> what's the tea sis?
ITT: Phrases you hate
>What's cracking?
>Whats up?
even though they see exactly what im doing
anything with "yall" "we be" or nigger dialect in general
>what's the tea sis?
What the fuck does this even mean?
Is this some euro shit?
>Are you taking the piss?
No do you think I'm in a bathroom right now? I don't understand these brits
"Big dick energy"
And anything of a 'sassy' dialect. YASS QUEEN SLAY kinda shit.
>ya'll
It's not their fault English lacks a second person plural pronoun.
mate you dont know shit eh.
You is both singular and plural.
it kind of translates to
>Who're we shittalking today
you ruined it this was a dragon ball themed thread you dirty faggot
I hate when people say "bud". Like "how's it going today bud". To me it sounds like something you say to a child and I cringe even if it's not towards me.
It means gossip, you dumb cac.
>what's the tea sis
>this tea is hot sis
>this tea tew much sis
>spill the tea sis
>tfw ironically say these when men are gossiping about celebrity's private lives like a bunch of fucking women
You damn well know that's a terribly, inefficient system. Y'all exists because of this lack of distinction.
The use of "you" as singular pronoun came after its plural use which came after its use as a formal singular when society was focusing on "proper" ways to act that was more focused on bringing the whole to a singular being.
Thou/thee/thy/thine was for a while the distinctive singular pronoun until society decided that singular pronouns and any individuality, authenticity, individuality was looked down on. That it no longer exists is nonsensical. Having no distinctive difference between singular and plural in the second person only weakens the efficiency of communication.
Then the solution is obvious: we go back to using thou/thee/thy/thine.
It's black/hip hop culture shit. Popularized from an old 80s song, ironically by a white woman/transracial pioneer/Rick James' old fling Teena Marie in the song 'Square Biz'.
>"I'm gonna hip you to the tea"
Agreed. It's not even old English as people think it is; it's early modern, but the general meme around old English and some annoying Shakespeare comparisons keep people from accepting something that makes sense. I realize it's autistic, but it does solve a huge linguistical gap in an otherwise efficient language.
I never know how to answer this wuestion so always awkwardly mumble "h-hey"
Just say what's up back. "What's up" is originally negrospeak so I just listened to how they respond when someone asks them what's up. They just say what's up again.
Not really a phrase, but I can't stand the word "sis"
>The feels
>Oof
>Be like
>Bruh
>Senpai
>Nigga
>Friendo
>Problematic
Huh, never knew they filtered that one.
>see yah later alligator/in a while crocodile
>what's the sitch
>what's shakin bacon
>blacks are people too
>how's it hanging