Their women are either between 300 to 700 lb, trannies, dwarves, or all of the above.
Tolkien told us only dwarves have women with beards. Burgers, what is this?
FPH - Burgers have been lying to us edition
Justin Baker
Daniel Peterson
Logan Jones
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
Adrian Foster
Tyler Phillips
>I CAN SEE IN YOUR EYES
>THE SAME FEAR THAT WOULD TAKE THE HEART OF ME!
>A DAY MAY COME WHEN THE TESTOSTERONE OF MEN FAILS!
>WHEN WE FORSAKE OUR SEX AND BREAK ALL BONDS OF MANHOOD
>BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!
>AN HOUR OF TRANNY SHIT AND FAGGOTRY WHEN THE AGE OF FIT COMES CRASHING DOWN!
>BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!
>THIS DAY WE FIGHT!
Andrew Jenkins
Gabriel Hall
I just want to know why they put women's butts on back to front. It seems cruel.
Adam Hall
This may be the most burger thing I've ever seen, but I just got to ask, is her leg bloatbulk attainable natty, and what is her routine?
Camden Martinez
Why is there an elephant in the right top corner?
Jose Myers
In the meanwhile, in bongland, fatties have gone feral and are foraging for leftovers in the streets.
This is now a safari thread.
Jack Moore
That shirt is too small pants she cut the crotch out.
Jason Williams
>Burgers have been lying to us
Everyone knows American women are fat, entitled pigs. It's why American men are importing girls from Asia and South America. No one is lying to you; we're the first to admit the women here are not viable.
Jack Sullivan
That's the mother-in-law
Liam Bell
They need to make one for men
Xavier Butler
Connor Cook
Not OP but he's right. You burgers lie A LOT about your country and not just about your disgusting women.
Easton Mitchell
>Victoria
That place is lost.
Evan Perry
Carson Miller
Austin Sanchez
I wish i can see her photo.
Jaxson Garcia
Owen James
>get fat from being extremely lazy
>laziness is the genetic lottery during a time when people did physical labor all day
Carson Fisher
where do you find this delusion?
Henry Campbell
>Obesity in UK is going up
>As a relatively healthy guy, so does my value.
>Gonna look like a prime, Seabiscuit-tier stallion in comparison to all the horkers and swinebeasts
>Mfw I realise all the girls are getting fat too
>Mfw having your choice of women is pointless when they're all butterballs
>Mfw I come to understand the dilemma Jow Forums burgers face
How do I get around this? Are there places I can go where fatties are simply barred from entering?
Benjamin Taylor
anywhere physical activity is the primary interest
fatties aren't seen in gyms unless they are trying to lose weight - another example is cycling.. it's very rare to see a ham shaped biker
Dominic Clark
>this literal fag has a better beard than me
Luis Mitchell
>having no friends can't be much worse than this
Colton Baker
>datingoverthirty
Andrew Lee
Dylan Kelly
wow, i use the same toaster as the zuck himself
Michael White
>Are there places I can go where fatties are simply barred from entering?
Gyms. But not by anyone elses doing.
Jose Ward
>BIG OL BOUNCER
Levi Jones
Fucking Jews, pick a goddamn side.
Joshua Rogers
Fat women are the ultimate proof that beggars can be choosers
Lincoln King
The 19th amendment was a mistake
John Lee
Honestly, if you're a man over thirty and you're dating women of your age, you're just a colossal retard.
Wyatt Cox
>math most likely
Kek
Brandon King
What is this from and what is he trying to prove?
I mean this almost seems like a joke that he is actually a robot. He barely knows how to chew and he's eating toast with nothing on it?
Anthony Phillips
This.
Elijah Ortiz
people bragging about 10+ notch counts are either fucking girls like this or pre-everything "trannies"
Elijah Scott
did somebody say extremely convincing transgender women thread
Leo Perez
Just imagine them having sex haha. It must be disgusting haha.
Jose Stewart
Why do all fatties make the same exact “”””””sexy””””” face
Carter Wilson
Dylan Miller
i think thats less of a "sexy" face and more of an oncoming stroke or vomit comet
Carson James
I agree 100%. So was the 16th. Lmao
Wyatt Howard
why is he so fucking weird
Brayden Watson
why do the party hambeasts in bongland never wear shoes? I understand their fat swollen hooves are uncomfortable in heels after a night of drinking, but wouldn't it be better to just wear flatter shoes instead of walking barehooved through other people's spit and dog shit?
