If size doesn't matter, why is the top selling dildo on Amazon 8.7 inches long with a 5.7 inch girth?

Faggots, user. I'm serious. Same goes for those huge horse dildos.

Yes. Why would you measure anything that you can't use?

Yeah but my ballsack isn't made out of rubber so it can move. Jesus you are such a fag.

6.32 inches you imbecile

because size doesn't matter.
>be me
>meet qt t o l l b o i
>his penis isn't monster sized
>buy a penis on amazon for us to play with
the size of your penis doesn't matter, you can just buy a bigger one. if size matters how the fuck do lesbians ever get laid? their dicks are literally zero inches.

In the picture you posted the length is clearly listed as 6.32 inches. My dick is longer than that.

>12 years ago
>buy amazon dong
>it finally comes in but it's way too fucking big, more useful as a weapon, smells like bubble gum, wonder who tf could enjoy it
bad feel

It is also circumcised and albino BBC. Makes you think.

I don't know many guys who would be willing to do that.

So you're saying the average guy's length is really 4" because we should be measuring the underside of the dick up to the balls

It's not cut, bro.

The dildo isn't made out of rubber either, but thanks for coming out

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if measuring the entire thing, balls included, is the way to go then I'm fucking stoked because then I'm 8 inches

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Dude, if you're measuring your balls to add to your dick size you're doing it wrong.

Literally everyone measures along the top from their pelvis to the tip of their penis, so yeah congrats user

what did he mean by this super original comment

my husband has basically forced me into big dildos. i'm sure lots of guys are willing and wanting.

Coming out with what. I can put my whole dick inside a girl. I am 6 inches not afraid to admit it. You can't push this dildo into yourself more than up to the balls so 6.3. What the fuck are you arguing about?

It's made out of flexible silicon, the balls move back and you can press the whole length in like a real dick

I figured that using a fake dick would make them feel inferior or something. Good for you user I guess.

I have to do some serious homework, I need some space age technology to get the job done on my own.

How the fuck do you even hold it by urslef that it can bend the balls backwards? Not even going to start talking how it's made to be mounted onto the floor or a wall because I can imagine a scenerio where the girl just holds it but how in the fuck do you hold it then. Describe it to us fag lord.

0.463 KG OF COCK AND BALLS

That on the bottom is a suction cup.

the thing that makes all these dildos suck is they're nothing compared to the real thing because there's no urine in the balls

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Silicone can be made to be dense in some areas more then others.

I bought that dildo.
It wasn't big enough.
i'm a straight guy

Not even going to respond anymore because of how mentally deficient you sound. Seriously, re-read this post and spend some time evaluating yourself.

why are we all posting in a thread about dildos? kinda gay desu

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lots of people enjoy feeling inferior in the bedroom. you should try it, it's fun.

Yeah so you bend the ball backwards and just stick that thing with double the girth up that puss. Probably the most pleasant experience a faggot like you could imagine.

>vaginas are only 4" deep

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You are not going to respond because you are a retarded fag that wants to excuse his lack of contact with females by saying that he was just born with a penis too small so its not even worth trying. Jesus reddit faggs need to go back.

It probably depends a lot on the guy, his confidence/comfort in dick size, and how you use the dildo.
If my not so hypothetical gf was to want a dildo with the intent of occasionally adding it to the sex for the extra sensation, I'd be fine with it. In that case it's comparable to using other tools or actions that are not-missionary; whether it's a finger up her or near my ass, using massage oil, handcuffs, or what have you, it's all complementary and not mandatory to enjoy sex.

If instead she'd actually need a big dildo or some pneumatic triple-headed vibrating hypertentacle to remotely enjoy - let alone get off during - sex because my average dick is not satisfying enough, it would put a serious strain on the relationship. I would indeed feel inferior/inadequate in that scenario, which would grow into a conviction she could do better and find someone big enough to satisfy her. As I'm not into cuckoldry, it would likely mean breaking up eventually. Luckily this is not the case, though.

Do you see women posting threads like these about onaholes? No? Its cause they don't give a shit about anything but their own pleasure. Neither should you

I'm good on soi goys, I just want a reputable rabbit vibe or something. Fuck people.
I'm not the guy you were talking to but you sound defensive.

Wait, you have to measure from underside? I thought we measured from the top. Fuck, I've got to be like 4 inches then. What the fuck.

