Push ups thread

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I reject blonde girls on regular basis.

People who say this shit are almost always some dirty low down mother fuckers that fuck the ugliest beasts but convince theirselves otherwise.

rollingo

thinking we'd fall for your lies lmao

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DELET THIS FUKCING IMAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>be me
>18
>gf is 16 7/10 qt
>lose virginity to each other
>OP pic is my literal pov
>"I love you user"
Mfw

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Roleing

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>be
>19
>kv
DELET

Losing virginity at 18 is pretty pathetic desu.
If you haven't lost it at 15, there's something wrong with you.

I lost it at 12 to my 16 year old baby sitter. Is that cool or just weird?

Shut the fuck up and let the man enjoy his memories. You're like a woman.

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AHHHHH FUCK YOU OP NEVER POAST PIC LIKE THIS AGAIN

pro tip: she doesn't

Maybe you're right. But I guarantee you never had that pure love in your entire life.
>I still win

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Only if you're still fucking her.

I might be fundamentally broken. I'm not compatible with other people.

I've fucked women but none of them ever seem to want to stay with me. Only had one girlfriend for a couple of months and everything seemed so distant and fake with her. I didnt feel anything for her and im pretty sure she didnt feel anything either.

I cant see myself spending my life with a woman. Im too fucked up and broken. Im too weird and afraid for somebody to get close enough to see how broken i am.

This song isnt making me feel any better.

Also i did 80 push ups in a row the other day. Lets see what i get this time.

youtu.be/rDDIu5f7vYk

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Who said I cared if she did?

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story?

>I cant see myself spending my life with a woman. Im too fucked up and broken.
same, but i'm not even bummed about it, its just unappealing

HIDE PSY OPS THOT THREADS
they make these threads to make us want them but we dont love these hoes
dont let the thots stray you from the path

>that atonal drivel
Your taste of music is even more worse. Get over yourself.

but doesn't it make you sad seeing people pairing off and getting to know every inch of each other? Knowing that you'll never be able to be completely yourself with someone, let all of your skeletons out of the closet and be completely yourself in the presence of another?

I feel like i'll never be able to do that with anyone and i'll always be hiding a part of myself.

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Barrel roll

ROLLLLLL

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>atonal
>even more worse
check out THIS GUY

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no not at all really. idk I just like being alone more. when I'm around people I just want to go somewhere else. sometimes when I lay down on the floor to go to bed at night I think how nice it would be to not have to sleep alone, but then I think of all the other shit that would have to go along with that comfort and I remember I like it better this way. it would just feel wrong being in a relationship, like I was just pretending or something. like when two kids are playing house and they pretend to be married, I would just feel like a LARPer

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Get a better taste in musical fucking dumb

I managed 25 in a row till I broke, better than the 10 last week so I'm getting better. Will hit 151 today this afternoon then sleep, 151 in the morning, 151 afternoon and add the remaining 57 before I start tomorrow for a new roll.

Wish me luck faggots

>thf gonna be a 21 y/o KHV in November
I WILL TRY TO FIND MY PLACE IN THE DIARY OF JANE

This.... and go in explicit detail

i dnt wan 2 be lonely anymoar

your hopes and dreams are incompatible with reality

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>this image
>everytime
>everyday

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please post some good music

Indulge me in your patrician taste.

No classical.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI'LLDOTHELASTTWODIGITSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Gimme big numbers before bed

this should be the banner for the website

>your brain on lookism

Rollinnnn

rollz

Rollllllllll

May zyzz be with you my friend

Pussy

Are we all gonna ignore the fact he’s literally a pedophile?

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I'll just push till I feel something.

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>never had underage pussy
>making it
Pick one

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Was she fat user? It’s okay to be honest.

Well why not?

I had underage pussy when I was underage, time and a fucking place.

It's legal for a 18 year old to be with a 16 year old

i'm rollin for 99

Physically keked for like 10 seconds, well memed

>I feel like i'll never be able to do that with anyone and i'll always be hiding a part of myself
That happens in most all long-term relationships. It's only a bad thing when what's being hidden is dangerous/illegal/immoral. There's always some part that misses privacy, so there's usually some bits compartmentalized to grant that.

If you're so concerned about the skeletons in your closet, take those fuckers, grind them into bone meal, and use that to create an amazing garden for the world to see. Nobody will care about the fertilizer when the flowers are beautiful

you 10/10 gay

roll

Roll.

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Ambiguous gender role

underrated post

I would be okay with 5.5 then

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Dubz

Put me in the 900s

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Roll for goodnight :(

Roll for last 3 digits please be under 500

Re roll wtf

Fuck this push up thread

rowl

roll

rawlin even tho tomorrow is chest day

I feel the same, in a less melodramatic way
I enjoy sex, and cuddling, but sharing my life with a woman has absolutely no appeal to me, everything that's simple and straightforward when you're alone becomes complicated.
you negociate for the stuff you like and have to bear with her putting up with it and taking absolutely no enjoyment in it, and waste your time on stuff she likes which you don't give a damn about
everything outside of physical intimacy is a constant give and take, and it's so much work pretending you have emotions

Rollin’ in the deep

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I'm scared that my efforts to become fit will only lead to disappointment send help

>tfw cuddling with a girl
>feel nothing
>I just want “Her” anons...

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Roll

Jesus christ, I am going to die

We're all gonna make it brahs

Rollio

rollerino

Based H&L poster

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