"Hey user, I'm gonna be your new personal trainer! The name's Jason, pleased to meet you! Before we start...

>"Hey user, I'm gonna be your new personal trainer! The name's Jason, pleased to meet you! Before we start, I'm gonna need your height, body weight, lifts, and any personal goals that I can assist you with. Let's see what we can do!"

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5'9
183.6 lb
185 lb bench for 3, 100 lb squat for 10, 225 deadlift for 5.

Goal: lose 20 lb, reach 163.6 lb bodyweight.

I've never seen a PT doing anything but meme kettlebell shit and resistance band and medicine ball shit at my gym. They don't "ask your lifts"

Uh thanks y-you too.

5'10
188lbs
Squat 335
Deadlift 365
Bench 225
OHP 165

goal is 1k club

Wow the meme PTs at your gym that got a "certification" in fitness and are getting paid a little more than minimum wage don't the fuck they are going?

Tell me more.

i choose not to associate with niggers. i need a new trainer please

6'0
108kg
FSQ:170kg
BN:130kg
DL:220kg

Fix my busted back and hips

aint no nigger gonna be MY personal trainer
back to your cage nigo!

YOU RACIST NIGGA?

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6’3”
251lbs eight weeks into a cut

375 bench
405 squat
495 deadlift

I have lower back issues so I have to be careful with lifts. I’m looking to finish this cut and re-bulk my way to 300 this time (stopped at 270). My goals are aesthetic.

I would like one climber gf, please. That is my fitness goal.

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I want this guy as my trainer. Sign me up

"THEN LETS GET TO WORK!"

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6'6
191 lbs

155 lb bench for 5, 176 lb squat for 5, 225 deadlift for 5(?)

Goal: losing some bf, reaching 1,2,3,4

> Signing up for a PT in the first place

Jesus Christ

4'2''
436lbs
20lbs bench 1rep, 25lbs deadlift/squats 1rep

Goal: I already basically look like the lovechild of Arnold and Zyzz, my only goal is to inspire others to reach my level

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5' 8"
198 lbs
Squat 525
Bench 315 touch and go
Dead 555
Goal: 600 dead, 545 squat, 335 paused bench. After that I'd like to try to cut down to 185

Hi Jason! I didn’t realize you would be a nigger!

My goal is to ultimately remove all non-europeans from europe, would PPL be best for that?

Correct me if I'm wrong but don't these total to 1k?

You don't count OHP It's the big 3 for your 1k club.

>TFW none of that makes us taller

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It's almost 2019 bro. Racism isn't cool or funny anymore.

>"The name's Jason"

Sup, tyrone, my nigger.

I don't associate with niggers, nor does any other white man.

6'2"
215 lbs
Squat 385
DL 475
Bench 265

Also, personal training is a scam.

Climbers are weird hippies. You don't want one.

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crackle crackle

You're not on funnyjunk anymore, boyo.

If you think this site is racist to be cool or funny, you're wrong.

do you see how his arms are getting less nigger the better they are?

congrats you idiot