Before you ask your retarded question about babbys first cycle, make sure to read the fricking wiki. Yes it’s reddit, post a better one or shut the frick up nerd.
Also, include: >e-stats >age >time wasted lifting natty >height >weight >BF% >Amount of time you've been on gear without coming off, cruising or getting any form of bloodwork done >Penis Girth >Penis Length >Testicular volume (on/off)
Oral only cycles are great way to cope with your fear of needles.
SARMs and prohormones are generally a waste of time.
We can't help you dose your AI, it's different for everybody and there's a lot of factors at play. Figure it out yourself.
And most importantly,
NO SOURCE TALK (this isn't up for debate, you will be banned)
chest/triceps back/biceps legs/shoulders repeat or chest/quads back/hamstrings shoulders/biceps/triceps repeat
I mostly do high volume but not sure if I want to do shoulders with arms or with legs
Nathaniel Thomas
anybody any experience gaining height using hgh or other shit?
Dylan Torres
>5'7" >153lbs >12% bf
Not looking to roid for lifting, but better recovery for BJJ. Thinking of doing 250mg of sustanon/week.
Brayden Phillips
How do you fags prevent chest/backne? It’s the only thing keeping me from Jumping on another cycle. Fucking hate that shit niggers
Jaxon Allen
If you're just going for recovery wouldn't 3iu of hgh be sufficient, and less risky to your testes?
Caleb Hill
you won't gain height on hgh unless you start taking it as a child but you would die at very young age due to health complications from overgrown organs
>sustanon are you a fucking pollack? why would anyone use this retarded ester
Wyatt Ward
HGH costs way more and I don't have an irl cash supplier for that. I do also want some more strength, because BJJ is rife with roiding.
Thomas Torres
Brehs I’ve been pinning tren ED since April and this shit is getting real old. What should I run next? I’m thinking deca or nand cyp and high test through the winter maybe starting next month. Or just switch to tren e
What's one of the better places to pin when first using oils?
Thinking of quad since it has the least fat. Very skinny bloke if that plays any part in it or makes it easier.
Jacob Scott
hi roiders, have any of you before/after roids pictures?
John Jones
>What's one of the better places to pin when first using oils? ass
>Thinking of quad quads are literally riddled with nerves
Some people say they will never pin quads, other say that they love pinning quads because they are easy to access. Big guys have problems pinning ass because your back gets in the way.
Start with ass, then try delts and do quads last. If everything goes right cycle through those spots.
Bentley Morgan
Don't look for before/after pictures because all of them are faked. For example: faggots use photos of their dyel fat body after not lifting for 3 months due to injury as "before" and they post their best physique prior to injury as "after".
Steroids are not magic and they won't drastically change your physique. Those changes come after gaining size and cutting the fat later which won't happen during one cycle/blast. You need to have really solid base to see changes. If you're dyel you will remain dyel after steroids.
what was the name of the gay dude again? who did gay porn
Connor Morris
your uncle,he also molested you when you were a child
Nolan Foster
>gay dude who did gay porn gay dudes don't do gay porn, only straight guys do gay porn
Lucas Sanchez
Just 1 week into my blast and already looking two times bigger. Glycogen is crazy.
Low carbs on cruise make you tiny af. I forgot i was this big
Thinking about using those leftovers anadrol pills from last blast. Made me really aggressive and also wanted to attack people on work. Not sure if i can take it
LMFAO
Benjamin Wilson
lul
someone told me i had a frame like his
Jonathan Miller
Unironically a lot of truth to this, any professional porn shoot will screen it's actors for sti's
>gay dudes don't do gay porn >straight guys do gay porn >straight guys >gay If you take another mans dick in your ass you're not straight anymore
James Sanchez
what about being tied to incline bench while getting your toes licked and being fucked in the ass with broomstick?
Jaxson Walker
>caring about fertility this much HCG HMG proviron and patience will always allow sperm count to recover to a point where you can fertilise a woman, regardless of how long you've been on or how much you've used and if you're juiced up the quality of said woman will be higher than if you coped with muh fertility and stayed natty
Ryder Gomez
Is taking an extra .5mg caber before a date that's p much guaranteed to end in sex a good idea or am I being retarded?
