I've just come homw from a disco.
>I drank
>I smoked
>I fucking danced for at least half an hour
Now it's almost 5 AM and I'm lying in my bed listening to Strange Days by The Doors while a literal incel friend of mine made out with a girl.
Hold me
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whatever you do, don't look at porn right now. it would be the easiest thing ever and kelp you sleep, but don't do it? ok?
You are a disgrace to your fellow Muslims, Schicklgruber.
>The Doors
I dunno, sounds like a good time to me.
OP nears the SIXTH GREAT REVELATION:
* Clubs are shit return on investment for picking up chicks and you can be shit in club environments and great in others.
What other places ?
Personnally, I prefer your everyday mall/bookstore etc..
None of you are drunk and playing that public clup persona
It's way more unexpected and more of a roleplay fantasy for her than being hit on in a club
You're not competing with loud music, obnoxious friends, other dudes, the feeling you need to puke, etc...
I don't like clubs anyway, I like bars, but when I go out I'm there to spend time with the people I came with. Unless you move around in a pack of 6+ people, leaving your group is kind of self-centered and rude, especially if you're the connecting point between different people who don't know one another that well
Sounds like you’re the actual incel and not your friend.
1) Get friends.
2) Ask them if they know any single qts.
3) ???
4) profit
>Hitler's Table Talk
Literally fake news
strange days is my fucking favorite album.
But your life sounds shit, take the traditionalist pill.
It´s way better
the Jow Forumstard who denies that Hitler, while being a man of scientist, was an avid supporter of Islam.
Always wondered if Hitler was a Paganfag, since he basically just wanted a more militarized european religion
incel /poltard/s get back to your containment board
>aesthetic as fuck
lol
/his/ keking softly in the distance
Man dancing is so much fun. Seriously everyone should get good at dancing
>being normal
Oh no, that will never work. What we autists need to do is work work work work work for years in solitude until one day we reveal our PERFECT, 100% scienced personalities developed through rigorous study of evolutionary psychology, linguistics, and pheromones. Then we'll get ALL the chicks to let us nut in their mouths.
Come on, anyone with a basic knowledge of the Nazis knows Hitler was OBSESSED with the occutlt and german pagan religions
>not having a secret black sun tattoo
Did you try approaching any women? And talking to them? With your mouth? By making words?
Well said
Any advice. I realize this is what normal people do but I don't really know how to cold open with girls at parties and at the bookstore or gym and stuff.
people keep telling me to
>talk to girls as of I talked to men
but I don't talk to men, I don't want to talk to men, men have literally nothing I'd want so I see no single reason why I should go and talk to them
Not really, Himmler was though
>not realizing the third Reich put huge emphasis on physical fitness
>not realizing the West would be better off if Hitler won
you're not going to make it juden
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