>tfw you will never be a Japanese salaryman climbing the corporate ladder
Tfw you will never be a Japanese salaryman climbing the corporate ladder
look at that. successful genetic procreation is successful. it only took thousands of years, and everything they can do you could have done it yourselves... but that doesnt matter now because look - the Japanese salaryman!
>climbing the corporate ladder
It's more of a rat race than a ladder.
>wanting a sexless life and a wife who treats you like you're her son
No thanks I think it's better to work as a teacher there, at least you have free time and vacations
I know people will call me a dumb weeb or whatever for this but I unironically wish I was born in Nippon, flaws and all.
Good, fuck working 12 hours a day.
>climbing the corporate ladder
This implies that everyone can climb it. And if everyone can climb it, then no one can. What, does everyone end up CEO or vice CEO there? Or move to other companies as CEOs? Doubt it.
Nah, fuck that rat race.
I'll keep my kushty government job thank you very much.
You should be thanking your lucky stars
>be Japanese man
>1 in 10 chance your wife has done porn and was gang banged by yakuza
>1 in 10 chance your daughter will do the same
>your co workers find your wife porn vid online
>they find your daughter porn vid online
>your wife is almost 50 percent chance cheating on you, probably with a foreigner too
>you work 11 hour days
>if you dont work unpaid overtime your boss will likely fire you and get away with it
>have to live in crowded ass concrete city with street promoters constantly pestering you to buy their stupid shit
that god I was born in burgerland instead.
sauce for them stats?