Zachary Ramirez
As long it's not a mans penis it's not gay. A plastic penis that is worn by a woman is also not gay if you get that in your ass
It must be attached to a male and have a penis form. Only then it's gay
You're retarded no matter what
Jaxon Jackson
>You're retarded no matter what I know that's why I'm on pinning chinese bathtub chemicals into my body every other day and force feeding myself constantly just so I can stand to look at myself in the mirror
Isaac Williams
>appetite on tren improves when I have caffeine why the fuck is this drug so fucking backwards? brb get leaner quicker the more I eat brb make more strength gains from fuck around bodybuilding routines than from programmed strength training routines brb less sleep but more energy during the day
Thomas Foster
didn't mean to quote
Evan Morales
ordering my first stack soon. 300/ml test e sdrol arimidex clomid tamox. thats everything right? is there something else i should get cos im paranoid about gyno, had pubertal tiddies back in the day
Tyler Green
Steroids won't compensate. We all tried, but all failed and that's why we still here
It also works with gains . brb getting gains while still making no gains.
Because you tren abusers are still dyel
Get letro just in case then. That shit nukes gyno like no other
Charles Perry
>cries about tren "abusers" >too pussy to use anything stronger than mast lmao
Grayson Lee
You use the most potent steroid and i still beat you with test and some mast. Like playing this game with 99% handicap mode and stil beat you blindfolded . ,handcuffed chained to my fucking mother fat body
I honestly just want to do roids so I can eat whatever I want I hate eating at a deficit to have abs. I don't even eat that dirty, just got low T so I gain weight super fast
Owen Cook
When i did otoplasty i had the same. Nobody at work said something even though my ears were still swollen a bit and my head was way broader than before
Some people gave me this facial expression that they saw something but couldn't figure out what it was. Only the mother of my gf said that my head looked way broader. I just said i did this new diet that makes me look fuller kek. People are clueless af.
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING LOSER
There is no fucking shortcut. People over use tren and are still +20% bodyfat
Yeah but lets face it, under 15% bf is disgusting. You look anorexic, you freak. Maybe try lifting weights and EATING A SANDWICH ffs, you pathetic sack of shit
Brayden Lewis
>under 15% bf is disgusting arms are always leaner than everything else
Freaky arms with lean torso is a good combination. 15% bf will make midsection look like shit for most people
>You look anorexic cope harder fat fuck
>you freak that's a compliment
Oliver Gray
I FUCK YOUR IMAGINARY GF IN THE BRAIN WHILE YOUR MOTHER IS TINGLING MY ANUS WITH HER FAT TOES
Bro, friendly advice. Read Starting Strength. Drink a gallon of milk a day. TRY HARDER. Don't just go to the gym and do 5kg curls. You'll start looking good in a year or so, m8. We're all gonna make it.
Oliver Ramirez
>under 15% bf is disgusting fuck off fatass
Jack Walker
Abs are nothing but fashion. Strength will never go out of style, you DYEL
Parker Evans
post body
Cameron Howard
Suit yourself mate. Keep eating wheaties and doing pushups. I'm trying to help you be something more than a skinny teen FFS.
Angel Gonzalez
Yeah I figure I can get away with saying I got leaner or something. Or say I broke my nose if someone asks directly about it but that seems like a major cope.
Richard...
Ethan Moore
If Rich Piana used steroids, why do none of you look like him?
Luis Thompson
Dick Piano lifted I take steroids so I don't have to, I can just watch anime instead AND STILL MOG YOU FUCKING DYELS
Luis Rivera
Plastic surgery is a BIG taboo like steroids. Like people think you use steroids because you have small penis they will say you're insecure when you take the plastic pill. I just told some people and most can't cope with that shit same with steroids.
NO BRO it's not needed, you're fine with that ugly nose. Just be yourself bro. FUCK THAT SHIT
People want you to see you fail, that's why they hating when you improve. Then you're becoming a treat to them.
Chase Lewis
>watches anime >plays video games >posts on Jow Forums how can I be as alpha as you?
Jordan Perry
DRAGON DILDOS AND TRAP PORN MY FAVORITE IS THE HORSE COCK KNOWN AS STAN EXTRA LARGE
Adrian Stewart
I've noticed this with balding men on the internet. Whenever they get hair transplants or what not people spurge out saying "You should have just shaved it bro" "You look great bald" meanwhile they look like a cat with mange. I hate how normies get personally offended by someone who doesn't want to look like shit or just wants to improve their looks/performance.
Grayson Edwards
>People want you to see you fail, that's why they hating when you improve. Then you're becoming a treat to them.
story of my life , when i was full fat 300 lb every one was friendly nice to me , now i lost most of the weight replaced it with muscles , barely get a hello at work
Cameron Diaz
Guys what is that indian website that sells all the meds like Finasteride and all that shit? I used to buy from them all the time but I cant remember the site.
Wyatt Diaz
Wherr the hell am I supposed to buy steroids in an europoor country like Italy?
Joseph Morales
buy raws and brew it yourself. You'll save a shit load of money and its easy and hell to do.
Eli Ward
Shit from within europe is super easy to get.
