What pranks do you play on your group's manlet?

What pranks do you play on your group's manlet?

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i am my group's manlet

That's the greatest prank of all.

i don't have a group

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I don't have any friends idk

>associating with manlets
>not throwing them in the manlet pit

Stack the 45s on top of the squat rack, it's hilarious

i see the trophy is forMA, but what sport? Soccer?

>work in a restaurant with a bunch of mexicans
>the alpha mexican is like 5'1
>hide his shit on the top shelf of storage racks all the time
>he needs to get a ladder to get it down

much time was wasted watching him try to find his shit

does anybody have any short jokes I can make to my manlet best friend?

Sometimes we'll just pick him up and start fucking him in public haha.

>Man kicking football
>"what sport?"

I tell him that im only 5'10
>i'm really 6'2

I sometimes lift him on a table and it takes him like 5 minutes to climb down, one time there wasn't a chair next to the table and he was stuck for two hours before someone finally caved in and got the manlet ladders for him

That Manlet would mog most of the lanks who post here

Pretty juicy for a soccer player

That is a sweet one.

Call him a hobbit.

>6'2
>dating qt.3.14
>her sister just started dating too
>some 5 feet something manlet
>has the same name as me
>my father-in-law constantly makes fun of him comparing his height to mine

I feel bad for the guy

I jokingly kiss the group manlet on the cheek to remind him what affection feels like because he never gets any because he gets rejected from so many women.

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>take him to amusement park
>let's go on that ri...oh, it has a height limit

Sometimes I sneak into his house when he sleeps and sniff his feet haha. Loser didn't see it coming

>be me
>live with a bunch of my bros
>only person in the house over 6'
>mfw they all make fun of me with the "how's the weather up there" type bullshit
>mfw they all acquire gains way faster than me
>mfw I'm constantly walking into spiderwebs and shelves they leave open, no one else cares
thank god I'm not a manlet though

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cope

Make him DD.

DR JONES DR JONES

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We always take his keys or phone and put it somewhere up high

>somewhere in his tiny hovel a manlet wrote this fantasy and thought it was good enough to post

went too far with the "acquire gains" part
wasted potential bait

I believe you.

the shortest dude in my friend group is like 5 foot 10. No manlets here

hey did you guys hear something?

This

5'11
fucking kill me

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I might be your 5'10 friend, that describes my group of friends. The only chad is 6'1 rower, the others are 6'5 lanklord and a 6'0 bloat

Putting the bar on the highest rack of the bench so they have to put it down one side at a time.

>we're all gonna make it guys haha except manlets fuck em I hope they all fucking die

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at least we're the kings of manlets

Even funnier, suck his dick and remind him of all the girls who would never do that for him.

I dont have agroup since I would be the manlet

kek

pinch his cheeks and say aww you so cute

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haha pranked

If I'm 1cm off 6ft measured barefoot I still king of markets right? So fucking annoying good thing I wear shoe lifts that make me 6 2

stop baiting faggot, I saw you post this pic on reddit

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hehe y-yeah my group

>dating
>my father-in-law

my what?

The spiderwebs are a fucking pain in the ass yeah

We treat him like a real person to get his hopes up so that when he tries to do normal things and fails, he gets extra frustrated.

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Manlet here. Extremely overdone.