When was the last time you orignally made a girl laugh?

stop trying to turn this board into reddit
not everyone has to have the exact same opinions to post on a board

>ts almost as if youre all deluded and have no self awareness and whenever someone calls you on your hypocritical delusions, you pull out the "r9k isnt one person" excuse.
>implying we're a hivemind that agrees on everything
normie, you're on the wrong website.

My hypocrisy? Mine? I have made neither a women hate thread or a woman laugh thread. "I" have no foot in this argument. R9k isn't a collective you buffoon, people can coexist with different attitudes towards women.

i just a few hours ago when i went to the deli and asked for one of everything
i fucking leak charisma
speaking words good is easy
i'd crush mad pink if only i gave a shit to

probably today, if not today then yesterday. feels good not being autistic

Yesterday. I am not inept at being with girls, just avoidant and never approach them.

uh-huh. whatever you guys have to tell yourselves.

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Last time I saw one probably. I'm pretty charming when I want to be.

Does nervous laugh count? Then I made most girls in school laugh when I joked about shooting up the school

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The only suitable use for r9k is as an ego boost and reminder that at least you aren't as big of a fuckup as the autists here.

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How old are you, honestly?

This is worse than being an autist, you realize that right?

See pic related, words can't describe how disgusted I am right now. Just fucking bail on the thread if you're that stubborn, acting like a smug asshole only further tarnishes your position.

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the majority are pathetic thirsty beta losers like OP, but there's a minority of actual woman haters

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old enough to recognize hypocrisy. most of the time you all act like you all believe the same things, you act like "DURRR WE HATE ROASTIES"

next second theres a "id love to suck a girls toes after theyve been dipped in dog shit" thread.

fact of the matter is a board can't hate something and love something at the same time. sorry. you all are deluded. give it up.

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>but there's a minority of actual woman haters
aye, yo whaddup, that's me
cunts a fucc
i can't be asked to give a shit

Around 15? 16?

>a board can't hate something and love something at the same time
You're new aren't you?

Today, my momma and my granny

>most of the time you all act like you all believe the same things
Why do you think we're all on the same page with every topic, the reason this board continues to be popular is because of the discourse not because of whatever cohesion you're delusional mind has hallucinated.

Imagine being invisible to girls

hey, pal, you just bIow in from stupid town?

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I jus want a gf dude is that too much to ask?

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just kinda go with it, i guess i do and think nothing of it. but then again i did practically disassociate myself with trying to get a girlfriend, so maybe i just need to be more open.

>live in yuropooria
>can't cosplay with guns
I HATE IT HERE I HATE BEING A KEK JUST NUKE US ALREADY

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yea because r9k is literally the same 3-4 people posting

kys retard

When I showed her my small peepee.

at work, but i don't have the confidence to introduce myself to attractive women.

i just feel too ugly on the inside and outside.

There's this girl that sits next to me in class, I make her laugh all the time, yet she's as indifferent to me as everyone else. I fell for the meme bros, in reality women only care about looks.

This, though I'm not convinced the same people who make women hate threads are the same ones who make "when was the last time you made a girl laugh" threads.
Unless that person is bipolar

cheer up yurocuck, and least you're not as bad as Australia

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>lol wtf is a maymay and confirmation buy-ass like omg seriously lmao dumb virgins xD

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>it's almost as if there's an easy and simple rebuttal to the shitty logical fallacy you keep spamming
really made me think

what did he say that made her react like that? I want to know the story

i hate women and i make them laugh, suck on that

oi m8 u havin a go

>dat leg jiggle

Hnnng

umm... okay sweaty ur just flat out wrong lol k bye

Eh i think last week, thing is idk if sometimes i make them laugh because of a joke or me being stupid

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When was the last time a girl made you laugh, Jow Forums?

Oh, right, women can't be funny.

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im not a jester so never.

thought i was the only one who noticed. god damn i bet tem piss flaps clap.

decent orig bait 7/10

>Implying it's hard to make people laugh

Getting people to laugh is only difficult for the most socially unadjusted weirdos, and getting women to laugh is no different.

Equating that in some way to attraction or "Having a chance" just proves you are literally a fucking retard.

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>female coworker "Oh god it's so hot out, I smell like a man"
>Oh shit I cant imagine what that must be like
>female coworker "pffff"

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Probably when I tripped over on some ice in the street last winter.

women do make me laugh sometimes but it is definitely a broken clock being right twice a day kind of thing.

Spray her with mens deodorant and say "now you smell fresh like a man".

Yesterday. Made a girl friend of mine laugh so hard her boyfriend got jealous and punched me. Little did he know I'm actually a fag and aa masochist so not only I wasn't trying to hit on her but I enjoyed getting punched by him. Very hot.

Were suppose to make them laugh?

you picked a bad time to get lost, friend

reddit.com/r/Jow Forums/
back you go :)

I made my sister laugh yesterday, I tried to slide by her on my socks and tripped, fell on my butt and she laughed so hard she had coffee coming out of her nose. Not sure if that counts.

Today. I asked the instructor when was break time and the retard started laughing, she laughs at everything. Pretty sure she's a crackhead