/britfeel/

>Who is the Ganymede of britfeel?
HC who's Zeus, oh wair

I know how it feels to be skint, starving and desperate for money so I felt I had to help. If he genuinely does send it back on the 28th then I will be happy.

any pederast man in

90 quid for 11 hours work is a fucking rip off

Ganymede is a dirty little tease.

dont know about you but im listening to jazz

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Cash in hand? What kind of work?

Wonder what happened to the lad who posts the midget porn, the scat porn (probably illegal in the UK), nonce larping (definitely illegal in the UK) and racism larping (also very illegal in the UK)

what was said to him that makes him post here night after night for weeks now trying to ruin the thread and failing.

I'm a lance-toothed saw man myself, what types of saws are you into?

You shouldn't do it because that is slavery. Four quid a fucking hour.

If you could have sex with any women which woman would you have sex with?
It is just a one night stand. Not a gf.

thats 8.18 an hour, not bad if you ask me

Hhaha do yew no dey wey bruda?

I heard someone say greek myths?

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For me its Buzz or bust

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your mum

wahey

You remember ages ago there was that lad that fancied a girl from Norway, I'd fuck her

nonce larping is covered under free speech, racism is very illegal tho

My ex girlfriend from 8 years ago. I've still never seen anyone I fancied as much as I fancied her.

Would need to be her at 22 years old though, not her the way she looks now.

depends what the work is really, if its physical work deffo not worth it

youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw
me too

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Every now and again I come across that video where he starts bawling because someone pointed out he was covered in sweat and smelled like shit and I feel terrible

Who else /weekdaypissed/ here?

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>the fantasies of coming out at work are returning

I think it would go well all in all and I'd certainly feel more comfortable working while presenting female

Really need to sort this deed poll out but I dont have anyone nearby who can sign as a witness. I'll ask mum tomorrow if she knows anyone

you're damn right I am lod

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thats really nice lad, never heard it before
youtube.com/watch?v=xU9hDzP8KuY

weekday stoned but i'm a neetfag for everyday is a weekday, wtf is a weekday?

reading LOTR again
Frodo and the crew have just finished their journey through the old forest

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SELF IMPROVEMENT DIARY.
My goals at the moment are:
Get good at Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
Get good at guitar
Get pack on muscle
Lose some of my fat and little man tits (this is hard whilst putting on muscle)
Do more reading for the PGCE course.
Read more theology, philosophy and physics books (my interests)

What are you lads doing for self-improvement?

I'll sign it for you Emily

I was originally going to make this post some point in December, likely on the same date that I started using a trip, but after recent events I'm going to make it now.

I have decided to stop browsing and posting in Brit/pol/. This general, over the past couple of years, has transformed into a complete and utter gutter, full of petty and spiteful underage children without any intellect whatsoever or ability to form coherent, salient arguments. The level of knowledge and discourse regarding British politics, law, history, culture, etc. is pitiful, and just goes to show how poor our left-wing education system is in educating children. As a result, the threads are just endless autismal scrawls about Tunnocks Teacakes, anime, normie-posting, and quite possibly worse of all, baseless and uneducated LARPing about figures such as Powell, Mosley, Peter Hitchens, saving Britain, etc. and only goes to show how utterly dense the average poster here is. This general once housed people who genuinely knew what they were talking about and genuinely had interesting things to say, whether the topic was politics, current affairs, history, law, or other relevant topics. But like petulant children and leftists, you drove them out of this general based on personal dislikes, and then celebrated and acted smug once they were gone and the entire general environment had suffered as a result. Now very few decent and intelligent posters continue to post, and those who do remain are still being persecuted by the unwashed masses of Anonymongs and their tripfag collaborators. This general is truly full of the worst posters Jow Forums has to offer, and it would be a blessing if the administrators would remove this cancerous polyp from the anus of Jow Forums. You rightly point out the cancerous and autistic nature of /ptg/ and the rest of Jow Forums outside of Brit/pol/, yet Brit/pol/ at this point is worse off than any other place on Jow Forums, and potentially even Jow Forums as a whole.

Lose weight, make money. Need to get into therapy too.

To the few of you who are actually decent, whether that be knowledgeable, amusing, or actually able to use their brains in a sufficient manner, I wish you the best of luck in the future and hope all goes well. I also wish you luck in navigating and surviving this once decent general. To Eddie, I hope all goes well regarding your family and your child, and the best of luck and happiness in becoming a Christian. To tripfags who collaborate with Anonymous posters (you know who you are), I simply wish to remind you that the Anonymongs won't spare you once your time comes, and that you have only survived so far as greater targets and posters have taken all the flak so far. With us gone, your day of the rope will come soon enough. To the rest of you, enjoy your Tunnocks Teacakes whilst you can.

I now leave you, predictably, with a verse from scripture: Revelation 18:2

If you have a shit and uninteresting personality, exacerbated by the fact that you have few/no friends then there are three things that you can do to improve your chances with women.
1. Learn guitar (or any instrument, really, but the guitar is best and you MUST be good at it).
2. Do a sport. It will make you seem masculine.
3. Learn some magic tricks. It will make you seem interesting.
4. Learn to act and fake confidence. There are psychological techniques you can do to get this.

