Crystal cafe

There's no girls on the internet, faggot.

Tell that to pic related. Actual pic of a girl from crystal cafe.
Greentext on the way.

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Back to ****** with you.

>have 16 year old second cousin who visits us with her family all the time, let's call her Emily
>always hugs me with enthusiasm and says how much she missed me
>one day browsing crystal cafe stumble upon their discord
>join and see that I have to make a voice call with one of the mods to prove that I'm a girl to get access to the "verified only" channels
>two weeks later, Emily and her family visit us
>same routine, big hug, some chit chat
>invite her over to my room where we chill for a bit, listening to some music, talking what we've been up to lately
>remember about the discord server
>knowing she likes me a lot I ask her if she wanna help me with something
>she asks what it's about
>I tell her it's this group with a lot of girls and I wanna join
>she says "why not" and helps me with it
>call is 2-3 minutes long, really nothing much
>get access to their "feels" chatroom and others
>spend the next 2-3 hours with Emily laughing about these women's relationship and how they got cucked, etc
>it's around 9pm her parents left by this time and she decided to stay, telling them I'll drive her home later
>we watch two episodes of Supernatural
>it's 11pm at this point and outside is apparently a fucking storm, wind going around 90km/h

I can continue but you've got what you asked for.

That's Ian from idubbbztv

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>Have a 16 year old cousin who's on your dick and willing to do favors for you
>Best thing you can come up with is to use her voice to get into some dumb girls-only discord
This is why you're a virgin, user

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Why did you do this? Aren't they all there because they hate men?

The story goes on but I don't know if I should continue.
Boredom, curiosity, understanding how the female brain works.

If it continues into you fucking her you definitely should. If not, don't bother

Alright, here it goes.
>decide there's no way I can drive through that weather and tell her she should sleep over
>we have no guests room, just two bedrooms, mine and my parents'
>we are in the living room, watching the storm outside through the windows
>use reverse psychology on her and tell her I will sleep in the living room on the couch and she can take my whole bed (which is huge)
>she goes full defensive mode and says that it's fine and grabs my hand
>walks me to my room
>at this point I feel my dick unfolding
cont.?

>cont?
Even if this is fanfic continue so I can shoot me load

It's not fiction, this girl is a huge slut and I think she had a crush on me for a year now.
>tell her I'll go to bed because I have work in the morning
>she can stay up how long she wants but be quiet
>we are both in bed at this point and I'm on my back with my eyes closed, trying to fall asleep
>instantly fantasize about having sex with this huge slut and fail to fall asleep
>she puts her arm on my chest and cuddles up to me
>I open my eyes and check
>she's now in this position with her head on my shoulder and her arm on my chest
>every minute or so moves her hand lower and lower
>at this point she is with her hand 10 centimeters or so away from my dick
>I pretend I'm asleep
>she fuckin puts her hand inside my pants

I-is that all? Wasted dubs

>I "wake up" and she quickly takes her hand out of my pants and looks at me scared
>I slowly put my hands between her legs and start playing with her pussy through her leggings
>holy fuck she's so wet
>ass isn't really big but it's decent
>on the other hand she has big milkers
>dick is diamonds at this point and I can't hold it anymore
>tell her that she has to be quiet because my parents are next door
>fuck her brains out three times throughout the night while sucking on her big titties
>in the morning she wakes me up because I have to go to work
>I get up and walk towards the door because I have to go to the bathroom
>she jumps on my back and I fall over her
>I tell her I don't have time for this because I have work
>tell her to get ready because I will drive her home before I go to work
>gives me a big kiss when I drop her off

post more pics of girls from there

And shes your cousin?? Breh.... nice...

At your service.
Yeah and 16 is legal where I live so that's something too.

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I had a lot of pics. You wanna see more?

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Yes, upload every one of them

please stop mentioning that AIDS pit here
or anywhere, ideally

just let it die off

I have a lot, you'll have to keep bumping the thread.

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how does it feel to be a larping faggot?

you have to go back

but look at these femanons, man! they looking for the D!

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How many of them do you have in total?

yea dat good ol British Petroleum D

I honestly don't know but I have enough.

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They don't like showing their faces :(

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Whore with piercings

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What the fuck is this pose?

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Footfags get in here fast, new content

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Cute tee shirt

are you saying he should fuck his cousin?

Cute outfit desu senpaiu hehe

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Why won't they be our girlfriends, guys :(

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Water is not wet just like fire isn't burnt.

