Creepiest thing you've ever done?

rubbed my dick all over step moms clean underwear and put them back in the drawer. put her clothes on and fapped while wearing them

Nah bro that's just sexy, nothing wrong with what you did.

This post is so fucking funny to me. I think that's pretty normal though.

Well, i had a chat with a girl i like and she knew i did, but it was weird, it was through tellonym, (completely anonymous website were you can say something to someone), and so she started asking for who I was and i refused to tell her, she ended up talking to me via Instagram and ended up blocking me, not extremely weird but she knew I was stalking her, so...

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It's not illegal to do that

I used to live in a house with a second story view of the street

I'd hide behind curtains and watch people pass with binoculars and fap.

U sound autistic, user
Get checked

Really? I've never seen anyone else do it. I have it so bad that I can barely control myself even in public

I am pretty sure I'm not on the spectrum, I do everything else normally. am not a social fuck up, just get into this weird zone when I am typing

What if it's a loli?

Are we skipping over this?

Nigger, how is that even possible?

>neighbor girl went to the same high school as me
>we were good friends for years
>eventually "dated" her
>lasted a week, we didn't even hold hands
>time passes, we're still kinda friends but it's awkward
>one day she comes over to play vidya, and while she's laying on the couch talking and not paying attention I secretly record her on snapchat
>the video auto plays when I'm done and my phone is on full volume
>she hears her own voice and gives me a funny look
>"What are you doing, user?"
>my face turns red and I just say "noooooothing!" in a sing-song cutesy voice
>the rest of our hanging out is awkward and she leaves shortly after

I still feel creepy about it to this day

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Some shine brighter than others, user.

why did you record her on snapchat and not your regular camera

Because he's a retarded zoomer.

I don't know why are you a sad, lonely virgin?

That made my body feel pain.. jesus christ user. That's the kind of flashbacks you get in the shower

because i'm afraid of sex

Is that not normaI?

yea but what can you do once youre caught? holy shit how do they treat you and what do you do? like run away?

Iktf
>working alone and this beautiful girl came in and was really friendly with me
>basically sperg out when I see she is in a short skirt
>go back to counter behind her
>pull out phone
>she bends over, only wearing thong
>Sperg.exe
>take pic
FLASH MOTHER FUCKER
>she asks what that flash was
>turn red
>busted.gif
>I say nothing and delete pic because beta and afraid
>look at door, her friend saw the whole thing
>friend grabs her arm and pulls qt out of store

Learn from me fellow robots.

Pretty standard issue for Jow Forums i guess, but I took a creepshot of a girl in sweatpants from behind in 11th grade. It was such a shitty picture that I don't think I ever even jerked off to it once and looking back, somebody could have very easily seen me take the picture, so it was truly a retarded thing to do.

One time I commissioned an artist to draw nude pics of a girl I knew. When he sent them the face looked like pic related and I deleted them

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I'm adding this to my smut collection.

I'm not even sure where to begin with this one. I've done a lot of cringey and creepy things in life and I am sure I will again in the future.

T-Back > thong

Pretty sure people like this. People don't like me because I forget about them easily.

Sitting alone in the bus with a girl in the seat in front of me, tried to take a cleavage pic holding the phone above her
Wasnt good so deleted it

No way dude. I'm not that user who said it but I do it as well. I meet someone once or twice and remember all kinds of shit they said in passing then when I run into them again and we're talking I throw it in conversation or whatever and they are like, "Dude wtf why do you remember all of that? I've met you like twice"

>walking home red-eyed and stoned one evening legally open-carrying my deer knife
>see some big dude struggling with a package of bottled water in a van
>think he might need help opening it, decide to lend the dude my knife like a good friendo
>walk up behind him with my knife out, hand it to him blade-first with my arm fully-extended, so basically pointing it at him, and say "Hey!" while he's still turned around
>guy freaks the fuck out and puts his hands up like he's surrendering and says some shit in Spanish I don't understand
>after a few seconds I realize what's happened and try to explain/motion that I'm giving him the knife to open the package
>guy can't respond in coherent English or I'm too stoned to understand, but he shakes his head no a lot and waves his hands
>don't want to push the issue but don't want to suddenly stop being in control of this situation either
>I just start saying "sorry" a lot and run away with the knife still out, and he keeps saying "okay" when I say "sorry"
>run home

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Hired an escort to the Monterrey Bay Aquarium with me. No sex. Just wanted someone to be my friend for a day.

