Go at the speed limit

>turning on the indicator abruptly right when they get to the stop/turn

I dunno the new trend with this but it's over half the drivers nowadays. I start my turn signal 5 or 6 seconds before a turn.

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I hope you keep a gun on yourself for your own safety.

I know someone that refuses to signal because "people won't let me in" or "it's obvious where I'm going". This person is not my friend

yeah I know, just brings a smile to my face knowing I ruined that piece of shit's moment. I'm driving the limit so get the fuck out of my ass. If he lays a hand on me I'll ruin his life in court.

I live in yurop so no guns here, most I can get is a crowbar to the face, have heard of a case where they used a weedwacker and the guy lost his legs. being in traffic can be a scary thing

Over here nobody uses their turn signals at all, ever, especially not when changing lanes, in the middle of traffic, during rush hour, without checking their mirror, right in front of you.

>If he lays a hand on me I'll ruin his life in court.
your own life will be already ruined then. have fun in er

>That guy who goes 10 under on a 60 road and 10 over in a 30 zone moments later
I want to kill these retards

Pretty much all roads are designed to be driven over the speed limit.

Me desu senpai.
It's maintaining equalibrium with the engine speed.

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but the point is it's safer to not do it. That's the thing...

Personally I stick to the limit and don't give a fuck what happens. If there's more than one lane I'll go on the first one but I'm not gonna slow down or pull over just because someone is bored on his way home and wants to cut traffic by 2-5 minutes.

fuck them.

>tfw 23 and still don't drive because I'm retarded and too slow to react to idiots who don't drive correctly
I want to become the leader of my great country and execute all the shitty drivers.

reckless people are awful but going too slow really fucks up the flow of traffic and really isn't that safe either.

The safe thing to do is drive the fucking speed limit and maintain safe distance from other vehicles at all times.

You sure can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?

youtube.com/watch?v=fop-OTS2HAU

Oh fuck those pieces of shit SEETHING

What a pussy. What other things shall you forfeit in life just because others do wrong? Maybe you shouldn't be on here either, just in case someone posts incorrectly or something you don't agree with.

Man the fuck up

If going the speed limit fucks with the flow of traffic then everyone else must be going pretty darn fast. Going slower than the speed limit is what fucks with traffic, even if it's just 5 mph.

>you will never be as braindead as Mr. Muhreen screaming impotently from behind the glass like a gorilla at the zoo

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this. They can actually fail you at driving school if you go too slow or you're way too careful.

Just fyi, you're supposed to go 5 over the posted speed limit.

I don't forfeit anything else. Cars are just expensive and I know I'd fuck up a lot because of other people on the road doing dumb stuff.

>smug about being a whimp
The whimp inside the car have no honor and should kill himself, just like you.

>people stopping and waving me through an intersection when they have the right of way or no stop sign at all
>people honking at me for stopping at a stop sign instead of rolling-stop
>people moving up over and over and over until they're practically on my bumper at a red light
>people that park right next to me when I parked far away in a completely empty parking lot
>people that match the speed of the right lane and make you do 70 for MILES
I wish death on the last ones, though. You aren't the fucking cops, stop trying to police everybody else.

>Cars are just expensive
Get a beat up then

>I know I'd fuck up a lot because of other people on the road doing dumb stuff
If it's their fault the mandatory insurance they have pays for your repairs.

Still doesn't justify not driving at all, It's not like people get killed every 5 minutes in your local traffic.

>driving behind a car which is moving slower than I would like
>leave enough room to keep them comfortable and so I can safely brake if they do
>someone starts tailgating me
>they swerve back and forth trying to find an opportunity to pass
>just as passing lane appears, I drive into it before the tailgater can
>drive alongside the other car, preventing tailgater from passing
>car beside me starts to slow down, realizing what I'm doing
>I slow down as well
>doing 40km/h in a 60 before I decide I've had enough and just want to go home
>pass into the right lane and let the schmuck pass me while he's probably screaming at me

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>people that park right next to me when I parked far away in a completely empty parking lot
i sometimes do this
its easier for me to park when I can allign myself with the other car

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OH MY GOD THIS IS TOO RELATABLE I JUST GOT MY LICENSE LAST MONTH AND FAGGOTS KEEP DOING THIS

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I never understood this. The moment they get out of the car, just bolt off. Who would actually stay?

