beer for dinner tonight lads. Lovely. Putting the suicide bid on hold for a few days
I remember all kinds of pointless shit like that
I dont have much of a life either
Na lad, not interested, I'll give it a pass
comfy lad, where you at? can I join in? I'll bring a six pack and some ribs and we can play vidya
Fairsies fren
Why did andy meet up with her? dont give me that shite that she was a poster, everyone wanted her off the thread except for the nonces. Meeting up with her just encouraged her to post more. She is unironically the worst thing that has ever happened to this thread. And anyone that spoke to her with the knowledge of her being underage is a disgusting nonce.
simple as.
Do you have a link to that one?
TRAFFIC REPORT
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M6 southbound all clear through the 16-19 roadworks
Is that actually her, or someone who looks like her?
Real wagie hours atm and will take a while to find, will post it at 11:30pm, look out for it lad
Wimbledon m8
Also check em
yeah that's her, she used a different name back then
ouchie made the back of my ball sack bleed, caught it with the electric shaver
>see my stacked up tesco clubcard vouchers online
>38quid worth
>oh nice, now I can get 160quid worth of laser removals for my moustache and bear/neck...
>they removed every good partner
>only thing left is stupid shit like cinema tickets and complete dogshit chain restaurants like pizza express, zizi, bella itala
oh wow , fucking wow lads, just what I wanted, complete dogshit fake money that cant be used on anything worthwhile.
The shit I pick up from the trash near the paki kebab house tastes better and has more nutrition than these chav "italian" restaurants
Do you live in Cheshire as well, that stretch is a complete fucking mess at the moment.
you gotta pull the skin taught you mong
>he doesn't have a foreskin
Not a true brit if you're cut desu
>laser removals
Ponce.
Nah, Oxfordshire just come up this way a lot. At least it'll be finished soon. The roadworks in Staffordshire go on until march 2022
>implying you wouldn't be one of my customers for handies or blowies
You can still use lube when you have foreskin you numpty. Only difference is that cut guys NEED lube, it's optional for uncut guys
Why on earth would I pay for a handie or blowie from some hairy bloke?
I could get the same from a better looking guy for free, and I'm not even gay to begin with
my hand slipped
Ah ok lad, can't see how its going to make any difference.
One of the worst stretches of motorway in the country.
Wycombe Wanderers are currently 23rd out of 24 teams in League 1.
Tim will NOT be happy
>i-i wouldnt want t-t-o get sucked off b-by you anyway faggot! m-my supermodel gf w-will do it
It'll make a difference when the 50mph everyone has become used to is finally lifted. The smart motorway won't make much difference at all
Looks like Simon from Inbetweeners.
hahhaah fucking Pubes
Speaking of, which one are you lads?
Why do you have this pic of some young boy off discord? a bit werid
one on the right who got so obsessed with the one girl that he literally didnt stop talking to her to another girl who was interested in him, thats exactly what i did when i was 20
Probably the most like simon, with a bit of jay thrown in there.
Mix of Jay and Neil
Having a lot of fun with this lads
You deano cunt
alreet zeus you cunt, tell us one of your deepest, darkest secrets
>The world is full of Kings and Queens
>Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
>It's Heaven and Hell, oh well
There's been a stabbing in Peckham, lads. Apparently Walworth Road has scored a point
One time when I was 14 my willy got hard when I looked at Mens Health
maybe a fallen deano
never watched this normie show
all the normie popular boys at school watched it.
arent stabbings a literally daily occurence down that way anyway? not talking about murders just stabs
Not in Peckham specifically but in the boroughs of Southwark/Lewisham and Lambeth, yes
I've never been to London
I'm feeling like that's a good thing
still cant get over zeus doxxing his own trip, second thickest user behind SCEA
forgot he was dying
rip
Who are the Peckham gang at war with?
gives him attention, gives her attention. before that andrew was basically just some random guy in the thread who met dm and crona, and now hes an alleged nonce. what a legacy to have, but the entertainment must be great for him regardless of whether or not he nonced HC
Show us this infamous Lauren
>still cant get over zeus doxxing his own trip
What happened?
Long story short, he doxxed his own trip. Zeus that is.
I know I was right thick when I did that
Unrelated but do any other straight lads sometimes think about kissing boys?
poor lad, horrible way to go
Tell me how he doxxed his trip.