>be me >24 year old boomer >no life >Decide to work out for longer periods of time. >do this for a week >men and women start nodding smiling saying hi etc. >another week passes >random Chad greets me >"what's up man!" >predatorhandshake.jpeg >random boomer milf on treadmill starts talking to me >*taps my shoulder* >"Sorry I just hate awkward silences" >proceeds to talk about her gym pet peeves for 30min >"So any girls you like here?" >blush.jpeg >"See you tommarow user" >ottermode twink starts talking to me in the locker room about motorbikes. >Actual boomer and I talk about sports for 40 min
What's going on? It's not like I've done anything different than when I did shorter workouts.
>Boomer What is this thing where everyone's a boomer?
Kayden Morales
Lurk more
Luis Sanchez
he's 24 years old, of course he's a boomer
Noah Diaz
Born before 2000 = boomer for Jow Forums, yeah it's dumb
Carter Bennett
i am on the chan since '10 and this Boomer shit is one of the freshest memes I witnessed
Michael Mitchell
>that 13 year old boomer who calls 90s kids boomers
Brayden Fisher
Anyone born after 9-11-2001 is so materialistic and cuckholded that they really have nothing on their elders. Granted, the youth will always be pissed off that their elders aren't fixing problems. Nor shold the elder shunt all the problems on the "muh next generation that wll save the world" BS.
I never squeeze, I kind of turn my hand into a "wall" of sorts. I hadn't even noticed I was doing that until reading up on this shit.
Zachary Murphy
See
Wyatt Bennett
>user breaks free from autism
Dominic Thompson
When talking to norimes what do you suggest I talk about? Not every person gives a shit about you're split or meal plan.
Jaxon Myers
Pre-2005 is boomercore
Luke Fisher
my man gots some pheromones. >longer workouts >more sweat >more pheromones released Everyone in the gym subconsciously has the desire to know who you are user.
Michael Ramirez
>missing the point of the boomer meme
Josiah Allen
explain, I am stupid
Xavier Campbell
The Boomer meme is your average Jow Forums use (wojack) who has grown up but still comes here as the demographics of the site change (people born 1980-1995 to people who don't remember 9/11). It's people who feel like they're becoming their parents (real Boomers).
Juan Butler
Is this really a thing
Easton Cox
It's a cunning Monster advertising campaign.
Easton Gomez
How the hell do you see the same people every day? At my 20 hour gym there's no to people who appear at the same time on every day.
not really man, just things like asking if you want a spotter, or like saying that's a nice shoulder press
Juan Howard
I lied
Camden Garcia
people at my gym always say hi and try to talk to me, they even invite me out for drinks regularly but I'm to anxious to really contribute to that camaraderie so I avoid them as much as possible.
David Smith
R.I.P. I've been going to my university gym for just over one year and I've never had a stranger talk to me.
Mm. There are actually a fair amount of pretty built guys, but almost everyone keeps to themselves, though I see the Chads, and manlet roiders stick together.
Nathan Cox
Yep they do, weird to have uni guys doing roids
Kayden Ortiz
those are called zoomers
Christopher Russell
Yeah, and it's almost always the ones with these. Always the meatheads.
People see you workin out longer and assume you have more willpower and thus assume you are a better person and want to be around you. Also since you are their longer just statistically better chance of social interaction.
Hunter Gutierrez
>not being a juggernaut I don't have time to fill up at the fountain, I only have time to pump
when I used to go to the uni gym I carried a half gallon jug of milk, it was awesome
Camden Morales
Just smoke more crack bro
Blake Nguyen
>Go to the gym 4 times a week for 2 years >Never once had anyone talk to me >Go to gym with dad >Literally everyone in the gym knows him by name and says hi >He’s only been going for a year or so >Explain this boomer shit
I came here when I was 12 like 10 years ago and was an active user since I was 14. It's so weird to think there's probably a shit load of little kids on here larping as adults
Benjamin Hughes
same except I know why no one comes up to me. its because I look angry when I go lift.
