Trap advice needed

You could at least have deleted the reference numbers from the wikipedia article

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Sounds like a good idea, just thought that talking about this kind of thing might get really awkward

>5'8
>short
That's not short. Manlet memes aside, short for a trap is 5'4 below. You're gay af.

Aged seven, he began boarding at St. George's School in Ascot, Berkshire; he hated it, did poorly academically, and regularly misbehaved.[27] Visits home were to Connaught Place in London, where his parents had settled,[28] while they also took him on his first foreign holiday, to Gastein in Austria-Hungary.[29] As a result of poor health, in September 1884 he moved to Brunswick School in Hove; there, his academic performance improved but he continued to misbehave.[30] He narrowly passed the entrance exam which allowed him to begin studies at the elite Harrow School in April 1888.[31] There, his academics remained high-he excelled particularly in history-but teachers complained that he was unpunctual and careless.[32] He wrote poetry and letters which were published in the school magazine, Harrovian,[33] and won a fencing competition.[34] His father insisted that he be prepared for a career in the military, and so Churchill's last three years at Harrow were spent in the army form.[35] He performed poorly in most of his exams.[36]

On a holiday to Bournemouth in January 1893, he fell and was knocked unconscious for three days.[37] In March he took a job at a cram school in Lexham Gardens, South Kensington,[37] before holidaying in Switzerland and Italy that summer.[38] He made three attempts to be admitted to the Royal Military Academy, Sandhurst, only succeeding on the third.[39] There, he was accepted as a cadet in the cavalry,[40] starting his education in September 1893.[36] In August 1894 he and his brother holidayed in Belgium,[41] and he spent free time in London, joining protests at the closing of the Empire Theatre, which he had frequented.[42] His Sandhurst education lasted for 15 months; he graduated in December 1894.[36] Shortly after Churchill finished at Sandhurst, in January 1895, his father died; this led Churchill to adopt the belief that members of his family inevitably died young.[43]

As a fully fledged crossdressing gay boy...
If you enema correctly, you can put water up there and it comes out cleaner
Also if you do it properly I can put a 7' dildo balls deep and there isn't even the slightest bit of shit
You have nothing to worry about user

If he was 5'4 it would have been just as gay, as traps are gay

In February 1895, Churchill was commissioned as a second lieutenant in the 4th Queen's Own Hussars regiment of the British Army, based at Aldershot.[45] This position earned him a wage of 150 pounds a year, which was far outstripped by his expenditure.[36] In July, he rushed to Crouch Hill, North London to sit with Everest as she lay dying, subsequently organising her funeral.[46] Churchill was eager to witness military action and used his mother's influence to try to get himself posted to a warzone.[47] In the autumn of 1895, he and Reginald Barnes traveled to Cuba to observe its war of independence; they joined Spanish troops attempting to suppress independence fighters and were caught up in several skirmishes.[48] In North America, he also spent time in New York City, staying with the wealthy politician Bourke Cockran at the latter's Fifth Avenue residence; Cockran profoundly influenced the young Churchill.[49] Churchill admired the United States, writing to his brother that it was "a very great country" and telling his mother "what an extraordinary people the Americans are!"[50]

With the Hussars, Churchill arrived in Bombay, British India, in October 1896.[51] They were soon transferred to Bangalore, where he shared a bungalow with Barnes.[52] Describing India as a "godless land of snobs and bores",[53] Churchill remained posted there for 19 months, during the course of which he made three visits to Calcutta, expeditions to Hyderabad and the North West Frontier, and two visits back to Britain.[54] Believing himself poorly educated, he began a project of self-education,[55] reading the work of Plato, Adam Smith, Charles Darwin, and Henry Hallam.[56] Most influential for him were however Edward Gibbon's The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, Winwood Reade's The Martyrdom of Man, and the writings of Thomas Babington Macaulay.[57]

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At least there is that, thanks man, makes me a bit less worried.