What the fuck is up with roastie demands

what the fuck is up with roastie demands

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i think shes joking ya

This is what happens when girls get orbited their whole life

i think she is fine honestly except for the dont message me first bit

There comes a point where pussy just isn't worth it.

>open relationships
Lemme just slide the fuck out of this DM

Pussy is worthless unless its underage

This but unironically and totally original

What's the difference between an Open relationship and a fuck buddy?

how does one even approach such a creature?

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its being fuck buddies but with all the responsibilities of a non open relationship

>hey
>it's Chad
>I disagree with your entire list of criteria
>and also I'm sending this message
>so when you wanna fug?

Purple hair is the mark of the beast. Poison. Do not eat.

>please don't, i'll message you first
>send me a message with an asterisk, i'll respond

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>underbite
fooken dropped, mayt

sent
lets see if she replies

On one hand, I adore puns. On the other, what the fuck

What dating site is this from, never seen it before

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Reminds me of this. They are insane.

okcupid
fucking roastie could be lurking here
no reply yet
can try more girls if anons want

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There's nothing wrong with having preferences but it seems kind of red-flaggish to list them that way.

>boat tattoo
It's funny because what people like to call boats.

>I groan at people who don't proofread their profiles

What a cringey pseud. She's trying way too hard to seem witty and quirky, ugh. Hate girls like that.

Tell her you will meme her out

If she messages you, tell her that "underbites" aresn't in your list of criteria

The internet should have been made illegal in 2006 so that only people willing to risk jail time would be on it

since she doesn't reply, i tried two others a couple of days ago - one is online the other isn't but worth a try anyway
link me some good input and i'll send

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this girl is red flags written all over her
trust me man, you dont want to date a girl with BPD like this

>how does one even approach such a creature?

A better question is why would you?

>said the person with the pedophilia reference in their profile
share memes?

sent lets see if this one replies

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