Post your ethnicity and what perks/downsides it gives you in the gym. Ill start
Nordic
Perks:
>+1 strength when listening to folk metal
>+1 charisma to be gained instantly
>20% higher chance to heightmog other gymgoers
Downsides:
>-3 speech when speaking to cardio bunnies
>agility can only be maxed out to 5/10
Were all mutts anyhow, this is kind of pointless.
Any other nordcucks with shit tier flexibility/hip mobility? Can’t do high kicks to save my life
Deadlift
>+10 strength
>+1 Weight
>-1 Dexterity
>Increased chance of back injury
Filthy Nigger:
Perks:
- Run fast
- We wuz kangz
Cons:
- Too retarded to create proper programs.
AIDS needle of strength
>+10 strength and endurance
>70% higher chance of mauling chinks to death
>+10 AIDS
>-4 penile size
>-3 speech
Volcano Island Dwarf race/Icelandic manlet
Pros
> 1+Gains
> 1+Aggression
> Lethal at close range
> Agility stays the same as strength increases
Cons
>Low endurance
>Short reach
>Can only serve as comedic relief in movies
>only americans browse /fit
Spanish
Perks:
>+20% resistance to heat penalties
>White/tan skin but invulnerable to face becoming red with effort
> +10 nutrition
Cons:
>Gets distracted by intense red shirts
> -200 to starting gold
Jow Forums should honestly be blocked to anyone outside of the US including Canada.
>celtic specialized in gymnastics class
> +6 to pulling motions
> +6 leg strength
> +4 to press motions
> +10 spatial awareness
> +8 agility
> +5 flexibility
> -4 cardio
> -10 ability to do a standard routine or listen to anyone
> -2 recovery from advanced workouts
early game free time penalty is killer, but the late game free time buff is amazing
>Jow Forums should honestly be blocked to anyone outside of the US including Canada.
Case in point. Shitposting would drop to almost zero if you faggots couldn't come here anymore. Jow Forums needs to be US only.
Dinaric
Strengths
>75% chance to heightmog all in server
>fast gainer of muscle
>Testosterone buff is 200% more effective
Weaknesses
>fast gainer of fat
>-70% agility xp gain
>Must consume meat daily
>Case in point. Shitposting would drop to almost zero if you faggots couldn't come here anymore. Jow Forums needs to be US only.
Eat shit, burger king
lmao, the state of burgers
SEETHING
Burgers are literally niggers of the world - Leaf Is Da wey
Canadians are somehow even lamer and more irrelevant than the Brits. Truly an amazing feat.
>You hurt my little mutt feelings, you should not post on this jap website
lmao get a load of this sensitive, statisticaly obese faggot
menat for
>Canadians are somehow even lamer and more irrelevant than the Brits. Truly an amazing feat.
And yet you still are 56% abomination.
Remember that time you court system allowed a child to be murdered? Good times.
>ITT: the brotherhood of the leaf are now hostile towards burgers
t. amerimutt
GOOOOOOOOOOO YANKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Germanic euromutt lanklet expat
Pros
>+1 strength when listening to EBM New Beat and Eurobeat
>75% more likely to get mired by Asian women
>low body fat no matter what
>heightmog most people
Cons
>lanklet back issues
>sweat like a horny pig on meth
But seriously, what's with americans and balding?
Canada is also unsurprisingly responsible for the lamest, most boring comic strip of all time. You guys deserve to eat shit for that alone.
Stay salty MCburger
We've got Calvin and Hobbes. Just saying.
You also have a (((greatest ally)))
Russian
Pros:
>perfect flexibility for ass-to-grass squat
>people take their training more seriously than in the west, so it is a bit more pleasant to spend time in the gym
Cons:
>people who are fun to be with do all sorts of illegal substances, drink and smoke a lot
>poverty, a lot of young people seriously can not afford to bulk
Post tracksuit and hardbass collection
French Lanklet Nere
>+2 charisma
>+2 agility
>+2 speechcraft
>+2 alchemy
>-5 strength
>40 replies
>15 posters
lol
That's literally every active thread ever.
C O P E
Slavic:
Perks:
>uraaaaaa - +1 retard strength
>RUSSIAN CHEMICALS - +1 potion brewing (cheap quaility roids)
>+2 regeneration
>guts of steel - +5 digestion
>slavic sit - +10 skill in squatting deep
Downsides:
>slavic winter - -4 tan, skin is so pale it's unaesthetic
>post communist era - cheap food sources, lack of quality musclebuilding specialities
Mediterranean
Perks:
>+200% chest hair
>+2 tan
>+30% increased butt gains
Downsides:
>Increased risk to grow bald inversely proportionate to chest hair
>ass has grown in size enough to not only attract women but also gay dudes (no homo)
Don't blame it on your ethnic origins fagget I can dance better than coloreds.
OP here. Thanks for everyone whos actually contributing and not shitposting Jow Forums memes. Some of these are bretty gud.
>Icelandic manlet
So you're like 6'1?
>>Gets distracted by intense red shirts
kek
>Anglo
I turn up and everyone else's lifts automatically fuck up. They fuck up worse the closer they are to me.
Hehe... 5'5" actually
>poverty, a lot of young people seriously can not afford to bulk
Isn't hunting popular there? I'm from the US and that's how I like to bulk.
