Daily reminder that if you believe in any of these things (or believe they work), even one, then you're a moron...

daily reminder that if you believe in any of these things (or believe they work), even one, then you're a moron. so please kys

>astrology
>karma
>luck, charms, hexes, vexes or curses
>ancient aliens, greys, lizard people, illuminati
>reincarnation
>conspiracy theories
>IQ tests
>race
>organic food being good, gmo's being bad
>reiki, healing crystals, homeopathy
>lunar effect on human behavior, crime or insanity
>the bermuda triangle, ley lines, atlantis, the fountain of youth
>gods. heaven and hell, purgatory
>biorhythms
>cleanses, detoxes, colon irrigation
>brainwashing
>magic and tarot
>the lottery
>anti vaccination
>the american dream
>sluts / incels
>ghosts, demons, angels
>time travel
>cryptozoology
>alpha / beta dynamic
>flat earth. hollow earth
>life as a simulation
>fate


yes, all of them have a basis in facts. They all have a kernel of truth. It doesn't make them any less ridiculous.

feel free to add any to the list and i will update and post daily.

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urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=incel
psych.colorado.edu/~carey/pdfFiles/IQ_Neisser2.pdf
pdfs.semanticscholar.org/0382/3398d781543cd0edcf51f181074f4c3ff35b.pdf
ucdmc.ucdavis.edu/transplant/livingdonation/donor_compatible.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>race isn't real
This is comparable to saying different breeds of dog don't exist.

all of those things are real

/thread

spbp

you had me until
>race

Id add the big pharma hoax

Nostradamus was an astrologist who made his predictions based off astrological data. He also was the best apothecary of his time because astrology also has a basis on medicine.

Almost all those things are real. My brother talks to ghosts. He's seen Satan too.

>he thinks grey aliens arent real
okay everyone lets laugh at OP the retard here

Agreed, but IQ tests are very real and the "life is a simulation" theory is impossible to debunk.

The lottery exists retard. Go to any gas station.

Fucking atheist, so proud of believing in nothing.

To me there's a difference between believing in something like it's the truth and choosing to believe in something because it eases your mind and relaxes you

>ancient aliens, greys, lizard people, illuminati
in the context they have been shown on tv, no they dont
but aliens do exist, every star in the night sky is a sun in another solar system, other planets somewhere in the universe among many galaxys do contain life of some sort that = aliens
>IQ tests
more to test how well you can memorize and remember shit, nothing more
>race
as humans we are a single race(the human race) but people are too stupid to understand that and we use it more for distinguishing types of humans instead.
>organic food being good, gmo's being bad
organics are better they are expensive cause they dont last as long since everything else is sprayed
>brainwashing
it is true in varying degrees, prolly not in the movie sense you are thinking of tho
>the lottery
you really are retarded arent you?

you sound like an old neighbor i had named chris martins a fucking schitzo retard who believed the first thing he read even if it was years old and wrong was right and still relevant

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I believe in 8 of those
That being said OP you're fighting the good fight.

IQ tests don't measure intelligence and they're culturally biased.

You're autistic aren't ya?

>t. someone who has never taken an IQ test
An actual, psychologist-administered IQ test consists of sections like: look at this drawing, now don't look at the drawing, now draw what you remember of the drawing. Solve these math problems (2+3, 5+8) as fast as possible. Which of these shapes is not like the others? Describe the difference between these two words: fast and efficient.

Your culture doesn't bias your answers to those questions unless you're from the remote Amazon tribe that only has words for "few" and "many", and no concept of numbers.

>be pretentious faggot
>make shitty thread discrediting things I have no understanding of, without evidence or argument
>???
>profit

what's your point? what is your point?

