"alright let's go around and everyone introduce themselves and say one fun fact about themselves"

>"alright let's go around and everyone introduce themselves and say one fun fact about themselves"

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Hi i am user and even though doctor gave me a pill, i cant stop sucking dick

>"when you introduce yourself, put an adjective that describes you and alliterates with your name in front so it's more fun and people will remember you more easily!"
>"I'm wacky Wendy!"

I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain someone.

>"Hi I'm user and there's nothing I trust to share with any of you."

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>name starts with K
I was born to lose this fucking game.

Hi I'm Misaki and I'm going to make you a functional member of society

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I usually just make up something on the spot that's a lie, because I'm never going to meet these fucking people again
>Hi, I'm a functioning alcoholic
>Hi, I actually didn't pay for this class, I just slipped the professor a few favors to get in here and put me on the roster
>Hi, I'm functionally illiterate
>Hi, I am chemically addicted to caffine and haven't felt happy since childhood
Give it the right delivery and you can actually find yourself with some friends

ku klux kevin

I'm saying this because I care: none of those things will help you find friends.

Thanks for the laugh, might use that one when college starts.

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>Good_insertTime_ my name is user and I play the saxophone...........

I was appalled when I realized they still do this shit in university. Jesus christ, why.

>"I collect masks and knives."

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This is partly why I'm afraid of college

>Aryan Aaron

I really like videos games, yeah
And technology

oh come on kinky kyle, you got this

i originally kek'd completely originally

>I'm Brisky Bruno

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gestapo garry

It's how I met my fiance, so thanks man

master race marvin

Hey, i'm user, i don't care about any of you till you prove yourself worthy. I like pizza.

SS Simon

muted, kek

Hi, I'm user. I like to dissect girls. Did you know that I'm utterly insane?

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Thaaaats wonderful user. Next!

Don't even start woth me, my name starts with a Q

>Fuhrer Frank

Hi, i'm user. One time the first thing i thinked in the day was how much i wanted to kill myself

Why did you make me relive this nightmare?

Queer Quantisha

Hi I'm M and I never ate watermelons without people I liked

>hi, I'm user and I'm ready to fucking kill myself

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"I can whistle with my mouth shut."

Allow me to introduce myself: I'm a man of hate and disgust.

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I'd like to wack Wendy.
Also, this teacher looks doable.

I am studying to become a Catholic priest

Hi I'm user and I must be in the wrong class because we don't do this in stem

Too soon.
This is preschool. Try not to sit on your compass again, stem master race.

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>preschool
then I'm really in the wrong class cuz I'm 25

>Hi I'm user and I used to smoke a shitload of crystal meth.
Actually said this on the first day of my college English 2 class. Everyone was surprisingly cool with it except a couple snobby this. My professor and I got pretty close. I wrote my final essay on the illuminati and he gave me an A. Definitely a high point in my life.

Props to you for stopping.

>SUN'S OUT BUM'S OUT, BITCH

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

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he never said he stopped