Be 5'5"

>be 5'5"
>develop bizarre fetish where a girl loves and respects me

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Fucking masochist

>be 6'6
>develop a bizarre fetish where I'm 5'5 and a boy loves and respects me
>pls homo

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>be 6ft
>technically 6.01362718474 something ft
>develop bizarre fetish where I find a girl who I trust, spurs me on to achieve greater things, and will have my babies that turn out to be twins

>be 26
>develop bizarre fetish for buying a home and raising a family
i'm so fucked

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>be 6'2
>develop bizarre fetish where I find a qt catholic girl to court and marry and we have double digit kids and she also shits on my face and body

>6'2
>Develop bizarre fetish where I want a farmhouse with a qt wife to have my 8 kids and I work with hydroponics and multilevel farming in a giant underground area, and I homeschool my kids and help them develop and succeed in areas they enjoy
Okay so I'll settle for just the first part but I can dream

>be 5’9ā€
>develop bizarre fetish where I get fit and date multiple girls at once and live many different lives

>develop bizarre fetish where I'm soulmates with a woman I adore and respect

h-haha

>be 5'9
>develop bizarre fetisch were any girl talks to me before i die

>Be 6ft
>develop a bizarre fetish where I pray to my lord and creator every night before bed thanking him for not making me an inch shorter.

got this weird fetish where a woman i like actually wants to spend time with me
someone lock me up and throw away the keys

>be 6'2
>develop handholding fetish
i was warned about the consequences of porn... but i didn't listen

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>tfw I already have this but without the kids part yet

I just wanna be loved

>be 6,2
>Lose will to live

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Develop bizarre fetish where i married my ex gf and never treated her like garbage

>5'14"
>develop a bizarre fetish where I go back into time to my first year of high school but I’m I have all the knowledge I have now and do everything differently and end up with a wholly fulfilling and happy life
I think I need to get on nofap, lads.

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>be 5'11'', 22, gym rat
>develop a sick fetish where a girl I find attractive loves me back and wants to start a family with me
how fucked am I

Seek help.

>lankshits trying to make people feel sorry for them

Day of the Bridge can't come soon enough.

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