Luke Cook
there's a point when you're so fat that your body just says fuck it and stores the fat randomly
Isaiah Bennett
um... is her shirt pants
Julian Nelson
I'm so confused about how her body is.
Thomas Moore
>not having your ass on backwards
check your privilege fat shamer
Nathan Harris
They don't think that far ahead. They rarely think at all.
William Williams
reminds me of this comic
Easton Reed
robot lizard*
Hudson Cooper
>he knows
Dominic Howard
I dont understand.
Hudson Fisher
Nice picture if average burger family
Justin Ward
>but wouldn't it be better to just wear flatter shoes instead of walking barehooved through other people's spit and dog shit?
You're overestimating their time horizon. These NPCs don't think further than 10 minutes into the future, if they did they probably wouldn't be fat in the first place.
Luis Murphy
asian international students
Cameron Green
kek, that poor soul
Bentley Roberts
>Counting calories is no way to live
Why have I heard this so many times from so many people
Being spherical is no way to live
John Davis
These things are oddly cute
Nathan Lewis
I must agree that it's a pain in the ass, though.
Lucas Evans
It isn't if you're not in the habit of overeating by such ridiculous quantities in the first place.
Eli Rivera
I'm not, but weighting what you're going to eat, be it before or after your meals is a just a chore for me.
I can see why people are put off by it. I did it when I was doing IF with a 4-hour window, though. It was much more bearable then.
Angel Young
Grayson Powell
is being this savage even legal
Colton Brown
Is this /fitlit/ approved?
Brandon Moore
Why does he eat straight toast ?
Why does he nod as he puts it in his mouth like "Yeah,that should convince them i'm human"
Why doesn't he wait for it too cool off ?
Why is he so fucking weird ?
Brody Stewart
why the fuck is the microwave at dick height?
How the fuck are you even supposed to put shit in there.
Joseph Bennett
Connor Green
Ian Davis
He reminds me of an NPC from Oblivion
Henry Peterson
BOOMERRRR
Zachary Ward
Chase Williams
You don't have to count, just realistically estimate. That said, it takes like an extra minute. Just weigh your food while your frying pan heats up.
Dominic Gray
...
Jack Cook
Gavin Cruz
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
What sort of mental illness is this?
Its the fucking incarnation of sloth
Lucas Lee
Reddit really isn't all bad, is this on r/fintess?
Isaac Rivera
be nice y'all, he's trying his hardest to appear human
Julian Nguyen
Is that thing wearing a diaper?
Cameron Clark
What really gets me is that they called the ambulance for medical help, only to dismiss them afterwards.
Ever seen those dissected fat people who have tons of fat stored up in their skull? I'm convinced that it actually messes with their thought processes.
Isaac Howard
Dude definitely died without question your intestines can’t just burst like that to no consequence
Austin Brooks
no, it says r/datingoverthirty on the previous pic
i don't know if they're both from the same thread tho
Daniel Russell
>Used to have a job setting up inflatable like this
There's usually ~400 lbs limit on these, I've never seen it but I can just imagine some obese mf getting outraged that somehow they popped a big ass hole in one of these and the company sues them for not following the printed instructions. These things CAN be really expensive too.
Logan Sanchez
Yes. This is actually this persons actual fetish. They’re doing a whole ageplay thing
Jaxon Foster
that looks like a brap pic from the thumbnail
Xavier Lee
It's all so tiresome.
Noah Bennett
Cameron Clark
Daniel Stewart
>Lie about how much weight you gained before pregnancy
>Nutritionist gives best advice based on current weight
>Blame everyone else when child dies
Joshua Nguyen
New screenshot for ya. Context is over an article about a downs kid having to be moved because he didn't understand exit procedures and family threw a fit about it
William Price
Oh my God
Anthony Cox
You know perfectly well how Jow Forums gets around this.
Zachary Harris
I might fuck second from the right
Alexander Price
look at this video of her eating the cover on a cake.
twitter.com
It's clear Cosmo heavily edited her photo already
Parker Murphy