How many girls have been on your dick since getting Jow Forums?

7, but while im big im still pretty chubby so some wouldn't call me Jow Forums

I bet they’re all ugly

im proud of you user

pussy is pussy, helps keep the testosterone up

0. I got laid a lot before I started lifting but now it's been a year without pusi. Feels kinda good to be honest. I'm just working a lot, training and relaxing on weekends while looking for wife material. Random sex just kinda loses it's appeal after a while I guess.

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zero

1, married to her and have been with her since 19. The only fit, healthy option.

hans, get the ovens

>skinnyfat
got laid somewhat consistently
>started working out - DYEL
lost interest in thots, tried serious dating. got laid occasionally.
>semi Jow Forums
found gf - get laid 4x/week

Zero. I'm on the longest dry spell I've had in my life since losig my virginity 6 years ago. I used to get lid by a new chick at least every 6 months as a skelly, now I'm bigger like ottermode+ and haven't been laid in a year.

Men seem to hit on me more though

I had the chance to lose my virginity and steal my friends girl in one night, but I decided not to because we've been friends for 5 years. did i fuck up?

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No, don't let these thots stray you away from the light

No. Thots are temporary, your boys are forever. Sounds cliche/cheesy but it's true. Don't fuck up your friendship for 5 minutes of pleasure.

So you was a virgin til then and after the first girl three months ago things just got easier for you mentally (more confidence for the 2nd and 3rd I guess) or what?

Zero
I have zero social skills and I am too afraid of going out despite my Jow Forumsness

being autistic is cute if you're attractive
if you're not attractive, however, it makes you a freak

You can always make new friends, faggot.

ALL OF THEM

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None
Haven't gone on a date/gotten laid since like 2014
doesn't bother me much, but I'm on nofap for a little while now and I think whenever I get with a girl Im gonna break her pelvis with my thrusting

I'm not really sure what happened with me mentally... at some point women started to look at me more often, they started to be more kind to me, even when my assburgers kicked in they just let it pass for some reason

I was a textbook incel with zero confidence and a shitty job, things started to turn around after I scored with my current job, my confidence grew and I guess women can sense it

Holy shit, I got catsished by some bitch from Tinder that said she was poly. She looked almost exactly like the girl in gray

1 possibly my future waifu

They most definitely can. My best moments with women have been when I didn't give a fuck about them. I'm now at my fittest point but also my confidence has taken a plunge for a multitude of reasons. Women know, they often treat me how I feel about myself, like utter shit.

Two 9/10's
And i only went from skinny to dyel

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big time
kys

iktf
never trust a woman when you are depressed, they feed on your lifeforce

not him but similar situation,
19 and went out with the boys and ended up pulling my first girl
4 weeks later got 3, its like a switch went off man and my game went through the roof

faggot

you should have fucked her and told your boy that shes a slut

1 before and the same one afterwards. I'll try to wait until marriage soon though

100*0 is 0.

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15, as a 22 year old engineering student felt it was good for a cocksman of my caliber. I felt like a whore and it was good.

Ask a friend how many he has banged, over 40 (25 year old dude, also an engineering student but different school). Made me feel gay.

His brother (28) has over 80 sluts under his belt.

0

Teach me your ways, sensei.

>ovens

Before getting fit: 12
Since getting fit: 0
...and I like it that way.

0
never even had the confidence to talk to one

before getting fit 5 girls
after getting fit 0 girls 5 guys

Get fit, buy clothes that express your gains in the best way, have straight teeth and jaw, don't be too short, don't chase wait for choosing signals. When you are out, have fun. Chicks are looking for a guy 1 hour before closure of the party, until then they like to shake ass and get attention from the other betas.

>go for the fucking kiss you spineless cuck. It's just a fucking girl, you are both physically and mentally stronger than that whore, what's the worst thing that could happen?

COPE
O
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I'm not fit but 26

close to 70 in the last 8 years and 2 two year relationships.

Pussy is boring.

I have crooked top row front teeth, one of them is sort of greying because it died in my late teens, they're also yellowish and even spotty at parts even though I follow the same routine most of my peers do and clean them every day 2-3 times as I should, meanwhile my bottom row is better than 99% of my peers, I've recently started a new job as a web dev and I should start getting a decent salary after my probation so I hope to get on some cosmetic plan, it even affected my jaw and I'll probs have to have surgery because it makes my chin noticeably assymetrical. I think the whole teeth thing also impacted my confidence and both physical and inner attractiveness.

I get that, my upper row of teeth are a bit forward in comparison to bottom. But with surgery (relatively cheap actually here in Sweden) I'll get that fixed. But it hasn't fucked up anything yet so.

At least you have a career, just started mine as a mechanical engineer. It will be good, correct set of clothing is important!

Im kind of jelly of you guys with massive bang counts, but only inasmuch as I am horny as fuck and would love to smash.
But I don't really want that; I want to be married.
I'm completely encapsulated by my anxiety disorder. Im taking ashwaghandha to get over it. Anxiety + No fap is making me crazy.

This guy gets it. Pussy means next to nothing, especially when masturbation is usually just as good (physically, but not mentally).

yes that's the joke retard

One.
My gf for the last 8 years.

yes because now you're both a virgin and a beta in the friendship

> 0 as FIT
>12 as FAT
whats your excuse user

Based and redpilled. Also one for me, I lift for her, she deserves a nice view when she pegs me, she’s an absolute sweetheart

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how much we talking?

>started hitting the gym at 13yo
>20 in total
>all of them were paid

sad

Getting fit did not "help" me to fuck girls since all of them would have had sex with me no matter how I look. I also realized that most girls I met/approached dont really care about muscle mass.
So if you think about serious lifting or even consider steroids in order to attrakt girls don´t. Its really not worth it.

Moneywise? about 10000 SEK.

1 Swedish krona (SEK)=
0.11048 U.S. dollars --> 1 104.8 U.S. dollars

All this done by a professional. But, since I'm under 23, I get this service for free actually!

Moneywise? about 10000 SEK.

1 Swedish krona (SEK)=
0.11048 U.S. dollars --> 1 104.8 U.S. dollars

All this done by a professional. But, since I'm under 23, I get this service for free actually!

A couple girls throw themselves at me per month, but I'm saving myself for marriage. Making thots feel bad about themselves is fun, though.

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1 and it was an escort I met with a few weeks ago. She said I have lots of muscle and it made me happy.