Lets get this out onto a Jow Forums thread
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Mirin thread
Josiah Garcia
Nolan Bell
mirin that LRP ration bruv, dat coffee instant is amazing
Hudson Hernandez
>join online D&D game with people i only vaugly know
>one of them refers to me as "that strong guy"
Asher Edwards
>visiting mom
>washing my dinner dish at the sink
>she giggles
>"what?"
>"you're so slender but your arms are so big!"
John Kelly
I was on a cigarette break with some people, and a female acquaintance of mine has told me that "you really did bulk up recently"
and this was mirin' hard because I was always in the skelly mode
too bad the girl was a lesbian. i guess i could try taking her out desu
Justin Robinson
I'll get mired one day.
Dominic Powell
>be me
>6'4 230
>19
>walk to local bar for happy hour
>broad fucking daylight
>realize I left my fake at home
>shit
>when I get up to the front of the line, just stick my wrist out for a band and hand the guy $30
>doesnt even ask for an ID and overbands me
(if you're familiar with the tallahassee area, you can probably guess where this was)
and that was just the start of it
>girl walks up to me, she's a friend of a friend or something
>asks me how I'm doing
>say like five words before she stops me
>OMG WHAT ACCENT IS THAT, ARE YOU FROM AUSTRALIA?
>explain I'm from zimbabwe
>BUT user WHY ARENT YOU BLACK
>refrain from autistically explaining the entire history of rhodesia like I have in the past
>literally does not matter what I say, she just keeps going back to the accent
>later on still talking
>starts feeling up and down arm and like clinging to me
>bar closes and I take her home
tfw working so hard to be Jow Forums and got laid because of my retarded accent
Aaron Clark
>Lost my virginity with SteveMRE playing in the background
A good feeling.
Camden Watson
>grandmas birthday
>the old guy I only see every birthday of my grandma is there
>i hug my grandma
>old guy :"my god he got big"
its something
Isaac Myers
Story please
Jayden Roberts
> Play fighter
> Players call him strong guy
> Probably referring to his character
Bentley Morgan
I've gotten mired several times over the summer, and made chicks spaghetti all over the place...just not the right chicks
>Up on a ladder at work
>Megawhale who I thought was 26 (actually 20 and younger than me) prattling on about mindless shit while I'm trying to stack heavy boxes
>"Be careful user!"
"Nah if I fall I get to go home"
>"Well, I like you better when you're not hurt teehee"
Lmao wut
>Making desserts
>Spraying some whip cream
>"Spray it in my mouth user"
Lmao wut
>Same girl from desserts
>Kind of passively flirting on and off even though I don't find her attractive
>Take off my bulky uniform at the end of the night, wearing slim black clothes underneath
>Conversation trails off
>Drink an espresso, put the cup away and then get to work cleaning up
>"Did you finish your coffee"
"Yeah"
>"Good"
Bertstare.jpg
>"Just making sure you finished your coffee" -smiles
I'm usually pretty baked at work and often oreoccupied with prepping, so I don't even know how to react in these scenarios
Owen Wright
>hehe
Colton Perez
>go out on date with chick
>she invites herself back to my place
>complete sperg so I have no idea what to do
>"Hey lets watch some TV user"
>she wants to sit on the couch and cuddle I think
>TV is only for xbox so I don't have any cable
>hook up my computer on an HDMI
>open up youtube
>all my recommended videos are SteveMRE from when I binge watched him drunk
>"whos that user? Whats an MRE?"
>god bless this chick for still being interested
>put on 'chicken burrito bowl'
>snuggle up with her on the couch
>not sure how to make any of the moves
>she's not even interested in the video, just looking at me
>"You're really goofy user, its cute"
>she kisses me
>start making out
>feel up her tits, no idea what I'm doing
>she pulls off her bra right as Steve says "Nice!"
>struggle to not die laughing as this chick is showing off her tits
>lose v-card
Pretty fun story desu.
Grayson Thompson
legendary if true
Gabriel Sullivan
A-user she was mirin but leaned onto your accent to indirectly tell you she's mirin.
Nathaniel Lopez
I'm proud of you
Michael Gray
Travis Willingham?
Ian Wood
by leaned onto I mean she used it as an excuse
David Rogers
>gorgeous day in sunny sw florida
>go for my weekly sunday run
>beautiful upper-middle class friendly white neighborhood
>take shirt off to get some sun as i always do
>friendly waves from all the neighbors, cutting grass, trimming trees
>kids playing in sprinklers and riding around on bikes with their parents
>getting mires from every girl in the vicinity over the age of 12
>milfs giving me friendly waves and teenage girls whispering and giggling while they walk with their friends
>take my weekly stop at little kid's lemonade stand
>him and his dad chill by the sidewalk, it's become routine every sunday
>group of teenage girls (think it's his daugher and friends) is always there when i come by
>the group has grown larger every week, theres about 7 or 8 of them now
>more glances and giggles
>way too young, but still feels nice
>bid farewell and walk about a half mile while i enjoy my ice cold lemonade in the hot sun
>more friendly waves to and from passer-by's, rubber necks from females in cars that drive by
>feel like the pope getting greeted by all my nice neighbors i walk past
>finish my drink and sprint the final stretch to my house
>cool older neighbor and his wife are in their front yard gardening together
>"Hey user! Beautiful out isn't it?"
>"Sure is! You guys have a great day!"
>"You too!"
>go inside and take a nice cold shower
>all ready to do some sunday chores
>life is good
James Ross
the dream
Leo Sullivan
Fuck your mom
Adrian Moore
John Wilson
You should have sex w Ur mother
Gavin Roberts
>tfw my girlfriend calls me slim and muscular at the same time and always mires my big arms
H-heh I guess that's what you get for not gaining any weight while lifting...
Colton Diaz
None of these are mires user
Jaxson Rogers
Ffs user you killed me
Jose Phillips
>she pulls off her bra right as Steve says "Nice!"
Lmao
Carter Cook
Nice!
Austin Campbell
Get this man some coffee instant.
Jackson Reed
you sound like a subhuman piece of shit.
Good day sir.
Caleb Reed
Comfy af
Eli Powell
Gf says she loves my strong back and shoulders during sex
Lucas Fisher
>joking with friends at uni
>me and friend have this "i hate you" joke
>i grab this 30kg round wood bench to put under a tree
>friend try to stop me joking
>kick it the bench away from me making it rolling away
>lift the wood and throw at him
>miss on purpose
>everyone say "wow wtf dude"
>"user you got strong"
Feels good man
Nicholas Martin
John Martin
Lets get you out onto a tray ;)