I am not the guy you were talking to but you sound like a complete faggot.

>lots of people enjoy feeling inferior

I cannot understand this whatsoever.

No you measure from the top. This whole thread is just retarded or trolling. There are videos made on how to measure the dick even from the people that gathered statistics on average length

I imagine you'd say that to a lot of people for next to no reason. Don't project your dumbass masculine insecurities onto people, you're the one calling everybody ITT a faggot over nothing.

you don't have to understand it, but lots of people are into degradation and humiliation and feeling inferior. it's not unheard of, my friend.

because gay makes want their anuses destroyed

Wait what
So if I measure from behind my balls that's the standard way of doing it now?
So I'm 8 inches?

>bigger than best selling dong

Feels good, man.

>measuring past the balls

that's not how it works.

He said up to the balls, not behind the balls. In any case, that's apparently a meme and you're supposed to measure from the top of the dick.

Are they really that into it, doesn't it get redundant or boring having flavor of the week fetish stuff to do, knowing you can't go back to just getting a good old-fashioned turbodicking?

You'd have to be a straight up cuck to buy this monstrosity for your gf/wife.

Like it's a literal copy of some other dudes dong, that's unacceptable.

Previous GF I fell in to the toy meme trap, it fucking sucked, to get her off I would literally need a vibrating cock ring and sometimes another dong cause the fat bitch couldn't get off otherwise. Current GF is amazing, she can cum easily from just my dick (5x5), thats how pure gfs should be.

>because gay makes want their anuses destroyed

are you having a fucking stroke?

And there you go with the projecting bullshit so we can go back and forth about projecting. I am not insecure. I have a 6 inch long penis with a bit above 5 girth. If you are a sane person you should see through this post and figure out what's it about. It's a group of people wanting to excuse their state by saying that they were just born with a smaller penis so they have no chance with females and its not even worth trying. It's the same thing as the manlet threads or other self pity circle jerk posts. This shit helps Noone and only guides more easily influenced people into thinking that its not even worth to try working on yourself. But anyway good luck with promoting this sort of shit. I will always be here to call it out.

>women ruin themselves with vibrators
>can't get off without it
>blame guy for "not being man enough"

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Why would you mease the balls retard? Guess I am almost 10 inches then by your methods.

I'm going to move to canada and marry the vibrator. That way everyone's happy.

Homos are all size queens obsessed with dicks

Geeze, all urologists measure from the top or the sides - nobody in science measures from the underside. Does nobody even look this stuff up anymore before just spouting bro science?

How often do and why would urologists measure dicks?

It's kind of relevant if your specialty is bladders and dicks - especially if you're in the research side of things.

Proper development after fucked up circumcision, genetical deformities (micro penis), gathering statistics. There are also a lot of students who would want to do papers and graduets doing research either for another paper or for a product (penis enlargement.)

urologists do it on penis inspection day, you're randomly selected and measured by the doctors while cute nurses giggle at you and make fun of you.

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>tfw doctor fucked up my circumcision
>have a few pieces of skin attaching head to penis shaft
>worse issues with cleaning than I would without circumcision because there's tiny pockets under the extra skin
>will cost money I don't have to fix it
fuck you jews

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Push it down to the pubic bone.

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On the plus side you can post pics of your rekt dong for posterity.

At least they didn't burn your shit off.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer

>he felI for the size doesnt matter meme

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What a sad story, i hope this Dr Money (probably changed his last name from Geld or something - this is commonly practiced with jews in the US) burns in fucking hell

>Homos are all size queens obsessed with dicks
not all of us...

Amazon sells dildoes?

Your balls don't look like how dildos portray them, except when youre about to cum, fag.
And your balls give, whereas the "balls" on a dildo don't
If that were a real dick, i'd be more than 6.32 inches, but it wouldn't be 8.71 inches. probably closer to 7 or a bit more

>top selling dildo on amazon is actually 6.32 inches because OP can't even read
>mfw dick is pushing 6.7 inches
feels good man

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Size of your dick doesn't matter, your bank account balance does.

Go catfish girls with an average/ugly guy that has a monster cock. Now do the same with a average/ugly guy that's very rich. Guess who is going to have more girls telling them they "want to start a family", and act all wife like.