That's not creepy. Just lonely and sad.

Don't stop there how the fuck did it go user? How good looking was she? was it awkward? Was it something you'd rather not repeat? we need details!

I've done something similar to that as well. Hired an escort and we ate pizza and watched a movie. At the end she was like,"Do you want to do anything with me?" and I just smiled. It was nice though, thought about getting her again to watch another movie.

See I am genuinely curious. I am also sympathetic to your loneliness and empathize with buying one

thats a positive trait tho

She was a cutie. She's my age, but she looks like she's 20. She dressed very modestly and she was a pleasure to chat with me even though I was super shy and nervous. She knew how to keep the conversation going and keep things fun despite me being a sperg. We had sushi and talked about videogames.

>hire escort
>get there
>bring weed
>smell weed when I walk in
>wind up just smoking a bunch of weed

YEA user YOU ARE REALLY NICE DONT BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF

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maybe you have tourettes?

I know you paid for it, but did it give you at least a boost in confidence?
That actually sounds pretty sweet user

No boost of confidence. Just boost of soul. I've been dead for a few years and being with her has recharged my spirit. It brought back my creative energy and motivation.

We ate pizza and watched Road Warrior. She was very pretty, seven years younger than me. Polite. I liked when she snuggled against me. We had a good time.

>Creeped on a few girls in HS
>Had PSTD from being caught causing me to approach women even less if it were possible for 5 years
Painful lession

NEVER BE A CREEP. LESSON LEARNED EH user?

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i got called weird by my last group of friends for doing this. remembering things someone in the group said or remembering exactly how a moment happened. i wasn't pushy about remembering it or trying to be braggy about remembering it, but something about "remembering too much" was creepy enough for some in the group to tell me

Oh god user.... I took so many creepshots of girls in the 9th grade and I bet I was caught so many times... I recorded two extremely painful videos where they both happened at school. The first one I was just autistically walking behind this hot brunette girl, recording her butt movements, and a group of stacies behind me got really freaked and one of them yelled out '' HE'S RECORDING HER!!!!~ really loud which I didn't find out about until later, when I watched the clip for the first time. I bet everyone behind me saw that and I just walked off like the autist I am...
The second one I was doing the virgin speed walk because I was anxious and didn't know that you could do your creepshot tactics non-nonchalantly so I recorded two blondes in their track clothes. When I watched the video again later on I noticed these niggers were eyeing me.
When 10th grade came around I finally gained some self-awareness, though I bared through high school with everyone knowing that.

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What did you do though? Surely not so bad as you make out.

Brainlets live in a constant memory haze, the idea that other people don't is unsettling to them as they realise the potential for manipulation which that entails.

now i just pretend not to remember anything anytime i talk to someone new. great number that did on me

wtf are these dogs

I haven't been too bad honestly. The summer before one of my high school years, I had gone onto Myspace and was looking at the people who attended my school. I found some underclass girls who were qt's and kind of stalked their profiles for a few weeks. I ended up messaging one and got to know her a bit and then friend requested all of her top 8 friends. It kind of worked out though because one girl ended up fancying me and we ended up dating right when school began, the first thing she did was walk up and kiss me. Didn't even meet any of them in person until that day school started.

Ended up doing the same thing when I started college too but I never messaged those girls. I just would recognize them in classes (it was a small community college) and pretend like I didn't know who they were, sit next to or near them in class, and then bring up topics related to their interests I learned of from their pages when we'd talk. It was a pretty good system honestly.

