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Another #NonceNest dog whistle.

Stay alert. Be aware

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fuck sake reposting my question

>how the fuck do you even find people on discord to have sexy time with? I only signed up to it ages ago due to a video game tournament, and that's the only server I'm in. dunno how you're even meant to find these holy grail discord servers filled with sissies who'll send you nudes

and therefore also a nonce

Grab it by the tip and give it a wee shake, then smooth it out with your fingers. I always preferred Highland skins myself.

SOME PEOPLE THINK I'M BONKERS BUT I JUST THINK I'M Lee basekleh yeah so yeah that's it releah

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my tip would be to stop being a degenerate and killing yourself with drugs

Watching fucking car normies driving round truck park as if to say

>>why are there so many trucks here weres all the spaces for cars

Pfff fucking normies there the ones who will be screeching autisticly when their clown car gets writen off

So tell me lads, if I were to walk past you on the street, what would I see? A slob?

Nipping to the shop lids, who wants what? I've got three quid to spend on you.
A creepy mumbling autist staring at the ground.

I'm back, did I miss anything?

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for me it's corrie

I'm a sissy but I'm not interested in guys in the slightest. Only women and other sissies.

Reminder that DM and his #NonceNest deserve to be hanged in public

Persecute muslims

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>when you back out the rambo on an opp

Nothing anyone doesn't know, but this site is seriously so scathing. 'Orrible place full of broken people who just fuel each other's negativity

a depressed looking slob

fucking feral sissies

you need a dominant master!

Crona posted this earlier for anyone who missed it

vocaroo.com/i/s172KakVdOTK

For some reason when I export the snap to camera roll they ent up being like 3mb big so this keeps the size down.
Cheers lad, forgot to do it this time even though I always notice my mates doing it

you'd see a true fucking alpha
then youd see my fist as it came towards your face
faggot

#NonceNest Members

DM - chief nonce
ShipAnon
Tilde
Ebin
BritNormie
Fat Saku

not really mado

Coming back down the M6 now, where've you been today lad

The creepy cunt is back in the thread. Look out for the dog whistles

How does one become a member of the Tim Council?

remember that time we found out Crona looks like a fucking builder wearing a wig

id probably have headphones in, looking at the ground, talking to myself, trying my hardest not to look at you

Excuse me my name is sakulard

A slimmer version of videogamedunkey

>Tfw you're not having a comfy beyblade battle with the lads with waterloo road on in the background

give me one reason why i should not end it all, just one, please, i need JUST one.

x

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checkededededid

Trust me lad you don't even want it, it takes up a lot of time. Basically we just look over Tim and make sure he's alright.

Didn't even know a new thread started there I was posting in the last one and infinitely refreshing I'm not happy lads

What do you eat for dinner at truck stops

Ebin was targeted by the DM's #Nest
Tilde is currently being targeted

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whats for dinner tonight lads?
im having haggis neeps and tatties
im not even scottish

Remember the time you vehemently denied Tim farted on a video. I do

Just absorb as much lore as you can.

The bathroom is a rarely seen room, but I've seen it in two videos. You can also see the window of it during the planet Timmy shot.

First and foremost rule is that although we may chuckle at his eccentric ways, we are sincere pro-tim and anti-troll

False flag lad.

Why does the captcha keep telling me I've failed them I clearly havent. Suk ur muh, google

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Looks not bad for just learning though lid, I used to roll some right sleeping bags :^)

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anyone want to come noncing with me tonight?

Lee 'Lakaseh' Hoyland > Timothy 'Bear Rapist' Byrne

Are you really getting married to Len in Leamington spa

HAVE A GOOD OLD STIR LADDIE

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Not much after runnin back to the yard from blyth i did a quivk run to thetford and back the got loaded for a run down to Aylesbury and now camped out at birchanger

I've been checking in on him for a few months, and within the past couple of weeks I've been watching him more regularly.

