/r9gay/ - #424

>using word incel
>on gays
Triggered slut lmao

just put this in the wrong fucking thread baka
>cute face
>socially autistic (in a qt way)
>girly voice
>girly hands
>joke about how he should take HRT and I'll fugg his boipussy any day. gets embarassed and tells me to shut up every time.
(don't actually want him to trap himself. that wouldn't work)
>every time I see those legs I get a fucking semi
Wat do anons? He thinks i'm straight but I don't know about him. He left his gf because he 'wasn't attracted to her'. Still baffles me. She was a qt.

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>electrician called me papi
don't do that

>How to dig out the incel virgin faggots from r9gay 101

>gays can't be incels
>lol stupid slut u mad

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nice digis, but no, its not the same, because being big and strong is generally more valued and desirable in terms of being a human, than being a dwarf

Revue Starlight Whatever reminds me a lot of Utena mixed with an idol show, its a cool combination. I like marathoning action stuff but comedies I find better for seasonal offerings. What about movies then, do you watch them on the computer or on a tv? I love sleeping in cars or busses!

That's the right way I'd describe it. TCM feels too real even with its 70s silliness and acting. I havent seen that one, I should watch it. I didnt know there was a name for that type. I dont remember too much of that going on, they handle it similarly to a traditional slasher.

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i'm sorry i don't like your bara physique selfie that you snuck into the thread but i like people who look younger and slimmer like me.

Tell us more about him user does he have a nice butt?

manwhore
manwhore enabling slut

this is why everyone hates r9gay and fags in general

I will never have a dom bf and dont want to date roasties. This sucks

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Am i at least cute user ;) ?

Can some kind sweet sultry user read this for me into vocaroo? Ive gotta mow the lawn but when I get back I hope my wish is granted. Preferably the sissyest of you:

How great it is to feel well and strong; to strut with chest out and shoulders large, and head high; and feel no desires, but a perfect flow of pleasant energy through your body, head, face, vibrating your soul in vigoration, almost forcing you to smile in ecstasy, eyes beaming big and bright; and feeling good, moving sturdily forward.

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i'd watch a vid of you jerking off on pornhub, but i wouldn't bookmark it

How to be a gay incel? Youre a dumb faggot if choosing not to be a slut makes me a incel. You dont even know what this word does mean yet you keep spamming it everywhere like a retard. I hope that people like you will burn alive.

haven't had a good look desu. he wears pretty non revealing clothing too.
>at least half a head taller than me
>has based taste in vidya
>I stole some shit from him and he's too passive to do anything about it

hey IL, can i get an invite? I want to get in on alt

Triggered faggot incel lmao

>Triggered faggot incel lmao
Youre a waste of time, bye.

>Y-you're a waste of time, I-I'm leaving.

Notice how this is the most common cope for a triggered faggot.

i once had hiccups for a whole week,dont die

I haven't actually watched Utena even though it's widely considered great, I get the gist of it though, I've watched some idol shows though, Starlight must be pretty fabulous and dazzling. If you like comedies you must have watched Hinamatsuri, I read the manga a while ago but I haven't watched it yet, if you've watched it what did you think of it? I watch almost everything on my monitor now because I got rid of my TV, if I watch something in bed now it's on my laptop and I fall asleep every time. user, buses? are you telling me you go to sleep on public transport?

If you watch it you'll definitely handle it better than I did, it was both tense and violent, if I was a bit braver when it comes to horror I think I would have enjoyed it more, it probably feels more real than TCM as well because it only came out like a decade ago too, but I try to block out my memories of both. Maybe it feels traditional because the original is campish? I think the Scream I watched was one of the sequels and it definitely was dark humour.

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"Hey anons, i'm bored and waiting for my cars oil change. What are yall up to?"

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since I this is the gay general
How do I stop beating my meat to twinks?

Waxing my arms and legs

Im thinking about killing everyone and listening to music.

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they're gone now, and i kinda miss em.

unironically, you dont, I just had a date with a grill today after autistically cutting all fag ties and it just doesnt feel right.