East Asian:
Pros:
>high intelligence to make genius programs
>pressure to stay lean
>high pound for pound strength
>calculate percentages, deloads, 1RMs, and volume in less than a second.
Cons:
>manlet
>overall weak
>oriental philosophy
>fucking nerd
>shitty english
Fug wrong image
Oy vey! Good goyms, keep on fighting!
i miss these so much
Italian American
Pros:
endomorph
strength
lucked out in face stats
Cons:
spaghetti prone
on the short side
special move:
Fire Flower- recall your ancestors long days spent toiling the fields under the yoke of the sicilian sun.
Stamina no longer drains for one minute. Has an average cooldown.
>+1 strength when listening to thompson
What does the image try to get at anyways?
>What does the image try to get at anyways?
That you are a faggot.
>>Gets distracted by intense red shirts
Hibernian
pros:
>Lactose tolerance: can drink milk all fucking day
>Rage of the Gael: high work capacity, thrives on high volume programs, easily breaks through rep PRs
cons:
>Curse of the Famine: horrendous test levels, cant even make beginner gains without hCG
>White nigger: -3 CHAR, -3 INT
Mediterranean
Pros
>Naturally high T (+2 STR)
>Low body fat helps in the aesthetic department
>Listening to Scandinavian Black Metal adds +2 stamina
Cons
>No hair options (bald)
>Sometimes wants to assert masculinity after intense workout sessions and dominate cute femboys despite not being a faggot
Special ability:
>Invictus : Ancestral might boosts every stat by +5 for 20 minutes, the downside being muscles hurting for days afterwards
Anglo-Norman mutt
Pros:
>+10 in brute force
>low-effort looksmaxed/tall mesomorph
Cons
>barely bronze vampire skin must be constantly maintained in order to not crispy
>too autistic to deal with all the mirin' (feelsreallyfuckingbadman)
Magik:
>can turn Don Draper tier charisma on, but only after post-workout meal
More Cons
>Very likely unemployed
Ima keep it real with you chief, any nobody appreciating your nigger memes
Shut up kike
Hellenic
Perks:
-Most other races like you by default, only hated by subhumans (albanians and roaches)
-resistance to heat
-unlocked swim ability since birth
-unlocked sailing ability since birth
-high agility
-immune to being drunk by wine and ouzo
-god-tier beard
downsides:
- all skills drop to half when more than 30km away from sea
- gold falls at -20% at the end of month due to denbt payment
- females get a beard too
- 33% chance of being born a manlet
No, sorry.
Arab/irish manlet mutt
>+2 heat and cold Resistance
>+5 strength when drunk
>+3 resistance to explosives
cons
>constant confuse debuff cause I dont know what race I fucking am
>5,4
Ethnicity : Germanic/mediteranean bastard
Class : French
Perks :
>+2 Charisma, luring the gay jocks
>+1 to sunburn resistance (giving tan upgrade)
>+5 strengh when cardiobunnies are near due to class-ability
Downsides
>+1 resistance to caffeine
>-2 cardio due to chainmoking
>Too many carbs due to class-special weapon : Baguette
Race: Ashkenazi
Pros
>1+ intelligence
>1+to wealth
>Jewish female companion to cook my meals
Cons
>-2 strength
>-1 charisma
>-1 height
Northern Italian
Pros:
>+50% cold resistance
>+50% body hair
>Vampire Immunity
>+20 Meal prep efficiency
>+35 metabolism
>-47% cardiovascular disease
>+50 upper body exercise
>Not a manlet
Cons:
>-100% heat resistance
>+50% shaving time
>-10 leg exercises
>-15 white
>-30 calves
>Flat feet
Willing to bet my ancestors were gladiators because I look nothing like a normal italian
>northern Italian
If you're Venician, I'm sorry bro, but you pretty much belong to this class
what up bro. greek, syrian. irish here. managed 5'9 somehow but my frame makes me look like a child lol. i look white tho.
Not even, my family is further than that. Basically mountain folk in the foothills of the alps. The closest they've gotten to Venice is Padua, which is like 2 hrs away
Slav
Perks:
>full atg squat without extra mobility work
>ominous look: people will free the equipment when I ask to work in/how many sets left
>20% chance to heightmog
>+1 strength at level 1
Cons:
>roid central: 80% chance of roid accusation, regardless of how big or small I am
>hard accent: - 20% initial reaction from foreign NPCs
>foolhardy: 20% increased chance of intensity overshooting and stalling
Am complete opposite short but wide frame but I am completely baby faced look about 15
UK
Buffs:
>+10 strength in rain
>Tea grants 'afternoon tea' buff, +1 agility and +1 recovery
>'Glasgow kiss' power move inflicts huge damage
Debuffs:
>cannot equip butterknives
>50% damage vulnerability to ahmed
Greek and South American descendant
Perks:
+5 Speed running from thieves
+10 Grip Strengh in public transport
+ Greek god body with little effort
Cons
- Manlet
- Lives in South America
malaka leaving homeland, you're not HELLENIC anymore
what part of greece are you from btw?
Iranian/French manlet here
Pros:
> Hybrid Vigor: you gain the bonuses of both of your sides, but at 50% effectiveness each
> Achaemanig Might: +10 gains from bulking, but 10% increased fat gain
> Cyrano de Bergerac: +1 charisma, -1 strength
Cons:
> -10 height
> Racial Confusion: chance of existential crisis increased 20%