Tfw no gf thread

can we have a classic ">tfw no gf" thread?

I'll start:

>tfw no Jow Forums gf

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>no gf to cover songs with
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>tfw no gf for harmonized guitar solos

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Here you go. This is the right picture

also
>got my hearth crushed by my oneitis after we spent two amazing night together
>she want to be "just friends"

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>tfw no spats-wearing bully gf

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>tfw no smug squid gf

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>tfw no smug octopus gf

Was she also wailing on your fireplace while telling you how much of a good time she had? What does any of that have to do with destroying hearths?

>tfw no gf to talk to

>tfw no Pam Beesley gf

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At that point, why even live?

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>tfw no arthouse gf to discuss obscure movies with and go to old bookstores together
I want it I need it to make feel loved
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LAriDxTeed8

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>tfw no /lit/ girlfriend

>tfw no original /natsoc/ gf

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>tfw no ilong blowing, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, ube chopping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, Jow Forums posting, qtp2t filipina gf

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tfw no fem bf to hold closely and watch the sunset with.

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that can be arranged, location?

>tfw nothing.
>tfw i havent been invited to anything in 11 years
>tfw you are completely, utterly, hopeless.

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>tfw feeling of being unloved and pathetic are the main cause of my depression
>tfw you were lead on only to be ghosted later

Guess I won't be here till next year

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tfw no chubby big boobs gf

florida

origaaa

All of these
why the fuck do I have to make it more than 7.14% content just accept it as it is

lmao hi audrey

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idk who Audrey is

Jax here, you? got discord, ig?

don't lie cunt this is you

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I also desire a tubby gf

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>tfw no cute, shy, insecure extremely needy and clingy gf
all i want in life bros

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same famablama

I am not allowed to have a gf. Sad.

who is this oreginally

>tfw oneitis start dating someone
I feel miserable

>tfw no asmr gf
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chubby girl on ig who used to follow me til i ditched that shit

>tfw no /closet weeb trash/ gf

>tfw no short, under D size cheste gf to cuddle, protect and watch anime with

>tfw no gf who hates the world with me

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Why though origina

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>tfw no gf who doesnt hate short men

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get back in the pit
there will be no gfs for you

>Tfw no Kurisu gf to cuddle with

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>tfw no whatever kind of gf

bc social media is fucking boring and vapid, used to follow "fembots" who post here often as well as r9k's queens when they used to have instagrams (ciara, fritz etc)

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Man I never knew a picture could describe me so much

bloody hell who's this? my dream girl desu

>tfw no /an/ gf to hang out with

the few girls who post on /an/ are into bestiality, user

bad taste satan

>can't see anything besides her hair and arms
>bloody hell who's this? my dream girl desu
i fear you're jumping the gun a little user

shut up and tell me who that is
or you could post more pics of her

>tfw no coworker gf to dump her Chad bf and be with me

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My girIfriend desu

>tfw no lamia/snek gf to wrap her tail around me and to cuddle in each others arms, enjoying the moment,to feel like im soaring through the air, to finally be somewhat free from my own self hatred and that i actually have some sort of value.
>But it all returns to null doesn't it.
I didn't think that i would hate living more than i already did, but now I just wanna drown in a bathtub of my own tears.

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Why the fuck are you faggots so desperate at enslaving yourself with a woman? its alright sometimes, but any woman will get annoying over time eventually.

do you know how to talk first >??