Logan Bennett
sure you did , fuck off dea
Camden White
Just be as good looking as me and then eventually everything else will make sense
No bro you have to love that feeling. If they ain't hating you're doing something wrong. If you are a treat you get either ignored or hated. If you fail it's WE WELLE MEKE IT BRO, JUST BE YOURSELF. JUST HOLD ON BRO
I know that feel people ignore me all the time at work. FAT BALDING MANLET MAN< LMFAO that cry themselves to sleep a night
I LOVE IT
Joshua Reed
Trova un coglione spruzzato nella palestra e chiedi lo
Hunter Taylor
eat a dick faggot, im hopping back on another cycle and tren made my hairline push back last time.
Bentley Gutierrez
implying the dea will do shit about a website from india. shit always made it through customs with no problem
Joshua Moore
sure thing officer , they shutdown sites all the time
Jack Williams
Shoulders/legs makes more sense if you want to hit them well, shoulder and tricep excercises tax similar body parts. I always thought legs/shoulders made more sense.
Plus getting a delt pump is fun, better to tack some fun on to leg day than to just get a gnarly arm pump once or twice a week
Owen Nelson
>want soft firm thighs and ass for crossplaying >squats and deadlift snaps my back >leg press isolates them so good it feels like i get butt cramp
why the fuck do retards do squats again? want to end up like ronnie coleman? "
Yeah your probably right.. Hopefully I saved some of the reciepts in my email.
Anthony Anderson
I've been taking Test E 500mg/wk and all I got was a fat bloated face. What do I do? Cut? Will I lose all my gains?
Bentley Sanchez
>they shutdown sites all the time Hopefully this one gets shut down very soon
Blake Anderson
Hey retard, did you ever think that you were doing them incorrectly
Cooper King
You just said you didn't get any gains.
Homeboy stop saying you are/will be a treat. Threat.
Being a treat for other men is... P gay.
Jose Rivera
You're a fucking loser. Nobody is "impressed" with your physique. When you walk into the gym the men look at you in disgust thinking what a loser you are. the women laugh at the tiny bulge in the front of your pants. You are a shit stain on society and you need to off yourself before you are looking down the barrel of a gun because your popped off at the local cops. Btw, if i ever saw you i'd break your acne ridden back over my knee.
Aiden Reed
i guess 6 time mr olympia ronnie coleman also did it wrong?
Landon Clark
every time i do leg press my ass is fucking sore. Nothing else gives me this soreness in ass
Jayden Martinez
Dingo, how many males and females have you penetrated?
Zachary Bell
A lot of gay man see me as a treat. It is what it is
No they're mostly feared and i get respect instanly. Dyels like you suck my 7x6 like no other. SIRR SIRR can i ask you something. So polite.
If you ever saw me you would do the same fucking faggot
Don't worry ladies i am a grower
Ethan Thomas
Rate my cycle, anons. Week 1 - 4: 30mg Dbol everyday 4 - 8: 50mg dbol everyday 1 - 12: 450mg test per week
Brody Thompson
dog shit
Ian Bell
8 weeks of dbol? have you ever tried dbol before?
Christopher Watson
Why? :(
Cameron Cook
Males: 0
Females: I spent a long time as an active addict. I can count to the low 20s but my suspicion/concern is that the majority of my one night stand partners took place during blackouts.
This is more or less supported by my friends/girls that claimed we banged/ etc.
Ethan Campbell
600/600 test-e/EQ what am I in for boys?
Oliver Ward
im guessing it will be your first cycle, am i right?
Run test longer, also it's weird to plan to jump your dbol on a schedule. See how you like it and determine if you need a higher dose.
Hudson Perry
Had slight hypotension before this. Thinking of getting some naringin since I've heard that can lower HCT. Can't donate blood.
Noah Edwards
listen up faggot, you want to blast only test. You have no idea how you will respond, you have no idea how much ai you need, you don't know if test will bloat you up and you basically don't know shit about your body. You will find out everything during your fist cycle and this is why you have to keep it simple. Dbol will bloat the fuck out of you and give you gyno (because you're a noob and you don't know what to do). Not to mention that taking dbol for 8 weeks will probably kill your natty liver. Orals are pretty much side effects in a pill and you want to abuse dbol which is (most likely) the number one reason why newfags get gyno from steroids.
Pin 500mg test per week. Get yourself 250mg/ml test and do two shots per week every 3.5 days (example: monday morning and thursday evening). I don't know why the fuck every newbie wants to put his own fucking spin on first cycle while having zero knowledge about steroids.
Nathan Morgan
Hypo or hyper? Ningerin doesn't lower hct instantly, it takes months.
Tyler Hill
I'm doing 200test/500eq and they shit all over me too, don't feel bad. Still on the fence about adding var as well
