You knoe you're here

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24-year-old here who'll never know what it's like to have a gymbro to show me the ways.

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pretty much me but i dont listen to rap and im not ashamed to speak with my family

link?

literally only alcohol and nightwalks are true. rest is forced meme shit

Why would you guys date 20 y/os. Any chick a lot younger than you is going to be really flakey. You have to be top pick to get them so if you can’t compete go for older chicks

nice try mommy

Why you keep posting this everywhere??

I follow all that except alcoholism, opium dependency, and lack of career advancement.

If everything is fucked, then making myself better than other people should be easy.

And it is; I am above average on body, wealth, and knowledge.

Now, if only that got me someone to love me, that would be awesome.

Doomer doesn’t make sense, they’re called Boomer-Z’s.

This is just Jow Forums
Kindly return there and take your shitty attitude with you.

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Literally me except I'm 20 so not that far in
How do I change Jow Forums?

boom boom boom boom, I want you in my room

make friends in college.

>23
>dating a 19yo that's obsessed with me
>effectively a college freshman by age
>but started school early so she's actually in the latter half of college so I don't have to deal with that freshmen mindset
Works for me desu.
It's weird though apparently people think I look over my age, by like 7 or more years. I thought I was kinda babyface honestly

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you mean zoomers? zoomers aren't doomers.

Only the tinder things rings true to me.

fuck I'm 23 y.o. and half of this fits me, I feel targeted lol

i'm 25 and currently having sex with an 18 year old, if you're younger than me you have no excuse

Yeah 22-24 are called Boomer-Z’s because they don’t fit as zoomers or boomers.

im 24 banging 16 yos. god bless yurop.

the boomer-Z's are the true master race.

Bro your are 23 its over, why dont you have a chosen career yet? fiance ? house ? traveled half the world ? car license ? lost virginity etc
you are old man now and you youth was stolen by society that left you behind
Walk to local city center and you will see young people having fun and bonding, making out, etc and you will pass them like a phantom with stolen youth that was never there to begin with

thats me except im 25. 23 is still young. 24 is the last year of youth. 25 its over

you do you my man. do you worry about them getting emotionally attached?

pretty much just 'alcoholism' and none of the other stuff for me. I am alienated as fuck lately, but I also go through periods where I get a lot of girls and am charismatic and everyone wants to be my friend. The world is such a meme that i barely care anymore which period I am going through, all I want to do is understand the ultimate patterns of reality but my IQ is not high enough, and it seems even high IQ people never get there, so I make vague poetry and paintings to depict what I see instead and drink myself into oblivion.

>tfw im not gonna make it
>thats unironically me except drinking

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used to be like that when I was like 19, but nowadays high school girls will just stop answering your booty calls and get with their drug dealers. the world is fucked, man.

>tfw 19 and a half
>tfw feels like just yesterday i had to lie about my age on Jow Forums
>now im actually an oldcel

it goes so fucking fast brehs. i have like 3 years left as a "kid" (you stop being a "college kid" after 22) and don't know what to do with it...

>26 next week

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it me except I'm 24

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Fucking weirdo holy shit

see i don't think it's that that's what all girls are like now, i think it's just that the only young girls that talk to us are the ones that are already off the rails

boomer z here and pic related is literally me. not sooo mmmeeee xdddd way, how the fuck is that ,,master race''

how so? for being sentient enough to realize how precious youth is and yet how quickly it burns up?

obviously when i say young, i still mean legal

>tfw 19 but this is where I'm heading
I've barely got 4 years left, it's over.

I'm absolutely this.

2/10

For calling yourself an “oldcel” at 19 and thinking 23 year olds are old IRL.

>27 next week

10 from 12 checked.
i dont give fuck im legit fine with it. embrace the autism

19 is old when you put it into perspective. at 19 my dad had a good job and a son and a wife. at 19 i have a max level wow character thats it. the things you should have accomplished by 19 but didnt make you feel like time is passing by too quick

getting married at 19 was the norm when we didn't have hospitals, how old is your dad?

>I've wasted my life since my life doesn't look like the people who lie about theirs on social media
Can someone explain this rationale to me?
People much older than us have been able to change their lives from worse circumstances. If you're so concerned about the time you've wasted why waste even more of your precious time regretting it? my 20th birthday is in 3 days, I guess I should just kill myself at this point since everything beyond the teenage years is boomer territory apparently

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Yea beezys for short breh^

*sips*

95 is first ZOOMER but still too much of boomer to fit in zoomers. literal grandpha zoomer

hes 50 right now.. most his generation married early

unironically thinking that dating teenagers makes you cool and isnt proof that you are incapable of attracting women with fully developed cortices

roasties are so obvious

What age do women have fully developed cortices?

are you 31, or did your dad have children before you?

it may be something to do with the area you were brought up in, my parents are older tgan yours and i'm younger than you and that seemed pretty normal where i was. i am prepared to concede that 'normal' is relative

im 25. my dad had children before me. both my parents are from mexico must be why they had so many kids so young.

i was directly responding to a poster who was trying to shame someone younger than me by saying they were too old to date 18 year olds. i don't think it's particularly cool, i'm just making a point about age gaps being as much of a factor as you let them be

also i wonder at what point you think women are fully mentally developed, as women are renowned for maturing earlier than men

i see, it's interesting how different cultures have different views on what you should be doing at what age . i think it's important to not let that get you down though

Me except 33. Also, I don't care.

Is this loss

I'm still a little way off, but thats still closer to true for me than I'd like.

>wasted youth
Not at 23, but now I'm at 28 I'm certainly feeling that way

Thanks for reminding me why I need to keep going, OP

Me but i'm 21 and don't drink

yeah the NPC one is shit, at least that one kinda hits the feels.

>Cares but knows there's nothing he can do
This is the one that gets me. Even the things that go your way are meaningless when other things make sure you'll never enjoy the benefits.

try psychedelics

>not taking the womenpill and having woman friends set dates for you with their work/college friends
it's not too late anons

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This hits home :(

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28 six months ago.

Whats your concern, user? You'll be a week older than you were today, very little will have actually changed.

at one point you'll realise that its not about women, but having friends to make and share memories with. women to fuck / date are something different.

how are these always so terrifyingly accurate

T. Oldcel

More!
It's so positive.

kek same
she's my first gf too

Hits close to home, more like 29yo amirite?

Where do you think you are?

I'm ugly, that's my excuse
Even young fat chicks dont want me, my options are 45+year olds or 30+ year old fatties

I wish I could do nightwalks but I live in nig central and have crippling fear of the dark cause my sister would make masks and jump out to scare the shit out of me whenever I walked through a dark room when I was a toddler. Like after 9:30 PM I just flip the fuck out and get paranoid as hell. I got revenge by convincing her to go ahead with being a tranny even though I knew she would regret it and it would fuck her up for life because she's as feminine as it gets and just got the wrong impression on femininity by the influence of tumblr autists.

So he does cardio, no wonder hes a skeleton

>the ultimate patterns of reality
you really are a brainlet then

Kek
I'm 24 and an opioid addict
I'm not a sad cunt like this cunt tho
So suck my smelly balls