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yeah but a lot of the stuff on there is not made of silicone and harmful to your body

there are a lot of toys on amazon too probably painted with lead because half the vendors are Chinese.

Size does matter, see this thread.

lolcow farm/g/res/90960.html

What actually is the avg girth?
There are a lot of discussions about lenght but people always forget girth.

>What actually is the avg girth?
SMALLER THAN ME

This is a good one. Seems honest

The problem with small dicks is not so much the size, but the psychological and social stigmas around it. It wouldn't be a problem if you could just say
>your dick is too small and does nothing, but it's ok, you can have your personal fun as long as you please me latter
but if you say this to a guy you're going to make him suicide. I say this from personal experience, I had a relationship with a guy whose dick was certainly smaller than his middle finger, and thin also. I never told him outright "your dick is too small you're going to have to compensate for it", but I made it clear that him fucking me was mostly for his own pleasure, and that he had to please me with tongue, fingers and toys afterward of before it, and it worked out fine.

Certainly average dick would be better, it's always better, can't make up for it, but I suppose that small dicks at least are better than big dicks because feeling nothing is still better than feeling pain. You can let a small dick guy have his personal fun with you, can't do that with a big dick without feeling like you're being tortured. But then again you usually can't let a small dick guy have his fun, because if he's aware that his small dick does nothing and you're just being nice to him and expecting something in return he's going to be insecure as fuck for the rest of the relationship, and if he's not aware that his dick is too small to do anything then he's not going to care about your lack of fun, you're hiding it from him after all.

average is around 12 inches

And I say that "I suppose" because I don't know how pain from big dick feels like, I think the biggest dick that I took was 17 or 18cm and I took it just fine. I have a loose vagina, I'm pretty sure that it's on the loose side, the entrance is certainly loose, dunno if the inner sides also feel loose, never had the courage to ask, maybe this is why I empathize with guys with small dicks, most women would probably feel bad about saying that dick size is a make-it-or-break-it in a relationship, because it shouldn't be, and it actually isn't, the real problem is that you can't discuss it, so a not-so-problematic physical problem becomes a relationship problem, where you just can't give the guy a true feedback about your sex.

I don't know if dick size really is a make-it-or-break-it for other women, maybe in this age of hookups and tinder you can be picky since nothing is serious. But it's not my case, I would be willing to put up with a small dicked guy rather than a big painful dick guy if only they didn't make a big fuss out of the fact that they just can't please a woman with their dicks, "fuck me and then we will have MY fun latter, that's fine". But as it is today, both big dicks and small dicks are likely to become a one-way sex since the guys can't realize how bad their dicks feel like in both situations, which means that sex in that relationship itself will always be bad, you're always going to feel like you're accepting something in silence and not getting anything in return, and this is what really breaks it.

At least this is how I speculate things.

>i have a loose vagina
sides = dead

Another good comment
>Although if a guy has a thin dick, like no girth, thats the worst, worse than being short.
Worse than being short, lmao

not them but 6.5" have said I am tight, but 4.5" or below just kinda feels like barely anything. It depends on the person and of course if the girl had kids you're screwed unless you've got a fifth arm in your pants.

A smaller dick might not fill you out, but why not get your dude to just dick the side of your vagina?

that's because guys are the biggest buyers of dilders

t. owner of 10 inch one

>I would be willing to put up with a small dicked guy rather than a big painful dick guy
I doubt you'll have to worry about a big painful dick guy, with how loose you seem to be.

>he wants to be the betabux

I think big A and small B size breast can be cute. A fave pornstar is Riley Reid, but if I ever buy fake boobs it would be big ones. Also some girls are really freaking tight, even the tall thicc ones. It's hard to tell.

>getting huge fake boobs
they're going to look like shit and you're going to look like shit

The cock is only 6 inches though, mines bigger than that

Also because it's not always a total deal breaker if you aren't big

pro-tip: gay men get these. meanwhile women use smaller, weirder toys that look nothing like a human penis. that visual realism is a dead giveaway - MADE FOR MEN.

No, it's 8.7 inches.

>Measured from the top, your dick is 6 inches. Measured from the bottom, your dick is 4 inches.
>Measured from the top, the dildo is 8.7 inches. Measured from the bottom, the dildo is 6.3 inches.

no, you measure the top to your belly since you'll hit that first before you get to the balls.