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>My boyfriend jerked off to weeb gamer girl he was playing games with so I broke up with him

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I like crystal cafe. I check the tfw no bf thread. It's nice knowing there are imageboard girls out there I could theoretically have a loving relationship with. Reading how much women hate men disheartens me a lot. The tfw no bf thread does the opposite. If a person is told they are hated by a group people then they will defensively hate back. Things like the tfw no bf thread stop me from feeling like I should determine how to live my whole life without ever being in a relationship. Even conversations with my female friends, all of whom I through the internet, don't do that for me. When I ask them about what they think of men they are all very cynical. I don't ask questions directly, I ask about the things feminists complain about. When they're not talking to me about men, but to their female friends, it's even worse. They do not hate men to the point where they will not be my friend, nor do they think that they can generalise their negative views of men to span the entire population, but knowing how negatively they will view a man by default can make me feel like it will be impossible for me to meet anyone, being as introverted as I am. The tfw no bf thread shows me there are women that I could have a relationship with that try to assume the best of men, which means I can assume the best of women.

This one is a CUTE I'm telling you a C U T E

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Stacy is here brobots. Don't forget: chest up and shoulders wide open.

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Give weeb cosplaying gf now fucking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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This one has no tits might as well transition to male

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Same flat chested bitch with thigh highs or w/e they're called

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Cute low quality pic

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I want my seed all over her belly

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This one looks like an asian womanlet

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This hoe is hot as fuck not gonna lie guys

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Cute barbecue grill. I'll post more pics, lmk if y'all want

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>fucks his cousin

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keep going, or upload them all somewhere if you get bored

look's like the becky meme irl

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>AMA
OK then: OwO or UwU?

hey man, no robot turns down free pussy like that come on now

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The same Becky girl

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Crazy hair colors man, they're crazy

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Give big milkers girlfriend now

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Definitely OwO what's this

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I would be more than grateful to impregnate this female.

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In this episode: femanon buys contact lenses.

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This one gives me a weird vibe

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This one has nice eyes for sure

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Small femanon. How can they be so small? Did they stop growing at 13 years of age?

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This is the last one I will post today. Still waiting for more questions if there are any.

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How did you get these pictures?
Thought men couldn't join the server.

What do they talk about? How mentally ill are they?

How do I get this one as my gf?

She's mine idiot

I have access to their private chat rooms. In order to get access to those chat rooms you have to make a call with one of the mods and prove you're a female. Read the greentext above to see how I did it.
>my boyfriend this, my boyfriend that
>the guy I'm dating is a huge gym rat and is very insecure
>look at this cute outfit I just got :33 UwU
shit like that
That would cost you some dolars, my friend.

Ask them for their venmo/paypal

I want to give them money

I lurked Crystal Cafe once
I felt a mix of culture shock and sadness

The fact they too want the same things hurt and to realize Im too ugly (both physical and personality wise) just stung

>dip dye
never not gross

>that hairline
thats a tranny.

>shit like that
they don't seem remotely as lonely as users here, kinda proves that fembots are a myth. When was the last time you've heard a robot talking about his insecure athletic girlfriend or about how confident he feels in his new outfit?

Anyways, could you post screenshots of posts there?

I envy all the women in these pictures, it's so easy for them to be attractive, their bodies naturally do all the work for them. Meanwhile, men have all these standards. I wish I was born a female.

no he's saying he should rub his penis inside his cousin's vagina

>They want the same things
Nigger are you retarded? Read OPs posts. They have more than you could ever fucking dream of. The likes of Crystal Cafe etc are just girls-only hangouts for the mindless garbage they talk about. There's no intelligence to be found, it's all about their boyfriends and clothes.

>That would cost you some dolars, my friend.
Well wouldn't you know, I have some dolars I've been looking to spend.

I dont like roasties but you are such a mean poster.
mean posters OUT

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Huh, last time i was there multiple calls were needed to access the private channels on the server.
Did you join recently? Would it be easy to get accepted into those channels?

You can add me on my discord and I'll help you out brother: fall#3141
Here's a spicy convo

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Reading Crystal Cafe is so damn comfy. Why can't men have discussions where no one insults each other? It also made me realize women are the master race. Everything they complain about regarding men is 100% true.

Women look at men the same way white people look at niggers and that realization made me much more sympathetic to them.

Kill yourself in the most original way imaginable.

dude small tits are 10/10 you retard

Have you been there for long?
I'm surprised they haven't spotted you yet.

>fucks his cousin
fucking americans

The most sickening part is that I've seen girls do all those sort of things around chads. Could you keep on posting? Honestly I could spend the whole night reading these.

Lmao I used to talk to that one a lot. She is a fucking demented fuck head

Do you ever interact with them or do you keep quiet?
How do you make it not obvious that you are a man if you want ti chat with them?

Fuck off discord server mod.
pic related

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The fuck are you on about.
I'm not a mod, i just want to know what to expect when i try to join using my sister.

>Buhuh I have so many desperate men after me
She must've been a huge bitch to make a guy like that, men don't go apeshit without reason.