There is an infinitely amazing afterlife awaiting everyone around the corner of a ceased heartbeat...

Fuck you double Satan I don't believe your lies

Who is this semen femen

Checked... Satan is that you?

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Her name is sleepy and I think she browses Jow Forums. There was a thread about her a few hours ago.

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The lights and other euphoric experiences are caused by your neurons firing off all at once right before you die or were supposed to die which causes a sensory overload. There is no afterlife that is known, if you want one then create it yourself by finding out a way to implant your conscience into data forms.

The true afterlife is that we will live forever, and the Singularity is near.

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What does Jow Forums think of quantum immortality?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality
youtube.com/watch?v=0YsjrA87Cno
youtube.com/watch?v=za_b9UQoz6E

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if fren like u can take six

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No, everyone is going. Doesn't matter if you're Adolf Hitler or Jesus H. Christ. Your moral performance in this video game experience is irrelevant, just like you don't have to be a good character when you play a video game to get served pancakes for dinner by your loving family.

Life is just a video game like that. It's immersive, fun, and believable while we're still in it, and we wanted it to be like that.

There's no evidence for that claim of yours, and plenty of evidence that argues against it. See for instance this:

horizonresearch.org/Uploads/Journal_Resuscitation__2_.pdf

>What is the big rip, big crunch, or big freeze.
>What is, even in the best case scenario, 10^120 years from now when we can't even harvest black holes for energy anymore

Humanity might survive for a long time, but not forever, because the universe can't survive forever.

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What is karma? Why shouldn't go torture some hated enemies right now?

I think it's interesting, but not provable, not yet, anyway. If you switch to a universe where you're not dead, then you never know you died. If you actually believe in it, then you're probably just using it to cope.

another
>Scripted Gets
episode. [yawns]

>What is karma?

There is no karma:

youtube.com/watch?v=Oo8szDkpcsM

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stop self shilling you fucking ugly goblina whore

>Atheist cope: The post

Yaaaawn. Keep on denying the confirmed sexts of truth from above.

How does that cognitive dissonance feel like?

>ugly
user are you blind or just retarded?

Spread the word, far and wide!

checked and based and redpilled
cringe and bastepilled

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What the Fuggggggg. The devil confirms the afterlife; and advocates for you to an hero? i think not, maybe next time sucker.

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Normally I'd call bullshit, but those repeating integers are quite convincing...

Nice numbers, thanks op. I shall find happiness before i die tho

OP do you have a discord I want to talk to you

we could make a religion out of this
ori

if there is an afterlife i dont think it will be much better than this one for me,since the bigest problem in my life is myself at this point, i will probably be a loser on the other side too

Does this confirm the afterlife?

I doubt it. Faggots don't confirm anything.

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I can only hope so satan

But I don't. Fuck this shit.

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wew

origigigigig

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You managed to miss a thread with bait and a pic of horse crotchboobs this morning.

The thread was up for several hours and archived by the way.

I ONLY WANT YOUR FUCKING THROAT TORN OUT AND I'D LIKE TO CRACK YOUR FUCKING SKULL AND MAKE YOU DIE YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. I'D LIKE TO STAB YOUR FUCKING HEART AND MAKE YOU DIE YOU FUCKING WASTE OF FUCKING LIFE

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I MEAN IT TOO, I'D LIKE THE FEELING OF RIPPING YOUR HEART OUT OF YOUR CHEST, DISPLACING THE REST OF YOUR ORGANS AND WATCHING THE BLOOD FLOW OUT FROM THE REST OF YOU

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AND I STILL WANT YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIPPED OFF YOUR NECK

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If this post ands in anything other than 0 god is not real. Check it.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
DIS SHIT REAL NIGGA PRAISE DA SIXTS

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blagh reee barneyfags blegh i wish i was less lonely

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Haven't seen sextuplets on any board ever and ive been here for ages, seem to always miss them. Checked

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This girl got a discord or something

>Satan shilling the afterlife yet again
That's all this post is confirming

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Die fucking barney fag retard

Hard to argue with that. I enjoy boring games, though

What a fucking waste of sexts.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ?
originalionalitay

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Woah, that Satanic get.

