Is there a female version of Jow Forums?

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who here is /proana/.

I'm on day 7 subsisting on 300kcal/day and I've already lost 11lb (down from 172lb)

I have a boiled egg, lots of vegetables and a multivitamin each day. Is this necessarily unhealthy? I'll go back to a normal diet when I reach my goal weight

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yes

how old are you?
>inb4 roastie
not even a girl, but your comment is retarded

based bluepilled poster

Literally just search up crystal cafe and go on the /hb/ board

From a fatty thread asking how to lose weight:
>>control and limit your snacks, just because a bag of chips can say 160 cal, but it really means 160 per serving which could be 1 or even 6 servings (just an example), just read the nutritional facts for the servings and determine how much you can eat

Is it real that people think there is only one serving in a bag of anything? Or that a bag of chips would be only 160 calories?

basically it's about letting go of the need to lose weight or be thin and focusing on eating what you want. If you google it there's tons of resources; I read the book "Intuitive Eating" after checking it out from the library and it was really helpful (unfortunately I didn't get to finish it; been debating buying it for a while). It's completely anti-diet, the idea is that you eat what you are hungry for (or the best alternative if that isn't available) and that sometimes that's a giant chocolate milkshake, sometimes it's a sandwich on whole wheat, sometimes it's a big fucking salad with tons of vegetables. The idea is that if you restrict yourself from what you want it won't stop you wanting it, so you should have some and enjoy it and move on with your life. Eat the damn donut. Drink the damn smoothie. Order the damn burger!
People seem to think it's like "lol what i would just intuitively eat doritos all day nonstop" but it's also about listening to your body and how it responds to food. Does this food make me feel good? Am I listening to my hunger/fullness signals?
At the same time though, it acknowledges that part of normal eating is sometimes choosing to eat something not because you are hungry, but because it is a special occasion or you just want some, that sometimes you will be overstuffed and sometimes you will be a little hungry, and all of that is normal and okay.
The emphasis on exercise too is more like… just move your body in a way you enjoy. That could be walking or intense weightlifting- if you enjoy it, that's what matters!
(Obviously too it doesn't argue against medically prescribed diets like those for something like celiac/PKU/peanut allergies, but I would argue that's well in the realm of "honoring your body's wisdom" anyway).
There's a podcast called How To Love your Body that covers it well if you want more info!!

Holy kek.

>Is it real that people think there is only one serving in a bag of anything? Or that a bag of chips would be only 160 calories?
Yes, very real.
Why else would they market "100 calorie" packs of snack foods.
Because people either do not read the nutrition facts or they grossly misunderstand them. The have to rely upon product names to know
1 serving = 100 calories.

>autistic enough to count calories
be wife plz

It's a mix of being retarded to the point where they should already be considered to be a different species and lying to themselves on purpose.

>putting down people for physical traits they can do nothing about
>lying
>trying to get people to do something harmful so that you have one less person to compete with
women's Jow Forums is just real life.

He's gotta be over the age of 22 when reality of female true nature sets in.

fucking nice. from now on I'll just ditch the veggies and go for 100% meat.

I find it entertaining that humans have such poor impulse control that a majority of them gorge ourselves into fatness even though they are very aware of all the negative effects, physical and social, that it causes.

You even have intelligent fat people. What a meme of a species we are

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Too real for me

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>300kcal/day

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kiwi farms or what its called

honestly though i cant think of an equivalent because even the female version of incels or people with body image issued like proana support each other. they call their own body disgusting or whatever but never others. at least like 80% of Jow Forums is just guys shitting on each other with the height dicksize and relationship threads. so this entire board is just guys telling each other to kill themselves but complain about women in a different thread

not just this board, this whole website.
if what you said implies anything positive about yourself you're lying and delusional. if you said anything negative about yourself you're a pathetic wimp. if you claim to have faced any hardship you're a fucking idiot who doesn't even understand how easy his life is. if you have achieved anything it's actually worthless shit and you're still below average. if you want to improve yourself you better be aware that no amount of effort will ever be able to save someone like you.

Jow Forums is crab bucket deluxe. also you should probably kill yourself.

good discipline...
should probably eat more eggs. im pretty much on the same diet. eat loadss of vegetables. going back to a regular diet could put you in the same predicament so careful.

wow this actually exists. what the fuck.

Cock, chads, travelling, dogs, pizza, and makeup

it's just banter

Femanons will not get this

>crystal.cafe/hb/
This is seriously fucking weird. It's literally Jow Forums but women

Lifting, why men are such fags, reverse rape, and why Shinji is such a baka.

Jow Forums's shitflinging is very distinctively not banter (most of the time). way too hateful for that.

Post malnourished, shriveled tits

need more eggs

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It’s like looking into a mirror but everyone in that mirror is female

i get that there are angry people but I see them as a form of entertainment for the rest of us

I kind of back this up...sometimes we crave the foods we are nutrient deficient in

I can't fucking stop reading this.
It's so nasty yet highly interesting.

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surreal

>You even have intelligent fat peopl

To be fair, it’s way fewer than you’d expect by chance. Especially for women and the wealthy. Fat women from wealthy families average like 20 IQ points lower than their peers.

>What a meme of a species we are
Anybody that legitimately thinks humans aren't the absolute top species should unironically kill himself.

