I wish I had a suicidal best friend to kill myself with

I wish I had a suicidal best friend to kill myself with.

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>i wish i had a sucidal best friend so we wouldn't feel like killing ourselves

What you said is an oxymoron.

I've been thinking about it a lot lately, does that count?

>What you said is an oxymoron.
Oh fuck! I better delete my post!

Where you from?
Don't worry, just edti it.
Edit: *edit

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Why kill yourself when you can chase happiness instead?

Oh fuck yeah, dude! Drop your discord and maybe we can meet up

>still thinks happiness exists
Take the blackpill buddy.

Pointless.
Location please.

California, United States. Nice dubs btw

That's really far away so sorry.

i can be your suicidal best friend
the downside being that because you're my best friend my desire to prevent you from dying will override my desire to die.

That won't work out, I kill myself in 52 more days.

You can always do it with us user, just post the live can like that dude that waved us happily before blowing his head off with a shotgun

Why would distance matter if your killing yourself?
Might as well have a awesome road trip on the way.

>When you do a suicide pact with a friend but only one person kills themselves.

Trust nobody not even yourself.

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thats why i called it a downside, and i know you wouldnt go for it

I'm not using a gun.
A massive roadtrip to meet up with someone I don't know or care for is too hectic and I'm already trying to calm my nerves as it is.

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Why 52?

The goal I set in 2016 mainly to spite someone.

I wish I had a non-suicidal best friend to travel/go swimming/do drugs/go drinking/go clubbing and partying with

or just a friend

or anyone

yeah, double suicide sounds nice. if a cute girl offered me a pill with a lethal dose of fentanyl or would inject me with a lethal dose of heroin, id take up her offer. im just so tired

Same but it's not fun unless you like them. Don't make that awkward mistake.

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that would be fine with me, if some cute girl would be willing to be with me in my final moments, id be happy

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