The REALLY scary thing is that OP is right, yet for a lot of people today that afterlife is a hell. I'm not just memeing, I've done years of research to know such things are a reality. Seek Christ.

I ONLY WANT YOUR FUCKING THROAT TORN OUT AND I'D LIKE TO CRACK YOUR FUCKING SKULL AND MAKE YOU DIE YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. I'D LIKE TO STAB YOUR FUCKING HEART AND MAKE YOU DIE YOU FUCKING WASTE OF FUCKING OXYGEN

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Welp, seems like we're all gonna make it after all.

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Great GET! I hope I will be cute in said afterlife! :3 ^_^

Are you female (female)? If so, drop discord pls, you sound qt

Fascinating concept I was obsessed with for a while. I think the counter argument of quantum insomnia is somewhat more convincing. It's also worth mentioning that quantum immortality hinges on some very heavy assumptions
>quantum mechanics work according to that specific hypothesis
>there is no conscious afterlife
Besides, it has some horrifying implications for those going into old age.

>watching barney is bad

You do realise i suck on pacifiers and have a mommy gf?

Damn must suck to be you neckbeard

Are you saying the pope is wrong user?

Does this change if you are a faggot or bi?

Fuck off. Heaven is literally hell

All you do is grovel and let God suck your soul out

It's fucking boring. Your not even allowed to have sex or fun in heaven

>There's no evidence for that claim of yours, and plenty of evidence that argues against it. See for instance this:

>horizonresearch.org/Uploads/Journal_Resuscitation__2_.pdf

Is this the best you can come up with? It explicitly states they didn't prove anything because the 2% of patients that reported the out-of-body NDEs weren't in any of the rooms with things placed high up for verification purposes.

Like that other user said, NDEs are just chemical rushes in the brain, when you die your brain stops working so you can't have those experiences anymore.

Yes. All faggots go to hell.

God created gayness

No, God created free will that allows people to choose faggotry. But he doesn't want you to be a faggot.

>choose
LOL

Letting other men put their penises in your anus is a choice. You didn't have to be a faggot. Instead you chose to defy God.

Dead faggots = God laughs

Incorrect

God is omniscient, so he knew before he even created Adam and Eve that gayness would occur

Therefore he created gayness and is it's origin point. He is responsible.

He willingly allowed it to come into being.

Creating imperfect beings also shows his own imperfection and flawed powers of creation.

So if you legit are not attracted to females at all, what, just remain celibate and alone all your life?

God created the penis and the anus.

The very fact he created sexual genitals at all is perverse.

Business as usual for robots

You guys really need to expand your horizons of all you can think of when you read "afterlife" is heaven and hell.

The tree that reaches to heaven must have roots that reach to hell. Duality is inherent to or understanding of reality, without sadness we would not understand happiness. The afterlife is layered, but the highest godhead is beyond duality. The monad, the original point. No other points for context, simply BEING. Call it heaven, call it nirvana, call it what you will, it doesn't matter. People need to realize there is truth in religion, but you need the esoteric context to understand it. This is mostly lost on the world, long gone are the days of cults with hierarchies of bestowed esoteric knowledge. Most modern religions are exoteric control structures built to keep you in the illusion.

That doesn't answer the question. It's not about robots or this or that, just in general do christcucks and islamcucks think gays should just stay celibate and alone their whole life? user above made it sound like it's the act of sodomy or similar that damns you to hell, not that you are a fag.

Oh no! A neckbeard in his mother's basement is using LOGIC and FACTS against me! How will I ever recover?

Modern Christians recognize that things aren't that simple.

If, like a pedophile, you cannot fix your defective sexuality, then this is best. It is the test God has chosen for you.

You do not decide what is perverse and what is not. That judgement is made by God.

>near-death experiences (NDEs) are evidence of that.