Why the fuck are you posting this shit in here pubic hair?

why is this dumb mutt faggot posting pol drama stuff here?

isn't that a little less than 9 quid an hour?

>tfw you have chronic fatigue syndrome, bipolar disorder, dyspraxia as well as brain damage
im getting bored of the NEET life but i dont know what else i can do. i think i might just end it lads, not sure if i can truly ever be happy.

Thanks for making my night just a bit better user

>Learn some magic tricks. It will make you seem interesting.

This is the worst possible advice for getting women. It's cringy and fedora tier.

>Learn some magic tricks.

also get a waistcoat and a red silk shirt or something, and spike your hair up with some gel

Cash in hand I think, apparently it's opening doors so people can carry stuff through.

how is it not worth it? most physical labour is easy as fuck which is why the pay isn't particularly great

How many of you would consider yourselves incels?

spice it up a bit and imagine them calling at an elf brothel , or a dwarf strip club. bet they'd like that

*shrugs* worked with a guy who I saw pick up some women. He was tall and good looking though so maybe you're right.

ggx gang gang bang bang

would it be noncey to fuck a gnome from WoW?

>do a sport
no one gives a monkeys about that unless you are pro-level
>learn magic tricks
autistic cringe

oh and the guitar thing, doesn't matter how good you are. If you cant play any top 40 songs for thots to sing along to you might as well not play

Yes, which is why it's gotten the most concentrated and angry responses of anything else I've ever said in my 50,000-or-so posts
But your 1PBTID is cretinous and dismisses your post completely

I am off to sort myself out - I do have a girlfriend, but that only makes the fact that I'm getting genuinely pissed off over literal online strangers refusing to believe me on an anonymous imageboard ten times worse and indicates I've been spending far too much time here. I need a hobby

Watch this space, I don't know when I'll see you again

>get better at guitar
>lose bodyfat
>find a better job/develop my skills
those are my main ones right now

probably wanting some (you)

nothing is noncey desu lad

Pubes I don't give a fuck what is happening on Jow Forums you tosser. Fuck off.

The twitter video of him jumping into the sea in Greece that he put up today killed me
Gweek

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you on the buckie again pubes
/brit/pol is that away ---->

>learn to drive
>get a job
>go for a run at least once a week
>spend less time on Jow Forums

is no(you)s mean britfeel is telling me to kill myself?

i shall execute the carpet beetle menace

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>brain damage
what happened?

Sounds along the same lines as mine apart from I want to learn archery, a physical sport like rowing (also to lose fat) and generally sort out my anxiety and confidence issues

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Actually makes me sick to know some of you picked up an instrument to impress womynz.
Unironically off yourself if you do this for being a disgrace to the spirit of music.

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wish my big strong bf was spooning me in bed right now desu

who the fuck is lod?

I would fuck Sophie just to dishearten SP. And I'd record myself jizzing on her face and post it in this thread.

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its a fucking meme that doesn't work anyway for your average user anyway.

youtube.com/watch?v=37ext05yRY0

>feet
>clearly a picture of her arse

Most a more djugnt song than this
youtube.com/watch?v=g-3D9LQu8BQ

>Implying the goal isn't to generally improve yourself and build yourself into a better person and that attracting women is just a side benefit.

I'd be happy to travel to Shropshire if need be, although as you say your mother probably knows enough people locally

wtf is faggy steamer drama about

Are you telling me you don't know about this literal greek god?

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you fuckers wont attract women with a musical instrument unless you are playing in a touring band

>I'd be happy to travel to Shropshire
literally the first person to ever say this

imagine meeting her in a festival, going into a stinky portaloo with her, forcing your cock down her throat and finishing on her face and she doesn't clean it off, but instead rubs it in like moisturiser.

why do comfy hours keep getting later?

the trick to attracting women is never having posted on britfeel

Had a lad at work who said he picked up the guitar for girls like 10 years ago, admittedly he must've been like 13 or 14 so that's a different mindset. I do agree if as an adult that's your mindset, that's kinda shitty

>Are you telling me you don't know about this literal greek god?
literally who lod?

Yeah, women don't listen to guitar driven music so much these days. It's all hip hop and R and B.
Having a skill generally makes you a better person though.
What is your advice for attracting a female?

Meanfriends :(

That's true too.
If you're even thinking about it as a "side benefit" to begin with, you don't deserve to play.

Accumulating wagie money.so I can invest in the house more and get some more vocational qualifications. I would like HSK by 2022 if not earlier and am studying towards that.

Would like to learn an instrument eventually too.

What things should a man do to become more attractive?
Are the incels right: Is it all just height and facial bone structures?
What personality characteristics and skills does an attractive person have?

I've always wanted to go up the Wrekin

not coming here is a good start.
but for real women unironically like guys who make them laugh so being funny is a real plus

>If you're even thinking about it as a "side benefit" to begin with, you don't deserve to play.
What instrument do you play lad?

seizures as a toddler, then my mum dropped me on my head, lots of concussions when i was a kid from random shit followed by extensive drug abuse from early teens until now
im not diagnosed for brain damage but i havent spoke about it with my doctor/therapist yet.

She certainly looks like the type to do that. I don't even find her that attractive, but I'd bust a nut imagining SP jerking his little dingus while watching the video (no homo).

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