>we are sincere pro-tim and anti-troll

Very true, fellow Councilman. We come down hard on those who try to troll and abuse Tim.

The lad who sent him the photo of Poleaboo? We came down pretty hard on him. Don't want to go into detail about it but he wished he hadn't done it by the end.

Think I'd go for the bears, depending on terrain

Having roast chicken with potatoes and carrots. Never get a Sunday dinner on Sundays so I'm treating myself. I am Scottish and I have haggis usually at the weekend for a treat

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Oioioi now lad, Lee and Tim both have their place here

Cheers lad, I used to be awful at rolling and it's sort of just clicked now

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Yeh lad. Fancy nonceing a wee jap? Wahey hey hey phwoar!

I dunno, man. Those bulls looking mighty beefy

Not as far as I'm aware, I guess he could be planning a surprise

sure thing mate i'll nonce anyone and everyone

Yes but I don't want to give the location and exact date away because I know that Ebin will try to wreck it or at the very least try to disrupt the catering.

mate captcha is retarded
one time it made me do 11 of those picture things before it let me through

A progressive noncer. Jun would be proud

had a nice wank this morning
nothing to do but go online today
tonight ill be online too

Nice one lad. I've got a Ford fiesta and a packet of maoam to lure the kids. I'll bring some manga since we're going after a jap tonight. Same place same time pal?

Haggis is delicious and should be included in all fry ups.

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if it isn't an ST you aint shit

Tbh i think you die whatever you pick. I'd plump for bears or bulls in a straight-up free-for-all deathmatch but I don't think any of the options could realistically defend you against the other 8

Emily has had control over her bladder for months now

8 people in a uni flat, is that a lot lads? I'm a bit of a sperg

Sometimes i cook a stake with a load of mushrooms other times i go for junkfood
This week i can't cook in the cab due ro it being too small no standing room and severe lack of over head storage space

Was planing on chicken Thai green curry with some instant noodles but thats gone out the window

*sigh*

Has she stopped laying eggs?

boys, girls, blacks, whites, chinks, whatever, i dont discriminate
great, i'll bring the lube and the cable ties, see you soon fren

Only gone and got myself a birth fetish haven't I?

Since getting spayed. Good thing too since they were cluttering up the house.

i really like vegetarian haggis

can any furry niggas tell me why none y'll dress up as khajits?

Rats are overpower m8, sure fire win.

>manchester faggot pride parade this weekend

wow who gives a shi-
>apparently, the place will be full of people high on drugs and alcohol, passing pills for free at literally 3pm in the afternoon for 3 days straight

well, this changes everything, any manchbros wanna meet up? we can laugh at the trannies while high as fuck

you will get arrested for laughing at gays

really like watching premature ejaculation porn

I don't want to get STDs from touching faggots and mentally ill trannies so no thanks

>go to pride for free drugs
>get raped down an alleyway
>police clap and smile at the tolerance you're showing

we can do it in secret, or we can just say were high and dont know what were doing, relax m8.

>gays passing out free pills to strangers
you mean mass date rape?

why exactly is that then lod?

dw lads we wont touch these degenerates, we just gonna get high as fuck and stay comfy in the bar.

also there are insane amounts of brainwashed normie girls there, have you seen the youtube vids? just avoid the dykes.

i dont really know
for some reason it just really gets me going

Rats could do some good killing but can they protect you from a man with an assault rifle? Or a swarm of angry birds? Doubt it.

Why isn't the pride parade going down the curry mile?
Studies show that the a quarter of muslims in the UK think homosexuals should be executed, so they need to be shown how wonderful fags are, right?

i'd feel embarrassed if I prematurely came

breaking news
user has the shit kicked out of him by a group of dykes at manchester pride

I like the ones we're the really hot girls fuck the virgins
I think Bree Olsen or Ashlynn Brooke has one
And I don't mean fuck a fan
The lads in these videos are fat ugly lads with small cocks