How much did it cost?
Are escorts illegal where you two anons are?

Escorts are illegal where I live yes. I paid almost 400$ for the three hours we hung out.

I agree, friend. Who are these mutants and why did he post them

i never really saw them as brainlets, but yeah, there was a girl in the group that i had a crush on and she definitely seemed to be in a sort of memory haze. there were so many instances where something happened and she didn't remember it. she was an emo alcoholic stacy though

Just blatantly perved on a few females.

>she was a pleasure to chat with me even though I was super shy and nervous
God I felt this way with the first/only escort I've been with. Obviously I know it's their job but either way it was great.
>She pretended to orgasm by quickly contracting her vagina and becoming wet after I played with her G-spot

>Crushing on an emo alcoholic stacy
Poor form, Brainon.

how do you even find escorts in the first place?

>google
>literally just google backpage alternatives
>ebackpage.com

Did she have any rules outlined? How did she know how to dress in case she showed up in a short cocktail dress and you were wearing t shirt and jeans etc/

>those motherfucking consecutive numbers homie
I didn't tell her anything. Just said that I wanted her to come over for a few hours, we negotiated a price, she told me to let her know if we were going to be doing anything weird. I guess it's not that unheard of for people to reach out to even escorts because she seemed like she had been there before.

Will you have sex with her the next time?

fapped to the bras of my brother's GF
fapped at 3am to the yelling of the 30 or so years old milf getting railed throught their home door, ( I live in a flat and you could hear her through the entirety of the stairs, she used to live in the floor below mine, pretty hot).

Maybe. I don't know to be honest. I just enjoyed the company of a fantastically beautiful young woman. I hate that I had to pay for said company but it was very self affirming at the time.

Jerked off into my friends moms dirty panties while i was alone in his house. This was when i was about 18/19. FYI they smelled epic.

Also, quite recently, sniffed and licked my gf's best friends panties while both her and my gf were in the next room. Spoiler, they also smelled epic.

Maybe you should have her pleasant company (but don't get attached) until you feel comfortable around beautiful women user.

I don't break down around beautiful people. I'm not even very strange. I just have a few problems.

Got flirty and touchy with a girl near the back of an assembly of roughly 20 - 30 people. She was a bit coy, and it wasn't like i grabbed her pussy (I wanted to). mostly touching her legs and her hips
I almost forgot about this and it's probably my most chad moment in my youth
That or slapping a girl's ass really loudly with a very subtle movement in highschool right before class began (she laughed at her ass being slapped) felt pretty alpha
Beyond that I'm pretty much depressive, lonely user etc

You're gay and retarded
faggot

Damn user, so youre on the central coast huh? Same. I like that aquarium.

>not recording with your regular camera
>not muting your phone
>not instaclosing the app/your phone the moment the video started playing back
>not just admitting after she clearly noticed but denying it with an obvious tone of guilt making you look like not only a dumbass but also creepy and a coward.
You are a grade A dumbass

On the last day of primary school I molested a bunch of girls I think, not sure if it'd qualify.

Since last day of school we had celebrations in a small hall it was rather crowded and I just stood girls [often when they were bending over] and dry humped them. Lots of them were younger and just looked confused but some were visibly indignant at me but overall it was very nice. Jerked off to this thought for the following 4 years very frequently.

>coworker's dad recently died
>mention her father because I have dementia
>she becomes visibly upset
>hit the sauce as soon as I get home and consider wearing my belt as a tight leather necklace
Every time.

>>I say nothing and delete
sunk cost retard. The damage was already done, might as well have made it worth it

this was really funny. I don't understand why it's being ignored.

Actually hurt to read.

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>Be between 5 or 7yo
>Neighbor was a blonde milf
>She used to sunbathe in her back garden a lot
>She would pull the straps of her bra/bikini off her arms so it was pretty much strapless
>We had a hole in our fence
>Would watch her through the hole
>She caught me looking multiple times
>One time she said she would tell my mum
>Never did
>I still get a boner over it and fap thinking about it, even though it's been over 20 years now.
>Tfw I still see her around my hometown sometimes and she still looks amazing

Licked a toilet seat that my crush had set on minutes earlier. No idea why, I'm not into scat or anything like that.

