Twink/trap/femboy routine suggestions?
Anyone know of any workout routines and diet guides to get a skinny fat male to look more like a trap? Inb4 infographic meme.
Twink/trap/femboy routine suggestions?
Connor Edwards
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Isaiah Rodriguez
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
Brandon Miller
Get off this board you smelly bastard
Asher Rogers
Go to swimm with cute boys
Repeat until you are cute too
Ayden Bell
Let me ravage your ass, then neck hangs 1xf
Hudson Howard
ITT: insecure males
Xavier Powell
why is there a twink thread every day? also you never post bodies
Carter Nelson
Get lean and train glutes.
That makes you skinny while building ass.
So maybe squats, cycling or legpress.
Also make sure to consume a lot of söy-protein.
Evan Brown
Thanks for the actual response. So onions isn't just a meme? I've been reading about estrogen and stuff, but my major isn't in bio lol.
Ian Robinson
Kill yourself
Charles Jones
Are there special cute boy swim clubs?
Luke Young
Why the fuck is ONIONS corrected to onions
Juan Myers
Söy. Am I missing something here
Mason Butler
Söy is automatically filtered to onions
Connor Wood
How is this fit related?
Mason Rogers
It is not entirely a meme, but there are way stronger phytoestrogens.
Maybe take finasteride to prevent hair-loss and lower testosterone a litte, downside is that you may get infertile and may get erectile dysfunction.
It is a workout routine as well, just not exactly what most people here do...
Brayden Phillips
>telling a guy to low his testosterone on purpose is fit
Leo Murphy
all u can do as an adult is lower testosterone levels as low as possible and increase estro , weirdo
Robert Garcia
You could start by not being a faggot
Jack Young
S o y is a meme. It's a phytoestrogen, not a mammalian estrogen. The only people who buy into the meme, and as a result fear s o y, are low test beta bois trying to be men and worry about any little thing reducing their already minuscule test levels.
The only study I know of that showed feminising effects from soi involved a single male who ate 40 servings of soi daily for months on end. That's like 3,000 calories a day just from tofu, let alone everything else in your diet.
Nicholas Green
Rope x F you filthy sodomite.
Daniel Thomas
Sorry, I think you meant onions
Andrew Hughes
I mean onions
Daniel King
>he replies to his own post
Gavin Lopez
>wanting to be small
N E V E R
G O N N A
M A K E
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David Johnson
They think if they make their attentionwhoring vaguely fit related they won't get deleted. Just report.
Thomas Allen
Almost as good as when Jow Forums gets upset because someone wants something different than them. I don't aspire to have my arms not touch my sides, or be a physical monstrosity due to disproportionate muscle sizes. I have a feminine body to start with, so I want to make it good looking.
Ethan Peterson
I agree with your general premise but you're still a fucking faggot. Take it to /lgbt/ where the other crazies post
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Fuck off transphobe bigot
Jeremiah Ward
>muh Jow Forums
every time
kys you're self faggot
Samuel Sullivan
in reverse order of importance for dat ass
squats, stiff legged deadlifts, lunges, hip adductor/abductor (whichever one means pushing outwards)
Connor Campbell
Oh fuck off you make these threads every day for the attention.
John Nguyen
>One caveat: some onions products contain estrogen-like chemicals that could have adverse effects. So stay away from onions isoflavone supplements and foods made with textured vegetable protein and onions protein isolate, found in many protein powders and nutrition bars.
eating tofu wont do much, eating 'health bars' with onions protein might
Cooper Anderson
>quotes nobody
>cites nothing
>"p-please take me seriously!"
Ethan Rogers
health.harvard.edu
you can just google the quoted text you fucking mong
Gabriel Peterson
My first thread on this but ok. I'm obviously posting this everyday for the last X years. You got me. Onions
Liam Thomas
A "neck yourself" would have been more intimidating
Connor Taylor
>NO U DONT UNDERSTAND
>LOOK AT THIS LINK WHICH ALSO DOESNT CITE ITS SOURCES
Uh-huh. Good 1
Joseph Bennett
based
Brandon Watson
Pilled