You realize you're fucking with everyone behind him right? Not just him? If you see them wanting to pass let them be or at least have enough space for them to overtake you and the guy in front too, don't be a dick.

No really, you sound like a dick and danger on the road.

Ugh, why do you even drive

>car ahead of me is going 5 under the speed limit
>i'd like to go faster but it's okay if we don't
>slow down and keep a safe distance between us
>guy behind me tailgating as hard as he can
>clearly isn't okay with going 5 under the limit
>rages past me on a solid double line, no passing
>starts tailgating the guy that was in front of me

>still going 5 under the entire time

why would you do this are you an idiot or something

If a cop sees you do that, you're going to get cited. Seems dumb to risk paying a fine to troll in real life.

>live on an upwards slopping hill
>45 mph speed limit on my road
>pull out of driveway
>faggots still go 45 and tailgate me even though I just pulled out of a driveway and driving uphill
>usually faggots in trucks

He might be a dick, but that tailgater faggot got what he deserved.

>when they pull, and speed up when they trie to pass me

You know this is illegal right? When someone is overtaking you it's illegal to speed up. You're supposed to keep the same speed or lower it.

Police can take your license easily if they see you doing that shit since you're a danger on the road.

My brother did that once in his old F150 (traffic light changed so he hard braked) and totaled a brand new Jetta (this was 2000 or 2001). It also broke the dude's wrist. The truck's bumper was fine but the Jetta guy's insurance gave him money for a new one. Never tailgate.

I really hate driving. I zone out/hyperfocus too easily. I'm afraid I'll stop paying attention to physical reality and crash. Who here /attentiondeficit/?

Just failed my driving test last week when I almost sped though a red light

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I'm the same way. It's scary because I know the area I live in now so I'll just blink and be home with no memory of the drive. I read somewhere that most accidents occur within 5 minutes of home or something like that because we let our guard down and go through the motions, scares me too because I'm always zoned out

I didn't get my license until I was 25 and they just gave it to me. I never took an drivers ed. No driving test. Nothing.

There aren't many things that annoy me more than when an asshole ignores the stop sign, is forced to brake in the middle of the intersection and then stares angrily at me as if I fucked up.

Don't drive the speed limit in the fast lane

What's this from ?

Olhhyfevg

>going speed limit in right lane
>someone going under speed limit in left lane
>random faggot comes speeding up, swerves between the lanes trying to make one of us go faster
>mfw

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People dont care about other peoples cars so I try to park as far away as possible, and I dont mind walking but I get absoloutely enraged when I come back out and someone had to park right fucking next to me with dozens of spots available that werent next to ANY other cars let alone mine

Your country sounds made up. Either that or you're omitting something like a retard to sound edgy such as being in the military or police.

another danger/dick on the road. the fast lane is called fast for a reason retard. Kys

>drive at +20 speed limit
>niggers still passing you
this is why i set cruise for 55 on the freeway
Im in no hurry and it saves me money on gas

The cruise control on my car sucks. I always save more gas while driving without cruise control. I think it's because it uses the engine to break when inertia gains momentum then speeds up when to keep up with the limit.

A cruise control that doesn't make use of the car inertia and keeps the needle perfectly on the limit fucking sucks....

I mostly drive on flat ground so theres no hills to use.
Cruise at 55 gets me 25 instant while driving normally at the speed limit is something like 19-22

>In the left turn lane (America)
>Waiting for oncoming traffic to pass so you can make your turn
>Guy in the back starts wailing on the horn

you want me to drive through them!?????

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He's impatient and wants you to slip through a small gap in the traffic, endangering both yourself and oncoming vehicles so that he can potentially save half a minute by going before the light turns red.

Unless you have an electronic speedometer, you are actually going about 5km/h slower than it shows for you. So pls, go over the speed limit a bit. Also some people such as myself like to use cruise control a lot at the speed limit, and it's very annoying when someone is just tip toeing the line like you are. I will pass when I can, but that will mean some tailgating to see when it is safe to do so.

Why does tailgating even bother anyone? Literally just keep driving, jesus christ.

>be female
>do dumb shit for all your youth with no repercussions
>be adult female
>still do dumb shit expecting no repercussions on you
I swear to fucking god women truly are children.

