NZ (and nice aussie)

aussie here hope you kiwis don't mind i duck in to say hello
just woke up about an hour ago and i'm all set to do fucking nothing all night long and wish i was dead. will probably get on the piss again tonight

>struggling with NCEA
lmao

im not struggling i just havent been revising you cunt
there is a difference

>5 pm wake up
wew lad. You don't work or anything?

don't kill the children

we are on Jow Forums yes? of course not i'm a neet on aspie bux

whyd you become one if you dont like dealing with younger people?
you teach at a high school yes?

I think I blackpilled my cat

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>needing to revise for NCEA
double lmao.

i havent been paying attention all year so yes i have to
stop laughing at me this isnt funny

Actual teacher here. The best advice I could give you is read as much as you can on relationship building. The kids will eat you alive if they don't like you.

checked
how do i go about doing that

The whole point is to pay a least a little attention in class so you don't have to revise

Read up on constructivism and teaching as inquiry. It would also be worthwhile looking into t least a little developmental phycology.

Maslow's hierarchy of needs is also a good place to start.

deepweb bro 10$ a tab and always arrive
compsci exam tomorrow :(
also highschooler identified

chill man its just mocks, you'll be aight just study at the end of the year.
enjoy highschool while you can dude, i miss it.

Been sick all week, missed my classes on Tuesday and Wednesday day.
Going to go to class tomorrow afternoon and catch up on some geotec shit, fuck i hate that class.
>being this much of a bitch
Just type that shit into your scientific calculator user.
Oh shit
Have fun brainlet.

>Physics
>Calc
I know that fucking feel my dude, I want to off myself.

Hey dude i was gonna get some off the deep web but i read somewhere that NZ had has sniffer dogs and shit so i got spooked. Whats the most you've ever bought at a time?

Not a drugfag, but sniffer dogs are mostly security theatre.

Gotten heaps of acid and Xanax and a bit of MDMA.
Just buy locally, there's no dogs in post offices so it gets through fine

Fuck off you centrelink dolebludging cunt. Get a job, stop taking my Tax money. Cunt

Moved back to Hamilton, god this place is as depressing as I remember it

Have prelim/mock exams next week. 4 different exams, 3 with 2 papers(normal) but one with 3 all in a 3 hour period. End of year exams, all but one have 3 papers

>All these school kids
christ

*snap*
yup, that's going in my seething wagecuck collectioin!

anyone in auckland want to fucking kill themselves with me?

ok, how we going out?

jump off the overpass and try to hit normie's windshields with our bodies.
maybe hug while we do it? no homo or anything

Grafton has suicide-barriers.
Get a ladder and badabing badaboom avoided it.

hello nz and ausfags

My best friend bought some LSD and Benzo Blotters from Europe and got it shipped to NZ just fine, you should be all good

Guide to getting aspie bux from Centrelink? Pls I'm about to graduate I don't wanna go out in the scary world

Hello I am Ausfag

does anyone know where to get some adderall?
it is easy to just go to a Doctor and say i lost my prescription?
need to get into med, thanks

Are there any girls on Jow Forums that are also from Australia?

I am Australian and feeling very fucking friend and confused lately. I keep taking shifts off at work and avoiding all responsibilities like a mad fucker. I don't think I've been able to think for at least a month. My semester of studies may well be fucked soon if I don't get on track.

I'm not a girl but we can be >tfwnogf pals

why did I take history at uni. I like being in welly but sometimes i wanna die

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I knew a girl called Chloe, lives in QLD. She's fat and pretty ugly but she's supposedly a virgin at 24 y/o. She seems to only want orbiters though. Don't have her Discord anymore but I got her tumblr. Fair warning, she's into the ddlg scene so much that she wants a daddy to actually treat her like a toddler and play peekaboo and toddler toys with her, it's fucking weird

I wouldn't mind that so much as long as she filled my degenerate shit in too

Oh yea she has BPD too I forgot to mention, so you should definitely stay away

Kek ,if you want her for yourself you can just have her mate :^)

where my /sydney/ bros at tonight?

Yikes you can take her, I don't want her I got someone way better

I'm a /Brisbro/ :(

nz here
I wanna fucking die

>Yikes you can take her, I don't want her I got someone way better
Let me take a look at her tumblr

>I like being in welly
No sympathy then, it's a shithole full of shitcunts.

kawaii-wolf-princess fullstop tumblr fullstop com
Stupid spam filter
I think the name of the tumblr says enough about her
Also looks like she hasn't changed her age on her tumblr in a while but I can tell you she's not 22

Thanks I'll check it out

originalio

I had to go back there a couple of weeks ago for a funeral. I don't know how anyone actually thinks it's worth living there, but suburban kiwis are basically the biggest plebs on the planet, so I shouldn't really be surprised.

>implying there are any cities in NZ worth living in other than Wellington!

>implying there are any cities in NZ worth living in

>touche

In some fantasy where I'm stupendously rich, I'd definitely have a few secluded holiday houses around rural NZ, but fucked if I'd ever want to live there again permanently.

>nice aussie
no such thing

Yeah, I'm saving up to leave this entire country behind

Right here mate. About to watch 9 hours of lectures with the help of good ol ritalin and /sip/ :D

Why do they keep on letting all these fucking Indians in. It's impossible to get job now.

what you up to this thursday morn?
you better be