>reincarnation
>not real
You were dust before this dumbass 15-20yr old life youve lived and to the dust you return and it is highly likely you will reincarnate again as some form of life on Earth, from a purely physical stand point

Not that user, and this is definitely a stretch, but different people have learned different methods of solving equations and an inability to solve an equation can be a result of not knowing the proper method rather than strictly a result of lacking intelligence. Of course, mathematically intelligent people can usually intuitively invent methods for solving simple equations, so intelligence does correlate with an ability to solve math problems in an IQ test, but only to a point. Same thing with detecting patterns for those shape questions- some people are habituated to detecting certain patterns over others because similar ones have recurred in their past experiences, and they're biased towards picking up on them. People who are good at detecting patterns in general can usually detect new ones on the spot, but tests are unintentionally biased towards people who have familiarity with the kinds of patterns presented. And with the language part, well, someone who reads often is way more likely to perform well on it, again because of exposure and not necessarily intelligence.

I don't disagree that IQ tests measure intelligence somewhat accurately. They do seem to be designed so that someone needs a minimum of foreknowledge to perform well, but that doesn't mean that foreknowledge doesn't affect the results, and although someone who is knowledgeable probably is intelligent, it's not foolproof. Hell even test anxiety and other emotional responses can greatly affect results.

totally agree, too many conspiracy tards on this board

I'm not simplifying it, though. That's the most advanced math you'll find on an IQ test. If you don't know 5+8 then you've got problems.

If people are better at pattern detection or have a larger vocabulary then they're more intelligent. Knowledge and working memory are a large portion of intelligence even though they can be learned and not innate.

>conspiracy theories
>iq tests
>race
>cleanses/detoxes
>brainwashing
>incels/sluts
>fate

can you elaborate on these ones.

>>alpha / beta dynamic
Guess its time to kms

You're pretty spot on, although time traveling is theoretically possible due to how the different levels of dimensions work. That, in combination with quantum physics, could also explain certain things people attribute to spirits and foresight, etc. Also brainwashing is an actual tactic used by the CIA and FBI to create plants, get information, and such things.

>magic
What the fuck will I then take in my 30th birthday?!

>quantum physics, could also explain
no. just no
please don't fuck up physics with gibberish more than it already has

not OP but I guess
>conspiracy theories
usually ridiculous (no Moon landing, flat Earth, ...)
>iq tests
psychology studies prove them nonsense
>cleanses/detoxes
no idea what that is
>brainwashing
prob referring the Hollywoord-style, "snap fingers and you're under my control"
not possible
>incels
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=incel
>fate
things happening without your control owning to supernatural
i.e. bullshit

Aliens would be a species retard

>"life is a simulation" theory is impossible to debunk
impossible to simulate a universe inside a universe ad infinitum. higher chances of a god existing than simulation theory being real sorry

>please don't fuck up physics with gibberish more than it already has
It's not gibberish, though, it's been observed in approved studies and by the scientific world at large, and furthermore our universe would be incapable of existing without it. I suggest you read up on it. Not only that, but due to how chaotic physics, or rather the chaotic predictability of physics, acts, the universe and by extension all 5th, 6th, and our entire 7th dimension are not deterministic, but rather probabilistic with a high degree of likelihood of certain events. I don't want to have to explain the 4-7th dimensions right now, but if I have to I can.

The first dimension is the distance between two 0th dimensional points, the second dimension is the distance, or differentiation between two first dimensional lines, and the third dimension is the distance between to second dimensional planes. Then, the 4th dimension is the distance between two separate states of a single 3rd dimensional object. The 5th dimension, the distance between two 4th dimensional lines the either diverge or converge. The 6th dimension is a dimension consisting of all possible 5th dimensional branches of a certain state of a universe, and the 7th dimension is the entire collection of all possible 6th dimensional variations of a universe based on a certain set of starting conditions. So, all universes with the same physics, the same big bang, and the same material involved are part of a 7th dimensional point.

>IQ tests
Well, i use them as a way to tell other people to fuck off

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I didn't mean quantum mechanics. (They even learn some of this stuff such as wave-particle duality of light in high schools now.) meant the part of explaining psychics.

If those things can be learned, then clearly your supposed facets of intelligence are not rooted in genetics or innate ability. IQ tards are always so fucking slow

unless the "above" universe is significantly larger

>life as a simulation
This is significantly more possible than the other possibility though, so why is it stupid to believe this?

