Pic related is an unfortunate soul that fell for the PUA meme back in 2014...

Pic related is an unfortunate soul that fell for the PUA meme back in 2014. He started documenting his PUA journey on a forum. I just remembered one of the phone calls he recorded with a cute girl he met. It's obvious the girl thinks he's hideous.

This shit is one of the most painful things I've ever listened to.

soundcloud.com/nekb-1/calling-melody

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imgur.com/a/StdHM
m.soundcloud.com/nekb-1/4-two-set-instadate
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

bro all you need to do is have confidence

Nationality: American

>I'm druuuuunk!!
>I love you!!!
>I wanna have sex with yoooou
Jesus Christ what's wrong with you betas

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What the fuck. This is actually painful to listen to.

>The disgust in her voice when she found out she kissed him
Don't drink alcohol, or you'll do something you regret.

That has to be Photoshop.
Right? RIGHT?

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i want to shoot myself for this guy

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More pics of the guy

imgur.com/a/StdHM

You wish
See

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Dude on the left's face looks like a bad acid trip.

dude thwt looks shopped hey op wheres the forum post i want to see his journey

this unironically makes me want to die i dont feel so good listening to this

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>Nationality: American

toplel

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What the fuck did I just listen to? Why did he think this could possibly be a good idea? Nobody likes random drunk phone calls. Nobody wants to hear that shit.

Can someone make a tldl this is too painful for me. Why did he think it was a good idea?

Would you rather Americans call themselves American or list off what each 64th portion of their bloodline comes from?

op where did you find this guy? i need to know

the end is priceless tho, makes it all worth it if you sat through for the great laugh

man its hard to listen i know shes bullshiting ive been fed shit before and this guys being fed drunk

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I have a friend named Dar, and Dar knows a guy named Pav. Not real names, obviously.

I don't know Pav personally, but Dar knows Pav.
Pav is not good-looking at all. You could even call him hideous. But Pav still tries very hard. He tries to dress nice, and even works out from time to time.
Dar wants to help Pav, but Dar is not sure how to talk to Pav about it. Dar has asked me to talk to Pav.

How should I do it? My intention is to tell Pav that he should accept the sad reality of being an ugly motherfucker, and try to adjust his life accordingly, but I'm note sure if that's a good idea. What do you guys think?

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No. at best tell him to aim lower.

Don't do it user, you'll crush him.

>I looove you too
I wish someone would say this to me, even if by pity

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What it means if my pee pee gets hard when I look at man at the left?

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3 years ago was his last post

did he an hero?

how/where did you find this guy

I looove you too
xx

He'll get some fish faced Philippino eventually. The real tragedy is handsome robots being unable to find a gf because of their anxiety issues.

>handsome people
>having anxieties
Wipe this meme off the face of the earth.

Confident fuggos will get laid eventually but anxiety is an almost insurmountable handicap.

I want more pictures of fish face
I want to see this forum he posted on

Op please deliver

Fucking bump. Finally a good thread on this shithole of a board

This. Please deliver.

What if OP is the unfortunate soul and he just decided to make a thread

Then we will welcome him into your midst, so he should just come forward.

bump
I want more of this thread

its weird tho they dont sound too repulsed theyre talking to him if he looked like ops image he wouldnt have anyone talk to him they would run as soon as they seen his face then again im autistic so idk

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oops heres the link m.soundcloud.com/nekb-1/4-two-set-instadate

Hey who is that qt3.14

lol he still has more confidence than me though. I don't have an excuse.

it's muffy, look her up or image search.

That is the worst drunk acting I've ever heard.

yeah obviously dude does not know what drinking is.

turns out the girl is 18 though (idk why i bothered listening to the whole thing) and she says she fell for it but still a stupid fucking way to start a conversation.

This looks so shopped. Please post more pictures of him

For real tho, that's Homer.