>way back in high school
>wear tinted lenses all the time because of eye issues
>in history class, super cute asian chick sits in front of me
>Hong Kong Chinese, 4'11, nearly flawless skin, shiny hair in a choppy kinda sexy haircut
>wears a lot of close fitting white tshirts
>particular tint of my lenses makes white shirts slightly transparent, can see her cute bras with lace details, usually red or white
>often end up paired with her for group exercises
>chat occasionally about philosophy and our favorite historical cultures
>she smiles a lot and plays with her hair absentmindedly
>never tell her I can see through her shirts
>comes into class one day complaining of shoulder and neck pain from phys-ed
>offer to give her a neck massage
>stares for a second, and then says "Yeah, that'd be nice."
>I'm a fucking awesome masseur. One of the few things I'm good at.
>pretty much melts into my hands
>let fingertips brush against the tops of her tits ever so slightly
>try to play it off casually and finish neck massage
>doesn't say anything, cracks her neck after the massage
>that's as far as anything went, she gives me sidelong looks when we're doing work later
>occasionally a little bit of slightly flirty behavior over the next couple of months, mostly with jokes and shit.
>constantly perving on her because I can still see her bra.
>end of semester comes around
>she asks to sign my yearbook
>"uhhh...k."
>signs it with "At first I thought you were kinda scary and then I got to know you and you make me smile :)" and signs her name with a cutesy little smiley face
>Gives me a hug and with her face close to my ear says quietly "Have a good summer user and I hope I have a class with you next year" and then leaves with a little wave and a wink
>replaying last semester's worth of events
>realize the attraction was mutual but I was too shy and clueless to pick up on some very obvious hints
>I coulda fucked that if I wasn't such an idiot at the time.

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anally probe myself with vibrating prostate vibe while wearing ex gfs thong

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I grabbed the ass of the cleaning lady at my gym, and got a boner while doing it which she saw through my shorts.
>be me
>25yo
>diagnosed sperg
>but 6'1, very fit and a pretty good face
>milf cleaning lady at the gym talks to me every now and then
>She smiles a lot and compliments my physique and complains how her own son is a couch potato
>she also consistently mentions how she is lonely because her husband is a trucker so he is gone days/weeks at a time
>I assume she wants the D
>one day when we are alone in the gym I decide to go in for the kill
>walk up behind her as she is leaving
>grab her ass, one cheek in each hand like I'm carrying a big bowl of fruit
>she is shocked, turns around, and immediately notices I have a raging boner
>she says literally nothing, just looks really confused and speed walks out of there

We still run into each other at the gym, and she still talks to me and seems friendly. But she never mentions the ass grab or anything sexual. Maybe I gave her PTSD. I don't really regret it though. I know for a fact that I am too good looking to be an incel, so at least I gave it a shot.

I once wore a dress as short as hers in public.

That wasn't creepy that was pretty alpha, wrong thread you faggot

used to take pics of girls feet at school. Never got caught and if I did nobody ever confronted me. Wasn't popular but was well known for being smart and everyone was talkative towards me. This summer I visited my cousin(haven't seen her in 6+ years, I'm 18 shes 19) and I slept in her room for a night or 2 while she slept in her parents room. Took pictures of her panties, socks etc. , and sniffed her worn ones that she left in the bathroom.

Still have a foot fetish to this day but wouldn't take pictures of a random person I don't know, Started college this week and I'm trying to be as neutral as possible but its hard as fuck to not stare at the soles of the girls that wear sandals/flip flops in class.

I think it's not unusual. Isn't it originally for when guys need dates to business dinners?

How did it go?

I would think it would be annoying to sit down and have your butt touching everything

I wanna hear more about this

Did anyone see your balls?

Probably should've given a firm but light slap/tap