>Mom found the smegma convulsor
Mom found the smegma convulsor
Robert Allen
Daniel Johnson
>grandpa found the toenail topiary
Eli Sullivan
>sister found the anal oubliette
Hudson Parker
Father located the communist semen jellyfish in the urethral secretion bucket
Ian Evans
>dear daddy discovered the deactivated delicious doodoo dream delicacy
Xavier Mitchell
>tfw when mommy funds the pee pee poo poo cummie storage unit
Carter Turner
>keeper found the abattoir
Isaac Lee
>granny fell into the semen sea
i dont think she's coming back lads
Matthew Carter
>sis found the cumderwear
Xavier Flores
>hitler found petberg
Nathaniel Cooper
>Babysitter found the chocolate fondue
Sebastian Rodriguez
>SS officer found the secret attic
Bentley King
>mother found the box of dragon dildoes
Kayden Hall
>dad discovered the dragon dildo dungeon
Jack Price
Aunt found the chin-gravy boat
Nolan Martin
>the plumber found the cum drain
Jason Sanchez
>cousin found the nuclear reamer
Jacob Johnson
>brother discovered the puke pantry
Kayden Cruz
>mom noticed i masturbate occasionally.
damn
Parker Roberts
>Gramps discovered the cum and gum rum
Bottoms up lads
Nolan Miller
Brother found the jizz jukebox
Mason Green
>dad put his face in the cum towel
Asher Long
>the delivery boy starved to death in the phallus labyrinth
Jace Peterson
>sister found the jizz core
Henry Brown
>brother bothered the ass ants
I guess he thought it was a normal antfarm, little did he know they're no longer fed with sugar water kek
Hunter Torres
>boss found the cumburger
>customer accidentally got the fetus nuggets
Brayden Scott
>mom found the mommy moisturizer
Aiden Diaz
>Grandmommy gutted the grundle golem
I'll have to start all over again!
Caleb Smith
>Montgomery Marseilles Mortimer of the Maximilian house of Mortimer moved as towards mecca through the massive margins of his most uncertainly modest mansion made his by his mother's father Magnesun M. Maximilian, a money magnate from mining, to the moist and mildewed manganese mine that sat miles below the manor, to try and make truth of the monstrous myth that may be there. Mustering up he made miscalculated steps in the murky mellow dark of the monolithic man-made spaces among the metamorphic masses and most monstrous mining machines, he measured the mine's meters but could not make his mind on how many steps he had made. Before he could mutter another mental meditation on his next move he saw it, the milky, maroon mist making its way in mysterious movements towards Montgomery. He could not make matters of the monstrous and mysterious moment, to think such a Machiavellian manifestation could manifest, to think the man-mutilating malachite-eyed monster of the Maximilian mines really was material. How morbid, how misfortune, thought Montgomery, that his moronic meddlesomeness moved him to his own mortality.
My maker, my master, my god how macabre.
Jaxson Davis
/thread
Obviously original
John Williams
>that instagram screenshot
Ian Baker
>sister discovered the nuclear incest distributor
Robert Bell
>mother found the lactation losenges
Leo Torres
>Dear mother found the dried semen soldier figures
She threw them all away, even the cannons, life isn't fair...
Samuel Taylor
>dad found the trap sex slave