Hey Jow Forums today we make a gainzcake

Hey Jow Forums today we make a gainzcake.

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Please proceed. I'm already naked.

Render bacon.

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Yay dino is back

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1lb ground beef and 2 cups of rice

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Bean
Sardine

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Posting in a DT thread. Welcome brother.

put me in the REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT IN HER SLEEP

Sardines? wouldn't anchovies go better?

Damn I never thought I'd catch one live

Have you SEEN his house?
It's deens or nothin.

Bruh you live in a crack house or soemthing ?

4 eggs to help bind it.

You kidding? Crack would actually RAISE the property value at this point.

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ditto, buckle up

Blend egg.

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THE ENTIRE INTERNET IS SPREADING WORD OF THIS THREAD
STANDBY FOR GREATNESS

Jesus Christ

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just use a whisk you sick fuck

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a fan?

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That's a fucking weapon

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thats actually pretty ingenious.

Oh boy here we go

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seems that his wire hanger whisk has been replaced by this marvel of ingenuity.

>another lonely Saturday night
>get to ignore it for a bit in a DinoTendies thread
based

>2 cups of rice
cooked or uncooked?

In a perfect world, gadgets like this would not exist.


But this is not a perfect world

the absolute madman

In this episode of Crackhead Meets Meathead...

>Hey Jow Forums today we make a gainzcake.
my body is not ready please continue

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These threads bring out the cringiest fucking redditors.

Include me in the screencap

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oof that makes me a lil uncomfortable famalam

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Now this is aesthetic

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Holy fuck it's working

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that globe is a great counter accent

Wut

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How fucking lazy are you that you need a machine to do 10 seconds of whisking?

Thread theme..

youtu.be/KmwC_EaAE8k

Oh no he's busting out gifs

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Ok we blended the egg

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You are a national treasure dino

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Ebic

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Can't say this wasn't expected.

jesus christ!

jesus christ

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whats the macros on blood?

i have no words

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How's Wendy doin?

What's the quart of sprinkles for?

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Now the fun begins

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oh jesus what

he's bleeding holy fuck my sides

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oh no no no

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This just got good

oh dude what the fuck don't consume your own blood

Business as usual I see. Carry on.

He needs to reabsorb his lost gains

>not consuming your own blood
never going to make it

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I fucking love you OP

Save a litte grease

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Seriously though, OP is a genius at cutting.
>Get a bag of blood extracted
>Make blood pudding, blood sausage, blood soup, whatever
>Can eat as much of it as you want and you'll only lose weight

I don't really see the appeal of these threads. If you want stupid randum shit go watch how2basic or something.

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...

Put me in the screencap

put me in le screencap !

2 plates? do we have guest?

you're damn right I'm never gonna make it, I only come to Jow Forums when dinotendies makes a thread

how badly did you cut yourself?

Oh its left and right here to join the party.

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I'm just here to have fun man

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BIG TIME CUTE

oh boy

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wat

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How do you know which is each?

i hate being allergic to cats

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please do not add kitten to ingredients list

feed them your blood

yes yes

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my dude i think you need more then ripped tatters to cover up that mixxer wound.

Have you ever eaten an animal you've hunted?

pan fried? that shit needs to go in the oven big dino

That adventure time glass on the back
noice

He is a madman but not cruel

my mouth is watering

dripping blood on the stove m8...

He's been doing a thread every few days, I've seen 3 or 4. His threads brighten my day!

The black marks on their eyes. So i call them left and right.

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Oi mate, you should really visit a hospital. That shit looks serious.

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