After having sex with fuck buddy

I'll post a picture once I reach my goal weight

No, post it now.

being a female is so easy

Derek thinks he's all that. I'm too good for him

based autistic roastie

how is it easy? degraded, humiliated, congealed cum in my hair. life sucks as a girl. it's so easy for trust fund boys like derek who never have to struggle for anything like i've struggled my whole life just to get some basic respect

Men only get gfs they consider marriage material.

What's the point of turning a fuck buddy into a gf? You get nothing out of it besides added obligations

fucking stop. my name is derek and this thread is creeping me out because this was literally me 2 nights ago.

Nothing wrong with getting in shape and eating healthier.

You see, Derek is not worth it. I mean he has a terrible charrakter for answering in that way.
I think you'll meet someone better than him.

Don't listen to these raging incels here.

Aaaaaaand let’s guess. You were “assigned male at birth” by the evil patriarchy?

>female autism

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you're 21 and you've fucked 7 guys?

That's hardly a lot

>Men only get gfs they consider marriage material.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

nice blogpost faggot

read the sticky and don't eat the junk food just throw it out you salad dodger

by the grace of god and jesus christ, you might also develop an actual valuable personality and outlook on life if you properly follow the sticky and end up attracting a guy who values you for both looks, boypussy, and life attitude but the grace of god is stretched thin here, it's not usually meant for whales

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In a row?

Bitch please, you're a thot

if you give the vagina away before you even date someone, your relationships will go nowhere, especially since you have nothing else going for you.

Try the lonely girl 9000 workout

Just affix a dildo of choice to a solid surface and go to town on it every time you find yourself devoid of the embrace of a man, which I'm guessing will be quite often. You will shred off those quarter-pounders in no time, but aim for longer than the 5 minutes most of you cows can go before giving up.

>Based Derek. 10/10 would high five.

0/10 bait. Nice fan fic bro.

37. My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks.

It is a lot. If you lost your virginity at 17 or 18 (a the youngest you, as a girl, can lose it without you being a fuckup) then that means that you've fucked multiple guys each year for several years in a row. Most of the girls who were the biggest catches in college were still virgins when they were 20 or 21. 7 by 21 is disgusting

If you’re not a virgin, you’re a whore

Wow that's an obvious larp and you're fucking gay, so I guess welcome home

t. Jow Forums

This. Roasties fuck off

>unironically following the sticky
That was just something we used to tell newfags to troll them.
Seems that part got lost in translation

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In a row?

Dude the majority of girls lose their virginity somewhere between 13 - 15 and this isn't even anything new. You're either naive or an adult virgin.

>monday morning i'm starting a new diet and fitness regime

Start dieting today at the very least, and read the sticky it has a shitload of info literally you won't need to ask if you read whatever may be useful to you

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based and redpilled

fwb is what whores do.

>t. Virgin mohammed

ONE TIME I SUCKED THREE-SEVEN DICKS IN A ROW

ONE TIME I GOT MY KICKS WITH JOE

I SUCKED HIS DICK AND ALL OF HIS FRIENDS' IN A ROW

Didn't expect this shit thread would give a good laugh.

he's right though
more than 2 or 3 partners in their mid 20s is a red flag and disqualifies them from being long term material. More than that and she's just there to pump and then dump

so never?

It really isn't that many, virgin. That's less than 2 guys a year for 4 years. I've had sex with more girls in a semester.

I grew up in an upper class neighborhood and went to private schools, so maybe my view is skewed. Anyone who I knew at 13 who was having sex would have been outright shunned

Seven guys. ...and you didn't keep one of them. Slut.
I mean, I've had twelve girls, but as a guy I'm at the mercy of if the girl wants to keep me or not, while you as a woman have no excuse.

no one is forcing you to be a whore.

3/10 bait

just like your fake girl persona

> incels get baited by a femme wojack

this

You know that it is completely different for guys, and don't pretend otherwise.

first off, you're a degenerate too (probably dyel as shit). But atleast your efforts are commendable, all a woman has to do is spread her legs and call one of her beta orbiters. A woman with a count of 8 is damaged goods. There's a reason why so many women have to visit a psychiatrist these days

The same ones anyways.
Or the beta cucks who so desperately want someone to love them

Fuck off fatty mcfatass

It isn't though you fucking ignoramus. For a girl to have sex with a guy a guy has to have sex with a girl. Saying otherwise is fucking retarded.

I'm anything but. I'm happily with the same woman for 5 years at this point. I can almost guarantee I warm up with your maxes.

>A woman with a count of 8 is damaged goods.
Divide a woman's age by 2. If she's got more than that under her belt, red flag. You'll learn one day, kiddo.

I didn't say he was wrong about being with that many is a bad thing, it's just that the age people start having sex is way further below that and it has nothing to do with sexual degeneracy nowadays because even 80 years ago teenagers or young adults were marrying and fucking 15 year olds.

My great great grandparents, which goes back further then 80 years, married each other when she was 14 and he was 17 as did many other really old people who speak about their relationships.

I am a strong, confident, modern, empowered, sexy woman. I will not fuck off just because a man tells me to.

that's far too tolerant, you'll learn one day
post body you dyel manlet

That rule doesn't work because a 30 year old woman should absolutely not be hooking up at the same rate as a 19 year old college girl experimenting around

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Foids don't think like this, they'd rather shame the guy or accuse of him of rape or tell people he's got a small dick. The only foids that work out are the ones that started at a young age so they can fuck young hot guys and marry a millionaire. If they don't they become weirdo cat ladies with tons of plastic surgery, ass implants the size of basketballs, and war pink sweats everywhere and sexually harass BBC on the street. If you are the one foid in the world that isn't like this and browses Jow Forums and has the balls to actually make this stupid thread then you're probably gonna give up like 3 months in if you're serious or 5 months if you're really determined.