>Fool thinks IQ matter
Begoneth

I agree with all of these but

>brainwashing
Really? Have you never met religion obsessed people or people living with faith that something they've been told all their lives is true without any proof or even bother to question it? Brainwashing is real famalam. Either by propaganda, faith etc.

They don't occur naturally. Breeds are a product of humans which is to say eugenics. Heck all you retards pushing for it can take a look at the negative effects that breeds had on dogs. A lot of them are inbred genetic freaks that are barely alive and develop serious issues by mid life.

>usually ridiculous
what about 9/11, that's a case where it's ridiculous to believe it wasn't an inside job.
>studies prove iq is nonsense
post studies?
>cleanses
you switch to a diet that helps your body get rid of toxins, idk i think the idea seems simple enough to me
>brainwashing
with the way op specified things he would've said hypnosis if that were the case, he meant that the media attempting to control minds isn't real.
>incels
not even opening an urban dictionary link m8
>fate
determinism is the logical reality.

We'll have to agree to psuedo-disagree. People who have memorized simple multiplication tables are at an advantage against people who haven't and have to multiply in their head. Either could be just as efficient at learning as the other, but simply hasn't learned whatever it was that was required due to circumstance, which can vary extremely widely and to which reactions can vary from individual to individual.

And then there are people who think that they "aren't good at math", and so seek an authority figure when presented with a challenge (one which isn't there during an IQ test), and they fail entirely to access their own unique ability to recognize patterns (an ability which potentially may have been strong enough given proper conditioning). Shit is complicated as hell but IQ tests are extremely legit when it comes to determining who can make the most sense out of a new situations- however I think a lot more of it is programmed, and not innate, than one would believe.

Oh, psychics? Nah, that shit's just quantum particles getting jiggled about by stuff. Not even true foresight anyway since it's a view into possible out come and not a certain one.

>determinism is the logical reality.
Sorry buddy, chaos math disproved that shit years ago.
>inb4 le jurassic park man meme
Chaos math is the actual observation of how a set can always end up varying even if all variables are known. Determinism can't exist by the very nature of numbers.

It sounds as if you're projecting, along with this, the thread seems like it is a bait thread.

>what about 9/11, that's a case where it's ridiculous to believe it wasn't an inside job.
if by job you mean provoked by the US and let it happen yes but it's not a conspiracy theory
>post studies?
Yes they are bullshit. They are literally no different than memory games. If you train to pass IQ tests you will get higher score each time. It's a skill you learn.
>determinism is the logical reality.
Cannot be proven or disproven therefore irrelevant

>tfw believe in race and IQ
>tfw believe in fate and incels
>good chance life itself is a simulation

Dylann Roof believed in race and IQ, and his IQ is 121

>determinism is an unfalsifiable claim

How does it feel to be retarded?

>race
meme, cultural programming is more important
>incels
meme, fixation on virginity detracts from other potentials
>fate
if the universe is deterministic, yeah. If it's not, entirely (it is at least partially), it's at least somewhat valid
>simulation
thereisnospoon.jpg

>be virgin
>don't want to be
>other people won't fuck you
>therefore a celibate involuntarily
Or has incel come to mean something else now?

Then why don't we have 20 million 140 IQ space negritos?

Geography had a lot to do with the progression of civilisations you know. Sub-saharan Africa was as isolated as the Canary islands (which had Caucasian tribesmen, as backward as Aboriginies in Australia).

>HURR DURR things are predetermined
I don't know you tell me, you retard.

>9/11
don't know about murica internals
>studies
psych.colorado.edu/~carey/pdfFiles/IQ_Neisser2.pdf
pdfs.semanticscholar.org/0382/3398d781543cd0edcf51f181074f4c3ff35b.pdf
and references within
tl;dr IQ tests as commonly marketed are bullshit
but can be used to find out whether someone has a "healthy" mind
>hypnosis
true that is more in line with what I said
>incels
>those that believe lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly"
when actually as UD unexpectedly explains well
>horrible personality
>blatant sexism and terrible attitude
>determinism
non-existant, chaos rules
but even if it was it will be natural consequence not supernatural intervention

>>determinism is an unfalsifiable claim
Lol, untrue. I suggest you read more about how physics and energy really work.

