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Ask your mother and your Dad about it. What they did for their wedding and that kind of thing.
They don't want you to fuck up their daughter's wedding so they should help you out

Find an already written one online and plagiarize it

also, something i see a lot, say some positive things about the guy she is marrying

(I trust u to take care of my sister, make her happy, welcome to family, ect)

good filler makes u look like a real nice lad aswell

>go to the microphone
>I am so happy that you are getting married (while I never even touched a girl ree)
>I love you

I dont think it is enough.

I started to greentext it how did we argue but meh. Basically I couldn't say no and she told me how she is sure I will make her wedding memorable.

Dad died several years ago, mom was like
>your sister asked you not me. Just express your feelings for her.

But I cant say just I love you

Also I don't think I am brave enough. The relatives of the husband are all chads how will I look saying a speech to them.

talk about how you saw grow into the woman she is today
bring up random normal moments you to had and say how their special
talk about how "unique" of a person she is and say how the groom is very lucky
bring fond childhood memories
Hard mode: add in a joke or two, you autist

>unhelpful mother
Shamelessly plagiarise sections of speeches you can find on YouTube and the internet. Take some lines you think are nice and just apply them to work with your sister.
A brother won't be expected to make a speech as long as the best man's speech at least where I live.
Internet is your friend just try to use some common sense if you want to use other people's speeches

Tips for creating wedding speeches

>Keep it short, if you can do a 1min speech, great!

>It's not about you, keep it 99% about the bride and groom. The other 1% should be showing appreciation for the venue.

"I would like to thank my sister and her husand for bringing us out here to celebrate this special day with them. Growing up with my sister and watching her go from a (Insert hobby she had that isnt embarassing) loving girl to a new wife makes me proud to have shared a last name. I speak for all of us when I say that we wish you a lifetime of joy and great memories. To (Insert couple name)

Is it good if I say this what I told you guys why did she want me to do this (star wars stuff)
Or it is very full of autismo?

Also if we are here. I didn't dare to ask this from mom. Do I need to dance with her? Will she get mad if I won't?

Okay guys I have a first draft I need to translate it to english first. Is there anyone still in this thread to check it if I type it in?

Please
Orogonallo

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OKAY THEN
IF I RUIN THE WEDDING IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT

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>she told me how she is sure I will make her wedding memorable
"memorable" doesn't imply "good", give it your worst.

In all seriousness, you are who you are and if she loves you for that, then I'm sure she's not expecting anything crazy from you. Just be the bee you were meant to bee.

Keep it short and simple. Talk about something fun you guys did from childhood. A fun and funny memory. And say that as much fun as it was, you hope she and her husband have even more fun together and live a life full of happiness. The speech shouldn't be more than a minute and a half. Two minutes tops.

Of course you will have to dance with her, though I recommend you to choose the right song, a song where even you "know" some moves.. Or try some at the rehearsal..

Post it already... And stop whining about. Seriously man, just like some lil kid..

Anne and me - we always had a special relationship. I will.never forget the day when my parents came with her home from the hospital (even if I was only 4). As soon as I saw her I realized someone special entered in my life. We grow up together did many stuff together like playing with barbies, but boyish thinga too like playing video gamea or ice hockey or learning how to drive. and now she is here in this big day. Time went so quickly and now she grown up. I hope I did everything I could to make her happy in her life, and I also hope if only little I was able to substitute her our father too. Now Stephen I am handing her to you, and I hope you will full her lives with joy every single day.

Is this very cringy?

The first half was okay.

I never danced with a girl in my life..

Fuck what to do?

Remember to keep it under 2 minutes. And do what I said here. Relate back to a happy childhood memory and tell that short story and expresses your hope that together they find greater happiness and greater Joy and have more fun.

Make sure you compliment her tits.

No matter what happens don't under any circumstances mention how you remember her getting her first period and how she walked around making the house smell funny.

Okay so what about this

Anne and me - we always had a special relationship. I will.never forget the day when my parents came with her home from the hospital (even if I was only 4). As soon as I saw her I realized someone special entered in my life. We grow up together did many stuff together like playing with barbies, but I was never more proud in my life whe at age 10 I took her to the ice rink to learn how to skate on ice. That little girl has fallen down many times, but she has never shed a tear, never gave up and after many hours it was me who forced her to go home because it was getting late

Andd now she is here in this big day. Time went so quickly and now from that little girl on ice she turned into a beatiful woman in a gorgeous wedding dress. hope I did everything to make her happy, and I hope she will experience much bigger joy with stephen in her life.

Very well done. You'll be great. Remember to smile and try to look happy.

Holy shit
Thanks man. I am literally crying. It is 1:27 at night here in Crete but I can finally go to sleep calmly. Thanks again.

And remember to look at the last row of people when you make the speech in addition to smiling until the last bit when you tell her and him you hope they find fun and happiness then look them in the eye.

Talk about the recent announcement of the new nVidia RTX series

No, no, no, that won't do at all. You don't have to make it about yourself, but about her. Remove the "I hope I did" part, add some more details about that episode or talk about another episode to make it a little bit longer - but, and this is important, time yourself rehearsing and keep it under 2/3 minutes. Last but not least, try and fit in an elaborate metaphor or erudite quote, that's to say some device to make her feel proud and stupefy the audience.