Unfortunately not. Perhaps if they were all the same.

> It is the test God has chosen for you.
So what is the test for straight people?

Abrahamics don't have a consensus as to whether it's the action or the thought which constitutes sin, but most will tell you it's the thought. So most will tell you that just being gay makes you worthy of hellfire. But of course there are some who would tell you to remain celibate your entire life instead. How very convenient that there is a priestly class based around celibacy in their religion too.

Fuck off satan, I don't believe your lies

I mentioned it above, but didn't the Pope say that there is no hell and it's more just those judged as not worthy of heaven just cease to exist anymore? I've been curious what the belief is around that as well.
On the whole thought vs act thing, I would hope it's not just thought. I am one who believes that most people don't consciously choose to be gay. So it would really kind of suck if something they couldn't choose that led to possible thoughts doomed them for eternity.

Let us sacrifice you and you can tell us all about it

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We will kill you for being alone too.
Just because we know you are a closeted gay and deserve to die still

What the Pope said there is a pretty popular belief among really serious Christian theologians, but a ton of Abrahamics are pretty pleb-tier in theology so they never get to consider these sort of ideas.
Otherwise, yeah it'd really suck if thoughts were sufficient for damnation. It would suck so much that I'm inclined to hope it doesn't work that way.

I'm closeted Questioning at this point thank you very much. I haven't acted either way, and don't even know at this point.
Just clarifying, that is basically what he said though right? It's just not existing anymore?

Your thoughts are sinful and you must be punished regardless

Pope doesn't speak English so he gets mistranslated a lot for the purpose of spreading an agenda. I doubt he outright made that claim about hell, but it's possible.

But I didn't choose those thoughts, they just appeared?

I'd definitely like to see that happen.

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Yeah this is why I wanted to make sure, definitely in today's media age where people will make conclusions or statements based on what someone said that add more or misinterpret what someone said, if you get what I mean.

Tell us more, OP. I want to believe. Can I just choose to come back to earth with foresight and superpowers?

They basically are all the same. But why do people expect the afterlife to present itself exactly the same way for everyone? Wouldn't there be variety in paradise?

vimeo.com/7464750

That's a goldmine of information, enjoy!

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>Is this the best you can come up with?

Of course not, I just did not want to overwhelm you immediately! ^^

Here are 104 well-documented cases of out-of-body experience (OBE) sightings that were confirmed to have occurred in a way that can't be accounted for by any theory compatible with materialism:

amazon.com/Self-Does-Not-Die-Experiences-ebook/dp/B01LYMHXCO/

>It explicitly states they didn't prove anything because the 2% of patients that reported the out-of-body NDEs weren't in any of the rooms with things placed high up for verification purposes.

Read more carefully. One of the cases happened demonstrably 3-5 minutes into a cardiac arrest, with verified observations during that time.

The brain is not working 3-5 minutes into a cardiac arrest. Those observations were not made with the brain. Materialism is henceforth empirically falsified.

>Like that other user said, NDEs are just chemical rushes in the brain, when you die your brain stops working so you can't have those experiences anymore.

That is the theory everyone thinks of the first 5 minutes when they hear about the phenomenon. But more than 40 years of research and a ton of studies tell a completely different story. There is just no way to square the actual data with such a theory. For a more thorough elaboration, see for instance this: amazon.com/Science-Near-Death-Experience-Consciousness-Survives-ebook/dp/B00462RVEG/

Pic related is the kind of beauty we will all meet when we enter the light, but magnify it by 10^10000000, at least. I'm serious.

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>It's fucking boring. Your not even allowed to have sex or fun in heaven

Implying there aren't endless fields of orgies in heaven.

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What is the extent of Satain's domain?

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STAN

some anons are saying that we are in some really dark times, indicated by Benedict's stepping down.

sex is overrated. Get it over with in this life senpai.

>Guy calls sexts in his own post
>These two retards cope by trusting luck or some retarded faith
Yikes, the state of you retards and worshiping obviously scripted gets

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killing myself
pls be true

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