Memes aside, what are you robots opinion on Anal?

Memes aside, what are you robots opinion on Anal?

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would be willing to do it if I had a gf who was willing to let me.

i've had anal before. it takes extra time to prepare her asshole, get it lubed uo, and stretched out. most of the time it's not worth the trouble of trying to do anal, unless you're with a girl who is mentally programmed to be an anal slut. the most important thing is lube. if she's not lubed up, you're gonna have a bad time. anal feels really good and it's a very intense orgasm as compared to vaginal. some girls will even orgasm harder from anal than from vaginal. all in all it's a good treat that should be enjoyed every once in a while (2-4 times per month?), but not something to do every day.

Agree with the time put in is almost not worth it. Also once it's loose enough it just gets looser and looser until barely any grip. There's also nothing inside so it really only feels good on a portion of the penis.

The greatest gift a woman can give to the man she loves.

>Also once it's loose enough it just gets looser and looser until barely any grip
i concur. that's either good or bad depending on what you're looking for. i only invested the time to get her that loose once or twice. i usually only out enough effort in that i came in 5 strokes after i got it in

My first attempt at anal failed and was very stressful.
I'm turned off for good.

the girl really has to trust the guy, and if she's an anal virgin, it has to be eased into, preferably with a gradual training program. slowly associating pressure at the asshole with pleasurable experiences and working her up to more intense and direct anal stimulation. creating the pavlov's dog scenario might take as little as 2 days, or as much as 2 years. it just depends on the girl.

it's the only type of pornography I can get off to

Anal > vaginal. Everytime.

It stinks!

Original stink.

disgusting, poop comes from there

>no carlos
missed opportunity
that's hot

Anons this girl says she wants a threesome and she will only do you while getting fucked up the ass by her boyfriend. Do you do it? You're bottoming as a guy but topping the woman.

that screenshot is one of the hottest anal scenes of all time

Seems hot since it's like a other vagina but better.

Then you realize the intense permanent damage it can cause, the thorough cleaning you have to do before to get shit out,and then realize how much more careful with it you have to be than a vagina in sex. Also doesn't slide in nearly as well.

All in all, a bad gimmick. There's a reason why God said only vag sex in the holy bible.

Relevant:

>Decide to try it
>Spur of the moment decision
>Be on early 20s cheapskate budget
>Use the last few drops of cocoa butter lotion instead of lube
>Get in easily enough
>Couple strokes for a few minutes
>"Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow!"
>"Relax, it gets better."
>It didn't
>Start going a tiny bit faster
>Lotion starts wears off and causes friction
>"OH GOD, PULL OUT NOW!"
>Try to pull out
>"It burns! Too much!"
>"What do you want me to do!?"
>She buries face in pillow in defeat
>Dick stuck in girl's butthole like Excalibur in a rock
>Slowly and very awkwardly maneuver to the bathroom with dick still in girl's butt to get another bottle of lotion to lube penis free from clutches of cavernous shitter

>Pull out
>Little bit of fecal matter collected under corona of the penis (the indentation under the knob/tip)
>Miraculously this wasn't even the last time anal was done

Fin.

eating ass is infinity better than anal.
anal is only good if its with a mtf girly

Rocco Siffredi is a visionary
Mike Adriano is a perfecter and comedic genius

>Rocco "It's Only Smellz" Siffredi

Absolute legend!xD

I have a couple times. One of my favorites:
>cuddling, i was spooning her
>we take our clothes off
>i push my dick against her ass, unintentionally her asshole
>she starts winking her asshole
>get 10x more turned on as it felt good on my shaft
>decide to pluck the tip of my dick on her asshole
>she winks it even more
>begin to slowly push against that pressure
>tip slowly goes inside
>she starts rubbing her clit
>stick my dick halfway inside and fuck her like that

I came in her ass and it was one of the hardest cums of all times.

Fucked a trap before and the anal is great, but a lot of prep if you don't wanna get shit on your dick. It's also uncomfortable getting into it, especially if they're a virgin and not used to getting ass fucked.

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>>she starts winking her asshole

How long you think she'd been thinking bout trying it, but didn't say nothing? Sounds like she was pretty eager.

>Implying the trap didn't fuck damn near everybody on /soc/ before you.

I'm unironically obsessed with eating ass. I get so hard and literally drip precum. Is it the pheromones?

Is it different from assfucking a girl?

H-hot

Also all those fags in this thread acting like preparing a girls ass is hard work and not hot af.

It depends how you do it. If you don't like anal then it sure is a drag to do it. But if you like doing ass play then you can prepare her for days and make her walk around with a butt plug and stuff until she will beg you to fuck her up the ass.

You guys need to step up your game.

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Girl butt's more snug. The female sphincters are a bit tighter and the rectum's got an inch or 2 less in circumference and length which gives it a bit more grip.

nothin like havin those cheeks on your cheeks user.
nothin like it

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bump for some nice asshole talk

From 12-18 all I would fap to was straight anal porn
And then I finally was ready to admit I was gay

Never understood what the deal is with people saying anal is gay.

As if prefering a certain hole or the other is making you gay or straight. I am obsessed with anal but also with plump female asses and tits and the general girly character traits.

never had the desire to try it with a girl, i'm a bit disgusted by it.

i like to masturbate anally sometimes though, feels great and i can be absolutely sure that i'm clean.

i make sure that i only watch lesbian porn though, don't want to become gay.

I think that I don't fucking know how it feels cause I'm not a poser like the other posters on this thread

Fucking hilarious story lad.

Yeah, fun times. Even funnier looking back at it now.

What's the name of this thot again?

Casey Calvert, my nigga.

Anal is 10/10

My first gf gave me this fetish for life.

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Spit it out you worm.

Don't tease us.

>Spit it out you worm.
>Don't tease us.

What is there to tell, she enjoyed anal and we did it often.