>>incels
>>those that believe lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly"
THAT ISN'T WHAT IT MEANS YOU DUMB FAGGOT
HOLY SHIT I HATE NORMIES TAKING WORDS AND MISUSING THEM

We probably do, it's just that there was never any avenue for them to actualize. You probably could have been a space non-negro (I assume), but events never coincided so that you could be.

>sluts/incels
>alpha/beta dynamic
What did he mean by this? Genuinely asking

People are way too focused on things that don't matter at all and only exist within a subset of people who are also obsessed with things that don't matter at all.

I've got extreme doubt about this.
The data all suggests blacks have a genetic IQ of 80. Africa reflects it (extreme malnutrition and disease). Somalian immigrants in Europe (best of black race) reflect it.

It's all fucked-up.
People are grabbing outliers and saying they reflect the entire race.

Just because someone is black doesn't mean they can't be 140 IQ, but they are an extreme outlier on the black genetic bell-curve.

>>horrible personality
>>blatant sexism and terrible attitude
cherry picking. if an ugly guy can pick up girls with a great personality why hasn't one been proving it, why haven't you blue pillers even attempted to catfish as an ugly guy with your wonderful personalities?

And a lot of countries in Africa with very low IQ are African Hunter-Gatherer, which are genetically 70 IQ

>don't exist (or even think they work)
Pardon me, but how do sluts and incels not exist/work? The fuck? There are certainly people who are involuntary celibates and there are also people who sleep around. What do you mean they don't exist? Are you retarded?

But they do exist as you say, even if they don't matter.
Incels are simple virgins who want to have sex/relationships but have never had the opportunity, and sluts are just people who have sex with lots of people. They are simply labels but so is every other noun. Also, the alpha/beta dynamic exists as well, simply between dominant/submissive people and animals.

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So everyone must be considered as an individual, right? If there happens to be a racial trend, you can't use that trend against people who defy it. It doesn't fucking matter if most black people are this or that, when you're presented with a black person, you have to assess them AS THEY ARE, without applying your prejudices and potentially contaminating the truthfulness of your perception of them.

Everyone should be evaluated on an individual basis. Nobody should have to bear the stigma of others who aren't them.

But for the sake of being an asshole, I'd argue that African-African superstition might denigrate apparent intelligence.

>If there happens to be a racial trend, you can't use that trend against people who defy it.
Yeah, but I can and will use it against those who don't, in fact it would be stupid not to. A thousand niggers do not taint the character of a black gentleman, but a single black gentleman also does not pardon the crimes of a thousand niggers.

>a majority of it
agreeable
>race
oh so me and jamal are the same?
is this a new kind of cope for you niggys?

I generally agree with you. However, it's very easy to let certain preconceived notions dominate in situations where they don't need to.

if iq tests didn't work then everyone would score 100% on them, right? race exists. organic food is sometimes better. god heaven and hell are metaphors. detoxing is a medical thing. brainwashing exists, i.e. propaganda. >lottery ?? sluts and incels exist. time travel is plausible. alphas and betas exist. life simulation is a theory.

>if iq tests didn't work then everyone would score 100% on them, right?
>race exists.
>organic food is sometimes better.
>detoxing is a medical thing
>alphas and betas exist
>life simulation is a theory

t. retard

literally all facts
prove me wrong

>Alphas and betas exist

No they don't, at least not in the sense modern society portrays them. A beta exists to get fucked by his superior male Alpha mates. There's probably a lot of Alpha-Beta male-on-male "gay" sex in a hunter gatherer society, so everyone still gets to cum really hard.

if betas didn't exist, why does this board exist? check mate man

Betas not getting gang-banged by their superiors.

