That one lesbian girl who flirts with you.
That one lesbian girl who flirts with you
I got 3 in my life ;_;
*licks her armpits*
>tfw had a lesbian friend with beautiful big boobs who was into cosplay
>still stalk her insta/kikebook
>did 2b cosplay recently
w e w wanked so much over that pic you could feed and entire village for a month with the amount of semen
Why do they do that?
>lesbian girl I know makes flirty comments all the time
>one time she shows up with her butch girlfriend, "hey look honey is user ripped or what?"
> t-thanks
Share the insta then, let us all appreciate the robot butt.
>talks about pictures
>doesn't post pictures
>that one lesbian girl
>tiny blonde that acts like a fucking child
>sees me at the bar and starts talking with me again
>staring into my eyes
>punches me in the arm
>squeals and runs to the jukebox
she browses /cgl/ so im scared anyway fuck you its my wank gf
It will never cease to amaze me how good manga is at knowing exactly what gets me going.
POST PIC
Lesbian is just a code for Jew-brainwashed degenerate, looking for identity after being systematically mindfucked away from identifying with her genetic tribe. It’s trendy. She’s so random. They are “feminists” to the 95% of men they see, but Chad gets their anas on Friday (only if he chokes her).
The other type of lesbians are the trama-with-men types who are hiding. The fat ones, and or, uglies that never had a chance with men in the first place, who reject men before being rejected. Yeah, we never see through it. They mostly fantasize about men and mutually masterbate / split the rent.
There are very few actual lesbians. Some of them are actually pretty fun to be friends with - but you’ll probably find a unicorn first. They will explain how rare lesbians are better than me.
Pro tip: real lesbians don’t like trans faggots. Most are not sjws either. It’s the college “omg I like girls” lesbians that go to the alphabet parties. Then they degenerant further into shit with niggers, before finally hitting rock bottom as fat single mothers with mutts.
They hate trump.
i never thought id say something like this, but youre a bad 4chaner
Fuck you, then. You have the balls to brag about wanking to your friend but not enough to post the Instagram account. If she cosplays, and expecially cosplays a character as sexualized as 2B, she knows people will fap their dicks off to her pics.
But sure, keep being a pathetic pussy.
Holy fucking christ you're a crazy person.
Nothing is this simple. Nobody fits into such absurdly-easy categorization, where you take one thing plus another thing and then you just magically have the archetype that a person perfectly fits into.
You're fucking retarded.
> Jow Forums guys friends with lesbians
do this shit actually exist? I wouldn't imagine short haired tumblr dykes to be friends with BUFF and GOOD LOOKING guys (that arent gay) unless theyre shooting out of their leagues with tinder and hook up apps. you guys must be losers if your friends with these types of women and give them validation
>all lesbians are tumblr freaks
kek no my friend is redpilled as fuck though thi is euroland and lesbians enjoy alot of fun comments from new europeans redpilling them by force. she also tells me awful stories about discharge that come from her vagina though that is a downside
>BUFF and GOOD LOOKING guys (that arent gay)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
They always give compliments.
>thinking anyone on Jow Forums is BUFF or GOOD LOOKING
Its all estatting and taking pics from 3 year old posts
Hes not really wrong tho
>t. Lesbian
Swear to God every girl I fall in love with turns out to be a lesbian...
Three times it has happened.
happened to me twice
you're just ugly, bro. they're trying to be nice
Nah, I mean it as in I find a cute wifey material girl and next thing I know she's holding hands and kissing with another dyke.
Pretty hot but I'm no cuck.
I've had both girls i ever dated when i was younger turn lesbian.
Kinda sucks being known by my friends as the guy who turns girls around.
>Cgl
user we need to talk
Shcolomo please go.
>someone disagreed with me
>they must be Jewish
:^)
Please for the love of christ tell me there is porn of this girl
Based.
Never had one, since lesbians don't exist.
kittens chan
are we posting titty lesbians in this thread
Why the fuck an I so attracted to chicks that look like this?
Thanks my dude. Already busted a nut today but looks like I'm backing up for round 2
Based and redpilled
If you find out let a nigga know because I get all steamy just looking at 'em
>at the bar tonight
>tranny acquaintance has hot female gf
>she’s talking to me pretty flirty
>realize she isn’t wearing a bra and her nipples are quite noticeable under her skin right dress
fucking diamonds
Women with masculine haircuts...
I dunno man if a woman can pull off a masculine haircut and still look like a goddamn female I think that shits hot. Means she's extra purrty.