What should I say??

>tfw hooking up with girls that explicitly state 'no hookups'

Just hooked up with my 4th one last night

You have herpes for real? Damn user, youre screwed.

>that's a 9.5/10 qt easily.
Lmao u dumb cunt, look at her eyebrows instantly 2/10
But for real she's like a 7-6.5

>20
> slept with 2 girls in my life

>downloaded tinder
>get loads of matches but none want to hookup

tell me your ways user. I'm thinking of trying to get drinks with them and taking it from their

'your eyeliner and eyeshadow suck and wtf is up with your eyebrows? lol"

>not a hookup person

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i can only tell u elements of what i do. I guarantee getting the number and meeting up is almost 80% a function of how the converstaion goes and when you ask them.

I instantly start with light, funny but also romantic roleplay. Never talk about sex. Never send a boring sentence. Never ask what's up. Out of my some 900 matches I've never ever sent a bitch "hey" or "whats up".

to get them to respond, send something short, funny, low investment that they can find an entertaining way to reply to. It can be related to their bio or something about them but i usually just do somethig very general ("so are we a thing or")...usually allows me to gauge their investment right off the bat to determine what angle i need to play

After you get a little fun back and forth roleplay (OVER THE COURSE OF MINUTES, NOT DAYS. DONT BACK AND FORTH FOR LIKE 3 DAYS THEN PUSSILY ASK FOR HTE NUMBER. MESSAGE THEM WHEN YOU MATCH, AND IF YOU SEE THEM TYPING KEEP THE CONVO GOING AND IMPROV.) You then say some shit like "you're funny, I'm gonna keep you" or "leggo on a fucking date" and gauge their response then, then tell them to give you their number

if u wawnt to know more about after that let me know

This, basically. She needs to go thinner on the eyeliner.

Fuck it I'll try this next time, thanks for the tips user.
I'm not the user you replied to

yup you also gotta type congruently to what your profile is like my man, if u look like ur put together and u wrote 50000 words all in ur shit it aint gonna make sense that u type like a fucking retard like I do

my pics are just me doing stupid shit and my bio is gibberish, plays into the whole low-investment thing. You gotta find your angle and work it. Try to realize she has 1000+ matches and is tired of telling every single guy she found "passably cute" how her day was.

Also this doesn't apply to just one girl, don't think you're gonna take this and apply it to one girl, I get superliked by fucking beautiful women all the time and I work my shit and get the number and they just wont come out. It happens a lot. There are a select few who are really just down to fuck and you'll know them when you see them, but the general majority are just on it for entertainment, and if youre entertaining enough that their lives were better they'll consider meeting you up

thanks for the tips, i'll try that out with my next matches because my game is weak lol. I haven't been trying to get dates cus i'm awkward af but if that's what i need to do to get laid then fuck it. How often do you get stood up? How often do you get lucky on the first date?

1) Never been stood up
2) Never had a 1 on 1 meetup not end in sex (but one did on bumble)
3) "get lucky on the first date" sex is involved in 80% of the first dates because i don't do gay ass pussy first dates. Learn the bars. Find one with some spinny chairs. Meet there at 8. Have drinks. Touch her. Make out with her. Then give her mind an excuse to end up at your place so she doesn't feel like shes being judged (come to my hotel/place to check out this epic fucking painting/pictures i took/balcony/view etc)

work on your profile, its already down to a science. 6 pictures of you giving you social status, showing you do fun and epic shit, no selfies, good headshot, funny goofy pics etc.

Also figure out logistics before not after, like what your actual plan is (meeting up, drinking, if she drives what are you doing with her car etc, pretenidng like you didnt drive so you can get a ride back to yours and then bring her up). Often the girl fucking you is a matter of did he even try to get me to his place or not

>6 pictures of you giving you social status, showing you do fun and epic shit, no selfies, good headshot, funny goofy pics etc.
it was over before I even started

Kinda name is that? Also 19 is good partying age. Should through a party n invite n her frens

then go borrow a fucking friends camera and take some you retard

I didn't have any of that shit either so 3 of my pics were me literally walking around korea for a day looking for somewhere to change my outfit and take another pic to make it look like I do things

my other ones are me with some fake abs gag, me on the summit with my snowboard and me with my motorcycle

How to get a girl with THICC eyebrows ?

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>spinny chairs

why is this important?

Herpes is ridiculously common

it's the easiest way to work some physical interaction in if you're afraid to touch her

like if she says something you disagree with, just spin her away. It's not that important actually but a nice touch. Eventually you'll craft the "perfect" bar date technique where things come almost systematically. Whenever you're walking anywhere and she's passing in front of you to walk, graze her waist with your hand. If you're about to tell her something important, grab her shoulders and look her in the eye. even shit like poking her belly helps. After this you should be able to go for hand hold/locking arms when walking somewhere.

Also make out sometime at the bar. Go for it. It's really not a big deal. You'll fuck it up but you have to fuck it up to know when you can get away with it. And pull back too if it feels like she wants more

Tell her you want to jizz on her eyeballs

>like if she says something you disagree with, just spin her away

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>Type congruently to what your profile is like
Jesus I'm retarded, I never took that into consideration. All I'd do is list my bio and try to make something funny but I come off boring af and now I'm pretty sure I know why. Thanks again dude, now I just have to hope my autism doesn't kick in mid conversation lol

Piercings are just fucking gross, man.

"any good pizza places near you?"

her face, for one

>Uses tinder but doesn't seal the deal everytime

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS user

>contributing to mega-gonorrhea

>those piercings
disgusting
She also obviously looks like shit, judging from the meme angle and 2 tons of makep that makes her look like a clown

Hit er with a winner
Are you my appendix? Because something in my gut is telling me to take you out.

I mean......I would still throat fuck the whore

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There you have it: "For someone who doesn't like hookups you surelly have a lot of hooks attached"

>2 tons of makep that makes her look like a clown
>t. 14 year old virgin

why...?

So many people have herpes.

>mfw so apathetic I dont want to have sex anymore
If I was suddenly a guy that got romantic interest from women, I mean, I'd be a different person. So much of my identity is based on the immutable truth that 99/100 women arent gonna find me attractive

thanks for all the advice man just got a sc from one fine girl and making plans to get drinks with her

You don't, they were all razed to the ground.

>ay grl lemme see them felicititties

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