Chubby Chaser AMA

I'm marrying a 300+ pound woman in 40 days. Ask me anything

Cooking her breakfast right now

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How much do you weigh and why are you attracted to her are you fit at all?

Not worth marrying a fetish bro. This fat pig is going to expect you to cook her breakfast everyday for the rest of your life regardless of whether you're sick or tired or whatever, and she cant even clean the house cus that requires getting on the floor. Big mistake

Obseity makes ovaries weaker, enjoy your weak allergic-ridden mouthbreather son

How much diet soda do you drink?

imagine her smell

She cleans more than I do and she cooks 7/10 times. She is very capable of getting on the floor

She was studying sociology at the university I was at. Lots of girls like her in social science

This plus a vastly increased mortality risk to the unborn child and the obese mother.
Not even fat hating, just looking out for the child who has no choice in being born...

>Cooking her breakfast right now
Doubt it, that's a Jow Forums breakfast. Eggs and meat, essentially nothing but protons.

So how is she going to make money with that degree

I'm 215 right now which is a bit on the heavy side for me. I'd like to get back down to around 205 but depression and jiujitsu injuries have been kicking my ass. I'm going to the gym in about 15 minutes.

She has a nice personality, a pretty face, and not that bad of a body. Big belly, thighs, and calves but also big tits and a round, snooth ass

Post pic of her body

there's no such thing

None. I do occassionally drink sugar free energy drinks when I'm on long drive.

I have a STEM degree and make decent money so it doesn't really matter, but she works in healthcare

How tall is she?
Is she an apple, pear, or hour-glass body?
Are you Jow Forums?

I'm 232 lbs and finally started getting back into lifting/working out a couple months ago after recovering from surgery. I wish I had a Jow Forums man who would cook/eat keto foods with me.

That's because the waffles weren't done yet

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She's 5'6 and hourglass shaped.

Her dad and brother are two of the biggest men I've ever me but she got her mom's height.

Ah I see.

Would you have the recipe for the meat tomatoes and bellpeppers? That stuff looks fantastic.

Post body of both you and your bitch. I need to see what kind of chubby chaser you are. You could either be the beta fuck who fucks landwhales with no actual form because your fetish is getting in the way of how you percieve her, or you could actually be someone with taste. You are leaning towards that latter right now, but I just need to be sure.

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Yes

1 porkchop (mine were already cooked since they were leftovers)
1 whole tomato
1 Anaheim pepper (I picked mine from my garden this morning)
2 eggs
1/4 white onion, chopped

Cut porkchop into cubes, place in frying pan on medium with no oil. Once fat starts to sweat off the meat, season with paprika, cayenne pepper, salt, black pepper, and garlic salt.
Add diced tomato, it's very important to let it cook down so it doesn't make the eggs runny.
Add onions and pepper, cook until onion is slightly browned.
Section the pan so you have space to put the eggs in. Cook the eggs unti they are starting to solidify, then scramble.

Cook until eggs are solid, add Aardvark habanero sauce and enjoy

Excellent, thank you.