>crystal.cafe/hb/
wtf am I looking at

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they exist though, im aware fat people tend to be dumber. It's just interesting how bad we are at controlling ourselves, same thing with alcoholics.
we're the top species but we are a still a meme.

Cringe and NPCpilled

I believe this unironically though. Eat what you feel like eating, just cut out the super shitty food and make an effort to really listen to your body, instead of going for the next best high-calorie meal.

kek

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>fat people are dumber
I think ignorant would be a better word 2bh

>"A lot of women world leaders do pretty good, Merkel for example"

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seems like Jow Forums and r/eddit gave birth to these retards

Holy shit. It really is Jow Forums but with girls. What are the odds of this site being all just dudes LARPing? I can't believe this is real

yeh Jow Forums dont u know half the demographics here is probably female?

>gay vampires with jetpacks
>society based around dying a glorious death in battle

I'm 100% sold on a future without women now.

T. Bluepilled soiboy

It’s what most (not all) male banter looks like when it’s not face-to-face. Also remember the most controversial ones tend to get the most visibility, but it could just be few loud voices surrounded by lot more indifferent observers.

from my personal experience it's rather that they are either dumb or willfully ignorant, which isn't that much different from being dumb
>coworker asks how I always lose weight so quickly
>say I just count calories
>"haha, no. that's not true"
>if I try to explain anything she immediately cuts me off and goes on a rant how calories aren't all equal and so on

>/vp/
It's been a while since I saw someone from my first board. What was yours, Jow Forumsizens?

as a hans, I want to punch her

>crystal.cafe/feels/
Oh wow

every post is a wall of text

i think it's real lol. I mean i guess it had to have happened, youll notice it's way smaller than Jow Forums

it really is like Jow Forums

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>expecting women to be brief
>ever
You can tell them you only have a couple seconds and they'll still start retelling some conversation they had with a friend you don't even know verbatim, including stupid details like them being interrupted by the waiter.

It isn't that different but dumb people don't act like smug entitled fatties

Lmao this. Who the fuck has time to read and write a blog per post

i sometimes think that women can only understand things in terms of narrative, and that's why when you speak to them everything is a story, rather than them just making an analysis of things.

Or maybe they can do the latter, but are just mostly in story mode. Youll notice they absolutely love being told stories, if you can give them some interesting anecdote they are always super engaged with what you,re saying but they kind of glaze out when you start being theoretical.

It's not even what was said, but their internal reactions, as well.

>so then she said that I hurt her feelings by saying that
>i'm like okay but that wasn't my intention
>i said well I'm sorry but I didn't mean it
>she gave me a look like well it doesn't matter
>and she said well it doesn't matter you hurt my feelings anyway

I avoid talking to women where possible.

>tfw trained to be brief and concise so women all think I'm boring
Well, whatever

This can't be real

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>crystal.cafe/feels/res/8112.html
>femanons dispelling the manlet meme
How will lanklets ever recover from this?

it's also not a conversation with you, it's them monologing
>"So, I said to Erica, you know Erica, right?"
>"no"
>"well, so I said to Erica [...]"

This is exactly what women talk about though
t. non-gay gay friend

>guy talks to her
>guy puts effort into keeping the conversation going
>guy tries to show interest of her past occasional conversations that might have simply been random chance
>"does he like me?"
same woman probably thinks playing with her hair is "making a move" and that men are stupid for not getting this very clear signal

>"I can only wait"
Now I'm convinced it's actually women and not LARPers.

good thread in a long time

So low test
crystal.cafe/hb/res/3193.html

>tei
>he literally drugs the protagonist and keeps her captive in his route

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>Besides, if you want a partner (male or female), you really only need 1 person. No need to convince the world you are perfect.
Surprisingly smart statement.

Would you date a femanon?

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what the fuck

>crystal.cafe/b/res/19864.html
>femanons lurking on Jow Forums

Jealous flatchested Stacies

>this whole fucking board

jfc why

not that one

>tons of mentions about how they were into Chads back then but now they are older and smarter and know better
More like can't get Chad to pay attention anymore

Crystal Cafe can't be real. I've seen women talk to eachother, and it's basically:
"His small dick is his weak spot. I have gained access to his porn folder. Good for extortion material. uploading now. Any advice on how to kill him within the next three days? My harem of clueless boys is getting too big, and his vallet is empty. All hail the murder collective. Death to all living things. Eat the weak."

>one girl talking about how she wants female friends now and is tired of guys wanting to be more than just friends
haha oh wow love getting led on

Damn this is interesting

>how about a world without ugly men?

I tried to write a funny quip here, but there's just no way to improve what is already perfect. It's femininity distilled to its very essence.

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why do women always try to befriend guys they aren't romantically/sexually interested in? I have some female friends too, but those were always friendships that grew out of them being brought along by their bf or whatever and thus just happened by chance, never me trying to intentionally befriend them.

I mean, would you object to a world without ugly women?
Though if I'd get to choose between eliminating all uglies and eliminating all harpies, I'd definitely pick the latter without even thinking.

maybe I'm a normie, but why is it not normal to have female friends?

That wasn't what I said.

tried to make my own cbt thread but apparently you can't be male

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grim