>chicken scratch lines
you have a long way to go user-chan

You should watch utena, its one of my favorites. I don't think there's anything quite like it, and the sort of feelings and disturbance it can make you feel is hard to express without watching it! It is, it's also self aware and it has a unique feeling to it that I haven't really seen before even despite the influences. I loved hinamatsuri, it made me cry often though. It has a really nice op and ed. I used to watch in bed on my laptop but it broke so now I use my phone. It was back during middle and high school on the school bus! I would doze off on the ride home since it was nice and warm.

That's scary, it sounds pretty real. What genres are your favorites if you dislike horror? Does violence bother you a lot too? I haven't watched the sequels but I dont remember getting that vibe from the original, maybe I was too young. Would you want to talk on something else or do you like keeping it to threads?

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Lonely prison gays spotted.

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Disabled user here looking for amputee user again.

Daily reminder that cuddlefags who don't want sex are prison gays

"Ahh, I usually use nair for leg and arm hair removal, is waxing better?"
"I hope you don't kill anyone user"
"Yeah! I'm still really new to drawing but I figure this is a fun practice!"

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I-i-i'd like to suck dick user, but anal disgusts me
Cure my ailment please

I'd love to but I'm a bottom too
unless you're up for some bottom x bottom male lesbian stuff

It's just one of those things I've been wanting to watch but never bothered getting around to it, I have seen people talk about it's themes before though, but you're right what I heard probably doesn't do it justice because all that comes to mind when I think of Utena is that gif of Akio sitting on the front of a moving vehicle looking really fabulous. Phone in bed is pretty comfy, I do that sometimes as well, it's better actually because you can lie down properly.

I tend to gravitate towards sci-fi stuff although my favourite film isn't of that genre, which is The Fellowship or the Ring, now that's comfy. I think it's more the gruesome or extreme violence that gets me, I'm fine with watching people beat the crap out of eachother and killing or whatever but once we get closeups of limbs getting hacked off and people mutilated then I feel uncomfortable. Body horror is another thing entirely, I wish I could purge it from the universe. If you want we can talk on Discord or something, I don't know how the other anons feel about us having a conversation like this in the thread, we've been at it for hours.

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I guess I wouldnt mind topping, but just anal is still quite repulsive, both giving and taking, with both males and females, but I belive it hinders my dating pool for my homosexual side.

only the top reply, 2nd one is redpilled.

you'll get there eventually
tbqh there are frotfags etc as well tho

Cope harder sluts

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That's the best gif, it sums it up decently well but in a funny way. I like to stack my pillows to give my head some support in bed.

I like fantasy much more than sci-fi, I think I'm too brainlet for some space stuff. That's where I draw the line too, it makes me feel sad and sick when its excessive. I've been thinking the same thing for a while but I didnt know if you'd agree. Discord works, do you want to post yours or an email or something?

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Is it weird that I would want someone to pound my ass but I would be too grossed out to put my dick someone else's butt? I just think buttholes are gross.

What are y'all queens listening to tonight:
youtube.com/watch?v=cQ8FMkyTeng

Here's my e-mail, I don't really want to post my Discord ID on here so just send it to me through here, or I can do it if you want. [email protected]

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Im listening to punk and industrial rock.

I enjoy your taste user.

I sent you an email, hopefully you got it user

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I enjoy it too.

>room went from being painted dark blue to bluish gray
this will be good for, like, my mentality or whatever

>mascfaggotry hand in hand with sluttery
every time i feel like i might just be crazy and oversensitive, reality demonstrates to me not only that i am right, but that it exceeds my worst expectations
do you know how it feels to not even be able to make shit up that is as bad as things actually are

Should i shave my face?

>tfw no alcoholic bf to drink with everyday

yep. don't forget to moisturize.
so, that wasn't a dick and balls in the thumbnail?

>tfw my sister's friends told me I look really good with a trimmed beard, but I don't go outside and guys probably don't like it
Atleast I like my reflection in the bathroom mirror.

Who hurt you user?

i can drink with you everyday!