They're upset they're not getting their boy-holes pounded, so they're hiding here for now

exactly man, exactly

>if iq tests didn't work then everyone would score 100% on them, right?
Literally see the user that posted links above.
>race exists
Superficial differences exist, nothing more. Organs are 100% compatible and the DNA difference between the most different humans is 10% at most; negligible;
>organic food is sometimes better.
Food sold as organic in the stores is a marketing technique to charge more for 'eco' products from dumb people. Literally worked on a farm and eco shit and normal shit are different fields and sometimes seeds but same batch.
>detoxing is a medical thing
Your liver does this naturally, all the time.
>alphas and betas exist
The only book that theorised the alpha dynamics is wrong and the author literally said the study was biased since the animals were in captivity (cages).
>life simulation is a theory
One the can never be verified or explained. The energy needed to produce this would be insane, we're talking dyson spheres levels or more.

Educate yourself dumbfuck.

>you arent allowed to be anyone but me im mad at everyone grumble grumble

Oh you poor poor piece of shit.

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Op retard

correct me if i'm wrong but the arguments in those articles seem to be respectively
>iq isn't real because there are multiple definitions of intelligence that iq isn't necessarily testing for
although it measures something accurately as demonstrated by the bell curve.
>iq tests aren't fair because cultural conditions can make you more successful at them, such as parents teaching you to read and exposing you to potential test material
idk that's actually kind of fair, iq tests could be considered easier for a culture that teaches their young how to read well enough to take a test.

>Somalian immigrants in Europe (best of black race) reflect it
Take this from a Somali guy your fucking retarded. Your telling me were the best of the black race when 1/3rd of Somalis are severely malnutritioned of course their going to have a low IQ.

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im sorry I thought the constitution allowed freedom of belief you insufferable asshole?

Back to /x/ schizo. And take your meds.

He is simple friend, pay no attention. Loud people that want to make their points are always retarded.

Nice blog post, now please go shoot yourself in the head. Sage.

Jesus. I thought autism was a meme.

t. people who can't take the red pill and prefer to live in the dark (aka be retarded).

Keep going OP. You're doing good. Maybe some links as to why each is bullshit would improve your format?

>he uses red pill unironically

>he doesn't have arguments

>he demands reverse burden of proof

I believe in almost half of these

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>he mistakes actual arguments with burden of proof

>organs 100% compatible
No they're literally fucking not you retard. Many mixed race bastard abominations can't receive certain organ and blood transplants from other races.
>educate yourself
Why is it always autistic retards who aren't even educated themselves who say this kind of dumb disingenuous horseshit? God, OP, you are such a collosal fucking faggot downie. Honestly, hang yourself.

You still have an extremely low IQ when you are nourished properly you coping subhuman. Stop making excuses for your cognotive defficiency.

You really don't know why bodies primarily reject organs? Hint: it doesn't have to do with eye color, hair color or the amount of melanin in your skin.

Shit you are dumb. I'm pretty sure you ain't trolling either. The concept is probably out of your intelectual reach.

there are very specific things aboot transplants(and which organ it is) that determine compatibility, one being blood type

race has nothing to do with it fucking moron

t. low IQ tard who is jelly

You haven't presented any arguments or sources you fucking moron. All you did was make claims and then attack people for not fully agreeing with your bullshit.

>not being able to google search and literally click on first link
ucdmc.ucdavis.edu/transplant/livingdonation/donor_compatible.html

Here you go you intellectually challenged primate.

How about instead of explaining why these aren't real, why don't you explain why they aren't

>race has nothing to do with it
Yes it does you fucking mongoloid.

>You really don't know why bodies primarily reject organs? Hint: it doesn't have to do with eye color, hair color or the amount of melanin in your skin.
I never implied it had anything to do with eye or hair colour you fucking spastic.
>out of your intellectual reach
Look whos talking you fucking imbecilic wanker, you have the reading comprehension of a neanderthal and have to put words in my mouth in order to have something to say back.