You're in a life or death situation and the only way to survive is to fuck an animal. It can be anything you want as long as it's a living thing that isn't a human. Choose wisely.
>inb4 OP is a beastfucker
It came up in conversation with some friends and I'm curious to see what you guys think. I chose a lynx because it has the feminine qualities of a cat, and is large enough to take a pounding while also not being large enough to pose a threat.
I fuck bear
>choose an animal to fuck
I choose OP's mum.
Horse
Originally oregano
Snake. It would feel like an object and not an animal.
Dolphins since I heard that there pussys are amazing
>It would feel like an object and not an animal.
>implying animals feel like anything other than squishy objects
choose something that you can man handle, like a great dane or a human in a vegetative state.
>inb4 vegetative state human is a human
barely
probably a dog, that's the least disgusting option
Horse, of course
I go for the lynx as well for the same reasons.
If that's the only option might aswell do it right
Can the animal fuck me instead
Probs a sheep
>choose an animal to fuck
i choose a nigger
A Rhino because it probably wouldn't give a shit.
I always found snakes attractive but apparently touching their cloaka or mouth gives you salmonela so there are no videos of anyone fucking a snake
genetically modified catgirls
B-but there is at least one
Yes. One.
Exactly one.
I want more. Fucking horsefuckers have a whole booru on their own full of videos. Its not fair
whoa i remember having an conversation with someone who said they would fuck a lynx, said he asked everyone that question. so weird dude
>fuck an animal
Choose a woman.
Oh, did I just insult an animal?
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Have you guys seen horse pussy? There's my answer