What’s the male equivalent of being a woman and having a size d-cup breasts?

What’s the male equivalent of being a woman and having a size d-cup breasts?

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being chad with a 10x8

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probably a six pack i dont know id say dick but thats not brought right to the forefront liketitties are

Being 6’3”/6’4”. I’m 5’10” and the difference is astounding. You ever see a really hot girl with b cups then a girl same hotness with d cups and she rocks them flawlessly? That’s what it’s like lol

Being 6'3

Breasts are LITERALLY biological cope to compete with other woman with great asses. The A cup, even a small A cup (basically non-existent breasts) mammary gland still produced enough milk to provide for the baby and then some. The hips, however, don't lie. You cannot fake a nice ass - and not only is it indicative of athletic prowess, health, etc, but also of a nice birthing capacity; Remember, the human animal is absolute shit when it comes to birth. Not only is it painful for the woman, but outside of modern day medical care, there is an extremely high risk of death or severe injury to the mother and child.

Before I get poo-poo'd on for not liking kazar milkers, I'll tell you that YES, I am an ass man through and through (SNIFF TIER EVEN), but I won't deny a nice rack is nice to play with. However, I never fall for the thot's clevage game. I do not give money to whores, I do not get bested by women I'm not actively sleeping with, and if I tip a female worker, it's because she did a good job. I'm so sick of these fat cow tits being hoisted about as if I gave a damn. I'm not falling for it and neither should you.

Therefore, the big-tit equivalent of a D-cup breast, is probably the over-machismo and loud attitude of cope men. When men are without substance and lack self-esteem, they often cope with an over-the-top alpha attitude, usually without class or merit. The typical example would be Rich Piana, however, at least Rich was a somewhat successful businessman and public figure. Imagine Rich Piana without his real estate money or YouTube channel... (R.I.P.)

Making six figures.
At least $100,000/year.

Chestlet, you're trying too hard

From what I’ve seen? Hight. I’m starting to look better at 5’10” but I’ll never be able to surpass someone who is is 6’3” they’re simply bigger.

ok thunder thighs, whatever you say

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This height is visible at any time just like tiddies but other shit like money you have to show it somehow

being between 6'3-6'5

white male 6'2+

So does this mean as a 5'6 """"male"""" im the equivalent of a fat girl? (except i cant even lose it) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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A horsecock

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it's the equivalent of being a flat chested girl

No
5'6" male is equivalent to a short fat girl with no tits or ass if you can imagine

D-cups are average though. People think they are bigger than they actually are. Also with tits it definitely isn't all about the size but shape and perkiness and the how the nipples look are all big factors too.

This, genetics is cope.

jesus fuck why does this chink even have those glasses on

It's average only because the fatties keep proliferating.

Based

I'm 5'7" with some shit stacked on top, almost 5'8", and I've been with hot girls and guys before, and I'm currently dating an awesome guy.
The height thing is a meme. It's confidence and generosity that are appealing. You don't even need good money or status, just be generous and confident and treat them well.
The reason dangly skeletons get hot girls is because they have confidence from their height. I'm awkward as fuck but I own it, and I live it, and I can get with a wide variety of people.
Height is a meme, to an extent. Unless you're shorter than 5'5", you're pretty solid on the dating pool, and only vapid people who prefer a trophy they can wrap their arm around will outright demand a specific height requirement above 6'.
Anything less and they'll probably just want to peg you if they're a chick.

>be yourself

Being tall, its as instantly visible as nice tits and itches their/your brain in the same way

(You)

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Short anons, don't get so caught up about your height. I'm 6'2, Jow Forums and still can't get girls because I'm autistic/shy. Height is not everything

Based and redpilled

How does being awkward as fuck but owning it work?

Being above 6'2, slightly muscular and not obese

It's being tall - about 6'2"
It's an immediate turn on for most women, just like a nice pair of d-cups on display is for a man

D is literally average so it woulf just be some skinnyfat guy who does football on a weekend.

Not how it works you mong. A fat person can have huge breasts at 40B.

>tfw i am AA cup

why even live :(

pls be in london

There's a lot more % of men who like small tits than women who like small dicks.

absolutely based and redpilled, M'Sire

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A D? Literally a 5'10 guy who vaguely goes to the gym but never sees any progress. The average breast size in my country is a 32D.

The guy with a six pack, 6'0, 1/2/3/4 is the equivalent of a 30G.

There's small (B cup) and then there's nonexistent. My fucking gyno is bigger than AA.

