"Gee, user, relax. It's a clothing optional beach! Wait... don't tell me this is your first time seeing a pair of tits! It is? Wow... user, sorry I had to be the one to take your boobs virginity. Don't worry about poppin' a boner in front of me. We're friends!"
"Gee, user, relax. It's a clothing optional beach! Wait...
Jaxson Flores
Benjamin Bailey
>pants
>on a nudist beach
fucks sake
Angel Wright
Don't want sand in my vagina.
Isaiah Brooks
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RlGHT NOW!
Elijah Rogers
Take my virginity, Kogasa!
Sebastian Lee
God bless, user. For writing that.
Lincoln Morris
why the fuck are you wasting water by pouring it on yourself?
Jaxson Morris
It's a copypasta you doof
Chase Sanders
It's a copypasta, newfig.
Nathaniel Cook
>It's copypasta
>Therefore no one originally wrote it
Jason Baker
I bet you clap at the screen in a movie theater
Nice backpedaling though
Jordan Lopez
I'm not the guy who thanked the author. I just think it's safe to assume if he was thanking the guy who posted the pasta right now he would have said
>God bless you, user. For writing that.
Instead of
>God bless, user. For writing that.
Dylan Kelly
h-h-haha y-yes. Okay.
Noah Hill
OPs girl appears before you RIGHT NOW. She is surprisingly strong and within 10 seconds has pinned you to the ground, removed your pants, and is jerking you off. To your excitement and shame, you are rock hard. She let's go of your foreskin, let's out a dollop of spit on your cock head, and starts exclusively masturbating that part of your dick. No lying, how long do you last? I would 100% cum within 60 seconds, probably around 30.
Zachary Powell
60+ seconds for me
Adrian Cook
ilovekogasa! desu senpai
Daniel Rodriguez
>To your excitement and shame, you are rock hard.
>In only 10 seconds
Unlikely
>let's out a dollop of spit on your cock head, and starts exclusively masturbating that part of your dick. No lying, how long do you last?
At least 30 minutes since I'm cut so I feel nothing from the head of my dick even if I flick it really hard.
Gavin Cooper
Good effort, but it simply doesn't compare to the classic:
Xavier Gutierrez
Except I'm actually just in pain due to crippling phimosis and ask her to stop instead, then awkwardly fap to the memory after she left
Dylan Thomas
I am gonna post this picture for no real reason.
Blake Hall
"God bless user", no comma between, would have been blessing an user that isn't being directly addressed.
Jacob Cruz
I've already fapped like 5 times today so it would probably take a while
Isaac Bennett
Please make more threads like this
best threads on r9k
Alexander Mitchell
post more titties right hecking now
Jason Torres
>Tfw muttlet so glans is insensitive.
IT'S NOT FAIR
FUCK THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY REEEEEE
Christopher Nguyen
There's plenty more behind her.
Oliver Price
One order of tiddies, coming right up!
William Edwards
Hahaha i havent talked to an irl woman in years ha
Hunter Robinson
>WHY CAN'T 2D WOMEN BE REAL
WHY CAN'T 2D WOMEN BE REAL
>WHY CAN'T 2D WOMEN BE REAL
WHY CAN'T 2D WOMEN BE REAL
>WHY CAN'T 2D WOMEN BE REAL
WHY CAN'T 2D WOMEN BE REAL
Colton Brown
Post more scenarios I'd last ten seconds
Zachary Ross
Bumping this thread for it's innate potential
Joshua Collins
Lurker here. Ill bump also
Brandon Ramirez
I wanna fuck you in the ass and pop a nut in your insides if you catch my drift
Dominic Wright
>ass
>not her fertile pussy
Shit taste senpai.
Jack Garcia
I dont wanna risk having a bastard son. Certainly not with a beach thot
Aaron Ortiz
>not using plan B as needed.
> im going to imply not wanting to make sweet child baring love to a female.
Brandon Brooks
Why are you spilling water on your titties? Isn't it cold?
Kayden Murphy
Yeah the cold is why she's doing it.
Nathaniel Miller
Implying you aren't a trash bin of a human being, are there women who actually find it hot when men haven't seen anyone else naked or had sex before?
Jackson Price
>Not using the combined weight of your bastard son and dick to break her mind and reshape it to your liking.
Plebian teir taste desu.
Adam Thompson
This. I want to know too. I guess the real whorish sluts would, but aren't the hyper whore's usually fucked in the head or they're not as intimidating/they're easier so it wouldn't be hot anyway?
Hudson Smith
My dicks kinda burnt right now from some overwashed boxers, it would hurt.
Dominic Ross
I'm wondering this because i don't think there are many dudes who AREN'T into the thought of fucking a virgin.
I guess virgins would cum quickly, but the thought of telling a virgin girl how to give a handjob or a blowie makes me want to cream desu, and i don't understand why girls wouldn't be the same.
Brody Scott
Making a guy cum requires a lot less skill than a girl. And that's what everyone cares about
Easton Adams
A girl doesn't have to orgasm to get off user.
And women are easier to get off then you can possibly imagine.
You just got with a broken girl or suck at it.
Lord help you if you suck at it and she's broken but demands pleasure.
Jordan Thomas
>read in morty's voice
I hope it kills your erection as well
Owen Rivera
>Morty
>Actually doing this shit ever for any reason.
David White
>TFW a girl will never be this excited be with me
LET ME BLEED WATCH ME DIE
Adrian Anderson
The sad thing about me is that I ogled her feet before I ogled anything else. Nudist beaches are a waste of effort on me when I can visit a normal beach and get just as much fun.
Jace Miller
2D girls are so retarded