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"who hurt you" is bad writing, and like all bad writing, it sets itself up for a takedown
>who hurt you?
>your shitty culture and hideous aesthetics

like, not YOURS, i mean, i'm talking about le prison mascfag, no offense meant

>wants sexual acts of any form

Not prison gay. You can be here

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>complains about anime traps and the people who want to fuck them
>exists on the internet as a K-On schoolgirl

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Trying this again using different language because last time I posted it I basically got told off/ignored:

I'm 21, gay and male. I'm a full blown robot, despite my appearance enabling me to pass off as a normie. I have a history with men. I have a few more hook-ups than "normal" for someone my age (3 digits). I am now experienced and mature enough to look back on it as a lesson and I'm ready to settle down with someone calmer, less "eager" to experience life and more focused on the future (career, long term plans, etc). How do I do this/where do I find men looking for the same/any tips for someone in my situation? Honestly, I'd prefer to find a guy with less of a sexual past than me too, because I feel like it just brings a lot of drama with exes/flings and I don't really want to double that in a relationship, and preferably with a good enough job so that he can support himself without relying on me (I can barely support myself as is).

I tried to write this in the most neutral manner possible. Please help me.

>full blown robot
>hook ups
XDDDDDDDDDDD

Trust me when I say that hook-ups just make you lonelier than being alone in your room. Most men just want to use you for a quick fuck and then never talk to you again (or, alternatively, until they want another quick fuck). If I could go back and shut myself in my room for 5 years instead of being promiscuous, I would. I realise the error of my ways, but the damage is done, and there's no going back.

>3 digits by 21
how

>How do I do this/where do I find men looking for the same/any tips for someone in my situation?
probably in the older age range of 25-30

>tfw secretly posting in /r9gay/ thread while bisexual
You'll never catch me!

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If you werent scared of hookups how can you call yourself a robot, do what you want i dont hate you but youre not a robot.

I'll catch you, with my mouth!
Around your dick.

2 lewd 4 me, user. Want to hold hands instead?

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All right, if thats not too lewd for you.

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What would you do if you were at Christmas dinner at your families, and it was the first time introducing your family to your serious boyfriend, and all the sudden in the middle of the meal your boyfriend turns to you and whispers in your ear "holy shit...fuck...fuck...I just sharted super bad...I feel its hot and leaking...fuck...its wet, and substantial.. substantial referencing 'substance'...I cant get up...I cant get up...fuck fuck...its gonna smell...help help..."

i'd make him wear diapers so it wouldn't be a problem :)

>Christmas dinner
we don't even own a dinner table

>how
Lots of bad decisions (parties, drugs, weird "friends" who sort of pimped me out...)

>probably in the older age range of 25-30
I should have clarified that I'm looking for a guy my age (21-24)

You can be a robot and have hook-ups... Just because I'm genetically lucky doesn't mean I'm not mentally unwell...

Is this a specific fetish of yours?

>being this mad at anime reaction pics

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>you can be a robot and have hook ups
No you cant, you can be a failed normalfag tho.
>genetically lucky
>mentally unwell
Go to a doctor and fix your brain then. Youre just looking for excuses to not be called a slut.

THIS CAN NOT BE HAPPENING YOU BETTER FIX THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW THAT BITCH TOLD ME HE WAS GAY HIS NOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERREEEEEEEEE !

>You can stilly be a robot and have multiple boyfriends and over 100 hookups
Yeah, fuck off with that shit.

put the dick pics in the bag dess

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You can't fix brain problems, or else Jow Forums wouldn't even exist because 99% of robots would be normies. I'm not looking for excuses to not be called a slut: I freely admit that what I did in my past was slutty. However, I'm trying to change, and I'm no longer doing those things, so I don't think it's fair to still call me a slut based on my past. Our actions define us, not our history.

Read above. I may have had lots of sex, but I had no intimacy. I'm as starved for love as any other robot...

F-For r-real?

>ellipsis
stop messing with them

tfw blessed with being a subby bisexual bottom

Stop trying to justify it. The fact that you could even achieve those things especially at that frequency makes you belong as far away from here as possible.

ANYONE PLEASE, its for a school assignment, I wont use your voice but I just want to see how it sounds read by another

UHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Feign illness as an excuse to drag him with me to the restroom. Wander off and start a small house fire near an outlet then panic and draw attention. Knock my plate onto the floor "accidentally" as a distraction.

That's disgusting, who wants to sleep with a whore?

I like your drawings user! You are good, lets make a comic strip together

what color is your boypussy /r9gay/? mine is pink

Diapered bois are the best bois.