Back on work break - it works because you're just you. If someone points it out just be like "Yeah I know." Don't apologize for some shit like that, just be who you are, and do it with confidence, and people will find it attractive.
I'm awkward but by no means am I autistic, that's a realm of sperg I hope to never go down.
You'd also be surprised at how many people are awkward as well. Many people, even very attractive ones, are particular about appearances, about every little thing they say. Just be yourself, own who you are, do it with confidence, and don't be a penny pinching asshole when you're with your date.
If you want burgers go to a mom and pop shop or even Appleshits.
You want Asian food go to a Japanese restaurant with sushi made on order, not some Chinese buffet.
You want to see a movie, go to the regal theater or Imax shit, not the budget theater.
And if you're awkward, do it to make them laugh, act goofy to make them lower their guard and think you're some jovial, kind hearted, perfect man for them.
And if you don't like them, do what I did, and get them pregnant and force either a DNA test or abortion as their only options. Guess which option they went with.

This

no because there are a lot of ugly people who are tall
just look at Jow Forums

How do we get past the autism/shyness. My inability to do so is making me depressed

Most guys would happily go for a girl with huge breasts and an average face over some plank with a good face.

Methamphetamine

Just get Gyno and get a solid A or even B.

im honestly not sure about that, there are very few girls with huge titties who arent fat

There are plenty. Otherwise shops would never sell 30F or above. It's only 30H you have to start looking online retailers.

Arms. Don't skip them curls and skullcrushers brehs.

i dont care about bras dude im talking about actual women i see irl on a daily basis

Then you are probably of an age where social groups have separated based on looks, in my circle alone there's a 32H girl and a 30F. It's uncommon but not rare.

the girls considered the best looking almost never have huge boobs

Cope

>outing yoursels as an incel
yikes

Sad cope

tits is always just an extra, face is a lot more important

Face is important but I've been in a relationship with a beautiful facially girl with zero chest and i found sex just unpleasant. I'm single now but i would never go for it again.

> D
> big
You have to be a pajeet with this idea that D is huge. It's the point at which you might notice a girl has breasts, not any remarkable point. AA, A and B are flat.

the ability to maintain eye contact

this is the biggest cope post I've ever read lmao

listen here baby girl...

Stature

Height.

>nearly all genetics
>visible at all times
>turns heads when you enter rooms
>both men and women respect both

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youre a bislut that will fuck anything. You have no authority

$$$$

Amen

T. An ass man who prefer small titties

Aka a failure whose brain readjusted its desires to go for less sexual dimorphic females so as to avoid competition with better men

Calm down spergzoid

smol is best

Mad surfboard posts

legendary post

100% this

nice sass, I also enjoy ass

What is the equivalent of beeing 5'2,5"?

face>tits>ass

flat is justice

pic related, it's you 5 minutes before you wrote this post

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6'2" here, it helps but you still have to be somewhat lean and interesting. Lots of tall incels out there

Also tall and scrawny is beta af

I'd honestly rather not see videos of christina hendricks, it actually hurts that women that beautiful exist but ill never see because i live in bongistan.

You mean kinda like almost everyone else of the world population that won't ever see her?

She has ugly feet.

>implying great men don't pursue badonkadonks
Pleb.

And there are fat woman with big boobs

TOWERING a girl

Not even close. I see fat girls dating fit guys who I guess have a fetish or no self esteem once in a while. I’ve never seen a guy under 5’9” with an attractive girl. At 5’6” you’re like a fat girl with no hygiene (acne, greasy, etc), a huge chin, and a lazy eye.

Shut up dumb thot

lol shut up thot

the attractive part about women is fat
breast, belly, buttocks, thighs

Being 6’0” is so fun. Sure, we still aren’t ideal to women, because with statements like “swipe left if you’re under 6’” or “please be over 6’”, we only barely satisfy the former and only technically satisfy the latter if we’re between 6 and 6’1, which isn’t gonna impress anyone. But I tell you, we are the tip-top of the manlet pyramid. We don’t have to worry about 6’1” and up because they live on a completely separate, better plane of existence. But all those little guys beneath us rely entirely on our mercy. It’s always great when some turbomanlet faggot like this guy claims to be taller than he is. When a 5’10” or 5’11” little man boy says “yeah, I’m about 6’0””, there is nothing I love more than putting a shit-eating smirk on my face and saying “waaiiiiiit a second, if I’M 6 feet tall, and you’re SHORTER than me, then how can you be 6 feet tall too?”. If they said it because a woman they wanted to impress was present, you can see a look of pity wash over her face as she looks at him, taking in the one or two inches of space above his hair where his forehead should be. Alternatively, we can be merciful if we like the manlet and let him make his claim. We are Gods, and we giveth and taketh away.

fucking brutal

based

low test alert

brutal, what do women think when they are tit-mogged ?

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small wee wee

Not really a thing. Too many guys openly prefer smaller breasts, or at least don’t care much/at all about the size for women to be self conscious. Height for men is womething that nearly every woman prefers to be well above average, that’s why height mogging works.

>I'm awkward but by no means am I autistic
Now I'm confused. I thought Jow Forums used those terms as synonyms. How exactly do you beleive you're awkward?

>I didn't like something so most people don't like it either.