I drive tractors and its the most nerve wrecking thing ever. I hate going on the main roads because car drivers are so agressive, leaving only half a meter between them and the implement. My main machine is the 7800 which has a 26 speed transmission, 19 forwards, 7 in reverse. Whenever you want to turn a corner you have to switch back to 17th which is a LOT slower than 18 or 19. The machine just stops and crawls like you pressed the brakes quickly. And try doing this shit while a car is half a meter away from the implement.
>inb4 use indicators
I use them but they just come closer because they think this is a good opportunity to overtake you
>inb4 just turn the engine rpm down
Even at 1000rpm it's too fast. You have to be careful when transitioning from dirt to asphalt or the other way around. The dirt is always lower than the asphalt and this can throw the machine in the air. Oh and the old girl has a tendencie to shift into N when in a high gear at low rpm.
Also fuck you car ppl when honking at me for crossing the road too slow, bitch I'm towing a 6 ton disk I can't just sprint over this big ass bump.

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Hooooly shit retard, I just said I was in the slow lane. Learn to read before reacting. Just shows that speeders are fucking dumb.

Happened to me a few times,always in the most fucking familiar zones.

my dad is exactly like that.

>I shouldn't have to signal, they'll see where I'm going, how could they not

t. wrecked 3 cars already. ridiculous

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>why does tailgating even bother anyone?
Are you trolling?

because you're gonna run a red light or just an intersection eventually dumbass and you're not gonna bolt off past that

No, are you?

>oh no, someone is driving behind me, better chimp out

YOU ARE TOO CLOSE, GET AWAY FROM ME.

Are you really so stupid that you can't even understand the concept of personal space? How about I stand an behind you in line literally breathing down your neck. Why would that even bother anyone?

Not to mention that vehicular collisions are fucking expensive and DEADLY. Why can't you stay at a safe distance instead idiot, have you ever thought about that? AT LEAST one car length for every 10 km/h of speed, CHILDREN just starting to drive know to do that much.

The thing about tailgating is that your impatience is literally endangering my life.
Fuck off faggot, slow down, shaving 30 seconds off your commute isn't as precious as a person's safety.

It's not about personal space you mouthbreather, it's about SAFETY. Go back to driver's ed, sped

Don't be stupid, I don't tailgate for the fun of it, I'm looking to simply pass.

>go 30 in a 65 because the dipshit behind me had those annoying blue leds

you're telling some user to spend at least a thousand dollars (lol @ any car you get for a thousand) just like that
justify yourself

Passing is equally pointless and even more dangerous. Think for once if your life. You pass me and then what? Hmm? You speed off a piddling 5 km/h faster just to sit and tailgate the next guy a couple hundred meters up the road.

A guy like you passed me earlier today. He stayed in sight the entire time he was ahead of me. When he turned off the road I counted how long I took to reach it. Eight seconds. Wow dude you saved eight seconds, congrats, totally worth pulling a dangerous maneuver.

You're the one being stupid. It's unsafe to tailgate someone, even if you're going to be passing. Why can't you just drive like a normal person instead of blaming everybody else and making excuses? You're going to get you or somebody else hurt driving like that.

>someone tried to speed
>go speed limit
>stop at stoplight
>look in mirror
>see the speeder absolutely SEETHING

>Passing is equally pointless and even more dangerous.
I don't agree. I like to cruise control and actually enjoy my ride. I can't do that with you driving like an old person.

>You speed off a piddling 5 km/h faster just to sit and tailgate the next guy a couple hundred meters up the road.
Yeah, and I'll pass him too. It's hardly dangerous in the summer with good visibility. I rarely pass in winter though.

I don't tailgate a lot, just a little bit.

>light turns yellow
>slam on brakes

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Same thoughts here. I have my license for 6 years and I never once passed anyone unless forced to. Why the fuck would I? An extra minute of time won't matter in the slightest. I'd rather just comfy up and drive home at a safe pace.

the left lane is a passing lane, fuckers who stay in it for the whole ride fuck people over

Probably shouldn't slam on it but I hate it when people cross with a yellow. Pretty slippery slope to crossing with an early red and a lot of accidents are due to this.

Yellow means go faster though.

Holy fucking shit I bet you drive like a retard on meth

>doing 35mph
>someone comes flying up behind me
>ease off
>32
>30
>28
>27
We're both going to take it easy. Can't wait to be an old man so I can drive even slower.

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No, I'm not going to go over the speed limit. Fuck you retard, you should have your license revoked. Learn to pass without tailgating.