You are now the last person alive on Earth

Ok, but I'm sure you have a specific place in mind. Not every girl is a virgin or have the perfect mensurations.

Bury my oneitis, then dig myself a grave next to her and just blow my fucking brains out.

Well depending on what time it is i'd either look up the addresses of girls from school and break in to their bedrooms. Otherwise i could just look around in the near area

Drive all the way home, bury my mother, then drive to my wife's mother's house and bury them. Then I'd spend the rest of my life meditating on the meaning of this, until I slowly die from radiation. Killing yourself, although it seems like a good easy answer, is weak. I'd rather not die looking weak in the eyes of whatever power decimated my entire planet.

find the nearest sex doll warehouse and fuck every single one.

why would hemisphere matter?

Quickly fuck all the qt's dead bodies before they start rotting and smell bad

I'm going to go on a rampage and demolish everything I want to destroy

innawoods.net/

completely unfinished and I guess it got abandoned. good work.

That's the wrong order to put it OP.
>everybody just collapse, no explanation
Phone call a relative and access the internet to find out if anyone said anything.
>you are now the last person alive on Earth
Use the internet if still available or drive to a library to learn how to find/cook raw food and collect clean water.
Even if it is a virus or an alien invasion or anything else, I'll eventually die within days if a blackout comes.

Now let's say you can bring back one human being back to life. It could be anyone around you from a parten to an unkown stranger. From a hardened survivalist to a dumb bimbon.

Who do you choose as a companion ?

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this. it'd be an actual dream come true. i'd probably fuck around with cars and break shit before thinking about what things i should probably do immediately, like go to sea world.

Uncle Adolf, the only wh*Toid I like

A female doctor. Given enough time it'll be possible to learn engineering and medicine but short term it is necessary. Also female to remake the human race if cloning efforts fail.

not the nearest brothel?

>Go find a generator I can use for power
>Take it to a nice house I can settle down in
>Take a bunch of video games and consoles from stores
>Set that up
>Get a bunch of canned food from the stores and houses
>Relax and game without disturbance

Maybe in a few weeks id go to the library, get some books to learn about long term survival

Hope I'm not in or near any moving vehicles then probably have a panic attack

op said last person alive, so unless this is a joke about women not being people, a brothel is going to be pretty empty.

>everybody just collapse
so they should be still there
actually everyone will be around so that's another thing to take care

>sex with a dead body, that is also kinda heavy and used up
>sex with an inanimate body that is lightweight and new
Still prefer the dolls honestly.

Cry and feel like shit because my family is gone.

Take care of shit around my property then I would drive into town, get a wood stove or two, stock up on food supplies.

Go to one of the areas with a solar panel and turbine set up, take them and set them up where I decide to settle in.

Take and live the best life I can because I promised my family I wouldnt off myself if they died.

SO yeah take care of my family dogs, grow a garden, go fishing, play vidya and watch tv etc.

jerk off and play vidya

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go to police station and take all the cocaine, find a fast car and go crazy

Well ill find a nice house to live in, preferably somewhere on its own. If everyone just collapsed then towns and cities are gonna become disease paradise pretty quickly when they all start to rot

if you are a women you could just inseminate yourself with frozen sperm and repopulate the Earth

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So I'm last of us? WHITE POWER!!!
FUCK YOU NIGGER SCUM!
I WIN!

why jerk off when u have access to dead bodies or the top of the line sex robots?

because then I would have to leave my room. Jerking off is much more comfy.

I start by rounding up all the sexiest corpses and laying my seed within them for the few days they don't degrade at a lower temperature.
I take my anime filled 8 tb hard drive and steal a few more and download every movie and anime, manga, discography, and book that interest me.
I then find a good sizable semi and pack it with furniture, a stolen gaming labtop, food, etc.
I stick solar panels on the roof and siphon all the gas I need.
I then slowly teach myself to sail or fly.
I travel to japan and loot there sex doll factories for the perfect loli doll harem.
After this I start abusing erection inducing pills to maximize my sexual satisfaction.
I break into medical shops and start abusing pain killers, I stalk animals so I feel less alone, I start shitting where ever I please and rarely shower. I decide to hole up in cute little girls rooms and binge watch anime in them and play games.
I burn some things for fun, I shoot the sex dolls that I ended up not liking for fun.
I finally marry that one loli doll I always came back too. We spend our time abusing drugs and doing anal.
Finally in my old age I find a small room and line it with explosives, I hook up speakers so I can listen to nice music and I take alot of acid.
Then I blow myself up.

Oh you just asked for the first thing.

Quickly break into apartment after apartment where I live to find a hot chick (who is now dead) and cum on her face.
Then I will prob gather food and then start using freezes all around my apartment complex to store cooked meals in.
I dunno after that, but thats my first 5 sec thought.

I go into the forest and off myself taking pleasure knowing that my corpse will go back to the soil and the cycle of life will continue without humans.

Also I want to add an expansion.

I start going through everyone's houses and looking for secrets, especially rich peoples houses.
I become a nudist but carry around a satin robe incase I need it.
I gain a new found belief in an incomprehensible deity that's seemingly against or in favor of me but ultimately can't decide.
My vocabulary never leaves my stream of thought, now externally I only grunt and yell.
I get a pet dog for protection from wild life and get him a mate.
I go to sex shoppes and play with the toys there, mostly just childishly and less sexually.
I collect panties If their previous owners were cute, I become incredibly scared of lack of power, night time, and manikins.
I destroy things for fun to try and hinder my stress build up.

Looting would be so fun, would be a dream compared to my current life.

kill myself

checkmate

Drive a Chiron at vmax into a wall. Gotta have some creativity for sui

well im pretty sure id just get food and search for other people, maybe go to the company of some major internet thing like facebook or twitter and replace the page with a location for everyone to meet. as soon as i realized there was nobody alive id probably just do fun shit like stealing a gun and explosives. eventually id go insane from being alone and id kill myself

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>rape the still warm corpse of the nearest woman
>have a feast on all the food that's about to go bad
>gather enough stable food for when it go's bad (rice, beans, honey ect.)
>hoard guns to fight off animals
>also hoard containers of water and liquor
>find a gas powered generator for videa/movies
>hoard cars and other useful machinery
>hoard some gas & and take whatever else I want from homes and stores.
>play video games, watch movies, read books but mainly enjoy wandering post apocalyptic America till I die.

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lose my virginity

origio

Cocaine and dance hard techno to shake off the immediate urge to kill myself.
I'll bury all of my family and friends
Will go to the local sprawlmart and get 10 massive hard drives and a solar panel and generator and welding machine and camping equipment 2 months worth of food a mini fridge guns a small tv every game system and piece o media they have on hand clothes and drugs.

Go find a spacious RV and load up.
While I'm doing that I'll use the few hundred massive hard drives I have to download everysingle thing I possibly can from the net that is pertinant to survival music and everything else.
Will also look up how to keep radio towers going and the net going.

Will then drive out into the world looking for anything and hoping against hope that this isn't the rapture and that the biblical angels don't show up, you know the things that are rings within rings with eyes all over them and giant faces with wings that burn your brain when you look a them?

WIll spend the next decade looking for life

Oh and I MIIIIGHT fuck a still warm dead girl. Might.
Nah, fuck that.